[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]The ice cream was hard because the people weren't smart enough to get it out in advance to let it thaw, my hand is dead.

Does this user EVER post in PP?

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=12754643&postcount=20[/url][/QUOTE]

I have no clue, I usually see him/her post in the Pit.

Either way Ben's gonna win.

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]No this one was the one where he talks about the guy jacking off on the bus and he holds up the bus with his c[I]o[/I]ck, it's got so much good stuff on there. I have seen that one you're talking about though and it's hilarious!!! I love that part. And when he's talking about when he's talking to the cops and he's high.

"You know you were speeding"
"I didn't know you couldn't do that"[/QUOTE]

Hahahhaha, his white friend.

*at red light*
"Dave, do you see this cop over here?"
"yeah."
"Im gonna race him."

Or even better...

"Officer, I'm a little high. I need directions."

[QUOTE=cobert]Hahahhaha, his white friend.

*at red light*
"Dave, do you see this cop over here?"
"yeah."
"Im gonna race him."

Or even better...

"Officer, I'm a little high. I need directions."[/QUOTE]

:p :p God I'm crackin up.

"Where is 5th street"
"HEY relax, you're on 5th street"

hhaha

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]:p :p God I'm crackin up.

"Where is 5th street"
"HEY relax, you're on 5th street"

hhaha[/QUOTE]

"Let's sprinkle some crack on him!!"

Chapelle is great.

ive never seen the chapelle show

but i have one of his cds, good shi

[QUOTE=Form(of)dark]ive never seen the chapelle show

but i have one of his cds, good shi[/QUOTE]

You're missing out.

[QUOTE=cobert]AAHAHAHAHHAHA

Then the way he hits his mic stand with his mic.

"There were crackheads all around my limo, comin up to the windows, it was like Jurassic Park n sh[size=2]i[/size]t."[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHA I haven't seen that stand up in a long time, I'm going to try and download it and some other Chapelle stand up. I'm pretty sure that one was in Washington DC.

In this other stand up I was watching he's talking about a homeless guy busting a nut on this guys forehead and he uses his mic as the cum and he hits it against his head and makes a thumping noise. It's hilarious.

I found the stand up I was watching the other night but it's only got 3 seeds, it will take a while.

Hahaha yes! Chappelle OWNS!

Check out the Grape Drink video on YouTube if you haven't seen it already..PURe gold.

"What did the 5 fingers say to the face?"

"SLAP!"

Also his Sesame Street thing is awesome.


"Yeah Oscar! You're a grouch!!!"

"B[I]i[/I]tch I live in a f[I]u[/I]ckin' trash can! I'm the poorest motherfu[I]c[/I]ker on Sesame Street!"

[QUOTE=Lightning Strikes Twice]Also his Sesame Street thing is awesome.


"Yeah Oscar! You're a grouch!!!"

"B[I]i[/I]tch I live in a f[I]u[/I]ckin' trash can! I'm the poorest motherfu[I]c[/I]ker on Sesame Street!"[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ZACH: yeah, that ones in DC.

Yea that's good. You ever see the skit when they play basketball with Prince haha, he hangs on the rim and then lets go one hand at a time and then is floating in the air, its so funny.

[quote=Cob]ZACH: yeah, that ones in DC.[/quote]

I'm going to try and get it on Limewire, it will take forever to download though.

/leaves

/hasn't seen a lick of Chappelle in ages

You are missing out BIG time.

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]Yea that's good. You ever see the skit when they play basketball with Prince haha, he hangs on the rim and then lets go one hand at a time and then is floating in the air, its so funny. [/QUOTE]

YES. And then he offers them pancakes.

"Shoot the J! SHOOT IT!!!"

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]You are missing out BIG time.[/QUOTE]

I've just never been able to appretiate his comedy for some reason. I saw one episode, throughout the whole thing I didn't laugh. :-\

[QUOTE=cobert]YES. And then he offers them pancakes.

"Shoot the J! SHOOT IT!!!"[/QUOTE]

Ya theyn they all go and eat pancakes ahh love it!

After every single shot, "It's good" :p

"Who are your favourite five rappers in the world?
Dielan, dielan, dielan, dielan and dielan. Cause I spit on fire!"
That bit made me laugh, I saw it on Chapelle Show a few weeks back.

So I got Kingdom Hearts II last night and I've already played for like 15 hours <3

This series is soo good.

oh yeah i got true crime and true crime>gta

True Crime does not own Grand Theft Auto you must be screwed up in the head. Brandon enough with you and your video games.

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]True Crime does not own Grand Theft Auto you must be screwed up in the head. Brandon enough with you and your video games.[/QUOTE]

i'm going to have to disagree with you on this one.

no way, on tc, you can do a lot of crap, like today i got second rank :cool:

but on my next game im gonna be bad cop :icon:

edit: go zack

Zach, tell, now.

[QUOTE=poisontheflag]i'm going to have to disagree with you on this one.[/QUOTE]

Ahhhh what's up man?

Well I don't really play True Crime much so you guys might be right but I don't love the new GTA and Vice City sucked GTA 3 is one of my favorite games.

Alright here's the scoop....

yeah gta 3 is awesome, but im basing my awesome imput off tc: nyc, oh man i love that game

and gamecube doesnt support gta, so yeah woah

All those games bore me except Kingdom Hearts. That game rules. Sorry to jump in unprovolked.

i should really get the newest true crime (ny i think) for my gamecube

[QUOTE=poisontheflag]i should really get the newest true crime (ny i think) for my gamecube[/QUOTE]

oh man make sure its new, i dont know if you know, but the earlier verisons, are fu[FONT="Verdana"]ck[/FONT]ed up, and can mess up your memory card, and the game wont work and shi

i got mine a couple days ago, and its a new one, and works perfect, except it froze twice, which isnt too bad

Speaking of video games, does anyone know any good $20 games for PS2?