i'm sorry

but i have to agree with you the perfect dunking biscuit would be awesome

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ Everyone knows biscuits and tea could totally beat up oreo and milk any day :rolleyes:

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-Gav[/QUOTE]
Yeah, most likely true, but biscuits and tea better watch their back when the double-stuffs find out.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Get the hell out of my thread :angry: :angry:[/QUOTE]

I agree...boo this man.

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-Gav

Later guys I have to go to my GF's and have s------ I mean have dinner. :wink:

No biscuit for you, git.

You guys ever seen that show on the discovery channel where they have a virtual fight between two animals?(great idea by the way about time someone came up with a show like that). Well if they did a show on biscuits/tea vs cookies/milk, I think theyd have some new viewers

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Yeah, most likely true, but biscuits and tea better watch their back when the double-stuffs find out.[/QUOTE]

Pff...tss...What ever. :rolleyes:

Do you put your milk in a saucer when you take delight in your milk/Oreos? No. Do Oreos and milk have their on website that is hysterical (yet unintended to be) and amazingly awesome? No, but if there is, show me :p.

Tea and Buscuits >> Milk and Oreos

(For those of you who don't know, in mathematics, >> means "is much greater than")

I had to steal FoxFire's thing there, sorry. :p It was for a good cause.

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-Gav

ohh :upset:

"What, you don't like hearing your old man talk about sex? Se-e-ex? [i]I'VE HAD SEX![/i]" [/Grampa Simpson.]

[QUOTE=FUNKNBASS]Later guys I have to go to my GF's and have s------ I mean have dinner. :wink:[/QUOTE]

Make sure you wear a "napkin" around your "lap." Ribbed "napkins" really make your girlfriend's "dinner" "taste" better and keep your "crumbs" from getting on your girlfriend's "lap." :thumb:

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-Gav

I dont use a saucer eh? Watch your back gav... watch your back...

[QUOTE=coddingtown]You guys ever seen that show on the discovery channel where they have a virtual fight between two animals?(great idea by the way about time someone came up with a show like that). Well if they did a show on biscuits/tea vs cookies/milk, I think theyd have some new viewers[/QUOTE]

Yes, and Adult Swim made fun of it by having Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile :lol:

I saw one, it was Wolf and Lion, and the Lion obviously won...that's just not fair, though. Wolves kick ***.

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-Gav

And ask her if she wants "fries" with "that".

[QUOTE=coddingtown]I dont use a saucer eh? Watch your back gav... watch your back...[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:

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-Gav

[QUOTE=gaslight]And ask her if she wants "fries" with "that".[/QUOTE]

"Can I get fries with that shake?"

Worst...pickup...line...EVER!

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-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Make sure you wear a "napkin" around your "lap." Ribbed "napkins" really make your girlfriend's "dinner" "taste" better and keep your "crumbs" from getting on your girlfriend's "lap." :thumb:

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-Gav[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: crumbs...

If you get a tear in your napkin stop eating immediately or you might just end up with dessert

Best reject line ever "Sorry, but you'd have to supersize it first."

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Yes, and Adult Swim made fun of it by having Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile :lol:

I saw one, it was Wolf and Lion, and the Lion obviously won...that's just not fair, though. Wolves kick ***.

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-Gav[/QUOTE]

They should do it on a weight basis, so you'd have a couple of lions against a pack of wolves. Except bacteria would always win.

When I grow up I want to be a paramecium.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]They should do it on a weight basis, so you'd have a couple of lions against a pack of wolves. Except bacteria would always win.[/QUOTE]
Actually no. Viruses kick bacteria's *** any day

^ Eight septillion of ameobas against a mouse...who will reign victorious?

That show can be pretty cool, too. I like the engineering/physics aspect of it.

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-Gav

"Sorry? I asked for a thick shake, not a soft serve."

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Actually no. Viruses kick bacteria's *** any day[/QUOTE]

I thought of them, but disqualified them on the grounds of being technically non-living. Which means they can't actually fight. It would be like a man fighting a fire with his fists. The fire would win, but you couldn't say it fought.

Edit - though I would pay to see that...

In third world contries they have that show, but its the real thing

*has returned*..Wonderful topics...biscuits sex oreos and virus's... :thumb: :lol:

[QUOTE=Wintermute]I thought of them, but disqualified them on the grounds of being technically non-living. Which means they can't actually fight. It would be like a man fighting a fire with his fists. The fire would win, but you couldn't say it fought.[/QUOTE]

I was going to say virus are disqualified because they're not alive, but very very very good comparison between a man and a fire. You get another Gav Point (you're really racking them up tonight).

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-Gav

[QUOTE=coddingtown]In third world contries they have that show, but its the real thing[/QUOTE]

Argh, [I]another[/I] reality series? I hate those. :evil:

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-Gav

Yeah, Wintermute makes some very smart/true comments.

^ That he does...he's very learned and intelligent.

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-Gav

Ah, bliss. A good cup of tea, The Who playing at a ludicruos volume (what a master Entwistle was) and an ego stroking.