Just punch her into going.

If only it were that simple.

wave a dollar in front of her nose, she'll do anything

i know asians

Yeah Asians are like the Jews of the...dunno where I was going with that.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17297907]Yeah Asians are like the Jews of the...dunno where I was going with that.[/QUOTE]

East?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17297908]East?[/QUOTE]

Indeed, ty.

just check for a pen!s first because it is fact that 96% of asian babes are trannies

[QUOTE=Pete;17297923]just check for a pen!s first because it is fact that 96% of asian babes are trannies[/QUOTE]

I've been with my gf for around 6 years, surely I would've noticed something amiss by now.

idk, they can be [I]pretty [/I]convincing

Lol its easier to dig a ditch than to build a bridge or something like that.

its "its easier to build a hole then dig a hole"....lol

"build a pole*

[QUOTE=Pete;17297961]idk, they can be [I]pretty [/I]convincing[/QUOTE]

But I haven't seen a penis. And I've put my penis in her vagina.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17298010]But I haven't seen a penis. And I've put my penis in her vagina.[/QUOTE]

or so she would have you believe

js

her omnicock!

[QUOTE=Pete;17298014]or so she would have you believe

js[/QUOTE]

What exactly are you suggesting, sir?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17298027]What exactly are you suggesting, sir?[/QUOTE]

a threesome

I'm OK with that.

2 girls or 2 guys?

Either, don't matta. I have loose morals. :\

tbh id never do a threesome, even with two girls

Yeah honestly I wouldn't either. Seems like it would be sloppy as hell.

Wtf.

If you were to turn down two girls just because you thought it might get too sloppy I would have to call you a fag

Like.....wtf.

Imagine getting ur dick sucked and balls licked at the same time.

i wouldnt want a threesome for moral and emotional reasons, my reasons have nothing to do with the actual sex

ya got some faggoty morals

why

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