haha

stop nodding off

huh?

was telling justin

gonna have a lazy day today, just gonna lie back and maybe read some bret easton ellis

edit - and watch the inception trailer over and over again

I DID THAT 1 TIME but it was a rental and a smashed it on purpose in a concert and said i farted and it broke bc it smelt the fart and everyone believed it XD :D :) im still farting right now XD LOL ROTFL!

/head explodes

watching a documentary on obsessive compulsive disorder

oh and i found out earlier every one in my family has it including me

lol made-up diseases

jk bro dont get all sensitive

well everyone's OCD to a certain extent

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18029855]watching a d0cumentary on obsessive compulsive disorder

oh and i found out earlier every one in my family has it including me[/QUOTE]

you have ocd but never noticed

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

makes him weird

i didnt notice because i thought it was completely normal human behaviour

it is completely normal human behaviour you are completely normal

gimme your worst ocd behavior

sometimes i have to pat my head seven times as fast as i can

I dont like to be around sharp objects because i'm afraid of them cutting my dick or eyes or that i might involuntarily kill my family with them

Don't like to be around small children cause im afraid i'll rape them

also i sometimes get scared that random , everyday things like going outside or drinking a cup of juice might turn me into a paranoid shizophrenic

crap like that

also i can't look at any human being without immediately picturing their dick / omnibus

That's kind of strange.

I have this thing where I sort of worry every time theres a plane or helicopter over my house that it's gonna crash into my room

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18029880]I dont like to be around sharp objects because i'm afraid of them cutting my dick or eyes or that i might involuntarily kill my family with them

Don't like to be around small children cause im afraid i'll rape them

also i sometimes get scared that random , everyday things like going outside or drinking a cup of juice might turn me into a paranoid shizophrenic

crap like that

also i can't look at any human being without immediately picturing their dick / omnibus[/QUOTE]

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I mean I suppose its not life threatening but I wish I could walk past a baby or my mom without feeling like a total a[size=2]ss[/size]hole

:upset:

hahaha sorry but that second one is hilarious what are you gonna be like when you have kids

how much of your day would you say you spend coming up with weird stuff you claim to feel

like 5 hours or so?

do you really think i would make this up ? i've been like this as far back as i can remember

i mean just cause Jason Eyley doesnt do it doesn't mean it's impossible

[QUOTE]hahaha sorry but that second one is hilarious what are you gonna be like when you have kids[/QUOTE]it'll be interesting for sure

[I]name-droppin'[/I]

Please don't spawn.

I'm always skeptical when people say they have stuff on forums.

Loads of people claim they have asperger's because they're not social

Bread and faxes got pretend cancer

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18029900]do you really think i would make this up ? i've been like this as far back as i can remember

i mean just cause Jason Eyley doesnt do it doesn't mean it's impossible[/QUOTE]

in a word

**** yes

[QUOTE=Angmar;18029903]Please don't spawn.[/QUOTE]
its one of the only things i've ever wanted to do in life

[QUOTE]
in a word

**** yes [/QUOTE]well that's cool but i've never lied or exagerated one thing here, i have no interest in convincing people on an internet forum that i'm unusual

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18029909]its one of the only things i've ever wanted to do in life

well that's cool but i've never lied or exagerated one thing here,[B] i have no interest in convincing people on an internet forum that i'm unusual[/B][/QUOTE]

ughhhhhhhhhhh

I mean sure bro I do some odd things sometimes but I don't come here to vent to people about every single strange thought and notion I am faced with in my life.

you admittedly became a self-parody for a period of time, meaning you created a character of jaundice. you apparently feel the need to perpetuate that character by making up dumbass opinions and doing whatever you can to appear weird

and everyone with half a brain on the forum realizes that

[QUOTE=Deth;18029913]you admittedly became a self-parody for a period of time, meaning you created a character of jaundice. you apparently feel the need to perpetuate that character by making up dumbass opinions and doing whatever you can to appear weird

and everyone with half a brain on the forum realizes that[/QUOTE]

basically

this was partly why you stopped posting as much too

you're still cool bro, but idk sometimes you're posts are tragically hilarious

[QUOTE=Angmar;18029912]I mean sure bro I do some odd things sometimes but I don't come here to vent to people about every single strange thought and notion I am faced with in my life.[/QUOTE]
it's generally random crap off the top of my head, although admittedly it turns into rants some time i generally don't vent anything particularly serious unless i get drawn into an actual interesting conversation

i mean yeah there was a jaundice cartoon a little bit for a while but i don't do it anymore. i just express honest opinions and because my opinions are unorthodox you take it as some sort of bragging where as if you related to the opinions youd think of it as just someone expressing a thought

i mean i may try to drum up some attention here and there but its usually just making humor out of the way i am, i would never exagerate or try to be weird to make any sort of impression. i figure i might as well crack a joke here and there when im bored, its not like i could come here to talk about music or anything

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18029920]it's generally random crap off the top of my head, although admittedly it turns into rants some time i generally don't vent anything particularly serious unless i get drawn into an actual interesting conversation

i mean yeah there was a jaundice cartoon a little bit for a while but i don't do it anymore. i just express honest opinions and because my opinions are unorthodox you take it as some sort of bragging where as if you related to the opinions youd think of it as just someone expressing a thought

i mean i may try to drum up some attention here and there but its usually just making humor out of the way i am, i would never exagerate or try to be weird to make any sort of impression. i figure i might as well crack a joke here and there when im bored, its not like i could come here to talk about music or anything[/QUOTE]

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don't think anyone here takes anything you say seriously ever is how bad its gotten

I never really said anything crazy. I don't think it's unheard of to be afraid of sharp objects and not like The Simpsons.

thing is alex is prob the most interesting user here

i did ask jaundice what his worst OCDs were