[QUOTE=noneed66]Whats the longest you peeps have gone without doing it?[/QUOTE]
I once tried to go for a month over the summer but only resisted for a week

[QUOTE=victimofreality]ummm... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]Confusion rattles through Shane's brain.

[QUOTE=fastfingers]Go a few days without jerking it. When you do finally jerk it.... oh man.... :)[/QUOTE]

I know what you mean its like heaven. :cool:

My record is 2 :cool:

[QUOTE=Alley McSqueal]Wouldnt everyone like to know[/QUOTE]
Yes

I have gone like a week and a half before, when i was on a family vacation

Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?

Meg sleeps with trolls

So how did Mx get rid of the hacker, an IP ban or something?

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?[/QUOTE]

Yes and then you go somewhere and find it on the back of your shirt.. :upset:

[QUOTE=noneed66]Whats the longest you peeps have gone without doing it?[/QUOTE]
I can go for ages but I start getting wet dreams.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?[/QUOTE]

yes!! :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=shane italian]Confusion rattles through Shane's brain.[/QUOTE]
It was just an odd thing to say. Maybe you should get a wax. ;)

[QUOTE=victimofreality]So how did Mx get rid of the hacker, an IP ban or something?[/QUOTE]

Most likely

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I can go for ages but I start getting wet dreams.[/QUOTE]
I had one nocturnal emission my whole life!

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?[/QUOTE]
Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?[/QUOTE]
Once I found a dry wank stain on my bass and I didn't know how long it had been there.

I can't remember ever having a wet dream

[QUOTE=lynch_me]Meg sleeps with trolls[/QUOTE]

youre only saying that cause you want me in the sack

[QUOTE=fastfingers]Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]I had one nocturnal emission my whole life![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Once I found a dry wank stain on my bass and I didn't know how long it had been there.[/QUOTE]

It goes in the weirdest places.

[QUOTE=fastfingers]Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]
It's funny because it's true. :lol: :lol:

I always cover up with tissue to prevent willey wanks

[QUOTE=fastfingers]Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]

Ewwwwww



Boys rooms always smell of cum, fart, beer and stinky feet.

I used to have a wanking sheet but I burnt it.

This topic has gone on for a long time.

[QUOTE=noneed66]It goes in the weirest places.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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My mate squirted all over his tshirt, and his mam found it crusted on and he was like err..its marshmallow :lol: