Dunno. Scotland?

And no, it contains no Alcohol.

[QUOTE=MetalFan]cool pic Joe...Now, is this thing a refreshment or contains alcohol?[/QUOTE]
A refreshment and a very cheap/good one at that :)


[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]/checks out site

:lol: What's with the "granny"?[/QUOTE]
It was an advert where the granny went into a local shop and ended up robbing them of all their Irn-Bru :eek:

I'll name you a sport that's probably highly unpopular in most of your countries, community people : Cycling.

I cycle with my friends, and run with one.

Also, that was totally unrelated to what we were talking about. Go away.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I'll name you a sport that's probably highly unpopular in most of your countries, community people : Cycling.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it isn't that unpopular here but I am aware it is quite popular in mainland Europe :)

[QUOTE=MXican]
It was an advert where the granny went into a local shop and ended up robbing them of all their Irn-Bru :eek:[/QUOTE]

Ah, cool. :lol:

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]
I haven't got a name for the show; does that mean I can just make one up myself? Someone help me think of a kick [SIZE=2]a[/SIZE]ss secretary name. I better get some kind of action in this cop show; secretary, I tell you. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Leanna O'Riley :)

You can be my love interest, since I sure as hell ain't being in a romantic triangle with Ray and Lucas.

I want to be the drunken love interest that the Americans like because of the sexy British accent.

But then i kill her.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Ah, cool. :lol:[/QUOTE]
It was possibly the greatest advert ever made. The Granny was going down this road in her electric wheel chair and it has all calm music in the background and she is saying hello to everyone. Then when she is outside the store she pulls her hat down and it is one of those things criminals where on there face (can't remember the name) and this rock music starts in the background. She drives into a pyramid of Irn-Bru cans and they fall into the basket at the front of her wheelchair. The last thing you see is her driving up to a police barrier with all these police with guns and they are all shouting 'freeze!'

[QUOTE=ThE_B.P.C]I want to be the drunken love interest that the Americans like because of the sexy British accent.

But then i kill her.[/QUOTE]

That sounds like it has limited appeal. What if we make you a sucker for hookers as well as a drunk? Aaaand, you have to have bad teeth. Really bad teeth.

I do not have bad teeth! I will take a picture to prove it.

Well, your a criminal. Go back to work, slave!

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]That sounds like it has limited appeal. What if we make you a sucker for hookers as well as a drunk? Aaaand, you have to have bad teeth. Really bad teeth.[/QUOTE]
and you could be the Koala bear who lives in the bush :mad:

Hey, it's not my fault your country is afraid of dentists, showers and winning in sport.

"Wow, it's drier than a Pommy's towel here".

EDIT: Godammit guys, we scared Leah away. Now we have to get all homoerotic again.

I like my dentist actually, and probably shower more than you.

And sport sucks!

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Hey, it's not my fault your country is afraid of dentists, showers and winning in sport.

"Wow, it's drier than a Pommy's towel here".

EDIT: Godammit guys, we scared Leah away. Now we have to get all homoerotic again.[/QUOTE]
Out of the first three comments only the sport one is true.

I don't understand the part in the ""

Homoerotic ey? :naughty:

Uh oh, Bartender deleted a post...

And... That's a rather famous Aussie saying.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Yeah, we probably need roles for Lunch and Lord Abortion...Lunch can be the city's drugged-out guy (if this really did take place in the 70's, he'd be played by Dennis Hopper, man).[/QUOTE]

This couldn't be any later, but that was actually the role I saw myself in. Therefore, I would agree. I sell coke under the table to Chris.

And can you sell me cheap liquer?

[QUOTE=ThE_B.P.C]And can you sell me cheap liquer?[/QUOTE]

Most definitely. With LSD in it. In the 70's that was commonplace.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Hey, it's not my fault your country is afraid of dentists, showers and winning in sport.
.[/QUOTE]
We'll see after the Ashes mate...

also

harry potter is teh emo in the last book, samuel L jackson should be in it and kick his arse

NP- priest-beyond the realms of death

I reckon we make Ollie the fringe janitor, or something, and at the end of every episode he contributes to a visual gag, which ends the show on a happy note. Note: the entire cast has to be standing in a pose, no matter how contrived or unlikely.

Who's Ali?

Munky Magik...

Has anyone seen a show called "I'm Alan Patridge"? It's on TV right now (1.49AM) and it's British. It's quite hilarious.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Munky Magik...

Has anyone seen a show called "I'm Alan Patridge"? It's on TV right now (1.49AM) and it's British. It's quite hilarious.[/QUOTE]

I mean, what character does he have?. :p

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I reckon we make Ollie the fringe janitor, or something, and at the end of every episode he contributes to a visual gag, which ends the show on a happy note. Note: the entire cast has to be standing in a pose, no matter how contrived or unlikely.[/QUOTE]

That's not such a bad idea. Either that or he could be a victim or something; aren't we going to need victims?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Leanna O'Riley :)

You can be my love interest, since I sure as hell ain't being in a romantic triangle with Ray and Lucas.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I didn't see that! Mkay. :thumb: Sweet!

Sure thing. :naughty:

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]

EDIT: Godammit guys, we scared Leah away. Now we have to get all homoerotic again.[/QUOTE]

:lol: homoerotic.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Munky Magik...

Has anyone seen a show called "I'm Alan Patridge"? It's on TV right now (1.49AM) and it's British. It's quite hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I <3 Steve Coogan
If you like "I'm Alan Partridge" then watch the film "The Parole Officer" :thumb:

Actually I'm thinking I should be more of a coke dealer in general, which is a druggie to some extents. But then I could wear awesome 70's clothes.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Leanna O'Riley :)

You can be my love interest, since I sure as hell ain't being in a romantic triangle with Ray and Lucas.[/QUOTE]

Why not? :(

Just watched "National Treasure." The most fun movie in a long time. :cool:

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Munky Magik...

Has anyone seen a show called "I'm Alan Patridge"? It's on TV right now (1.49AM) and it's British. It's quite hilarious.[/QUOTE]
it's quite excellent

[QUOTE=ThE_B.P.C]And sport sucks![/QUOTE]

:wave: I'm not alone!!!

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I'll name you a sport that's probably highly unpopular in most of your countries, community people : Cycling.[/QUOTE]

/cant ride a bike
/cant swim
/creeps away silently