[QUOTE=Happy;16133513]I hate my cousins.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I have a few undesirable cousins as well. Druggies, prostitutes, criminals, @$$hoes, lol.

Most of my cousins are enormous douches, I ****ing hate most of them.

I don't get jack **** off.

I'm lucky in that almost never see them. My cousins, that is.

I never see my cousins, military brat ftw!

You are most lucky, young Brian.

That might be why I have no qualms with my cousins.

[QUOTE=Tyr;16133531]You are most lucky, young Brian.[/QUOTE]

I like a lot of my family though, I'm glad I live near them.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16133516]Yeah I have a few undesirable cousins as well. Druggies, prostitutes, criminals, @$$hoes, lol.[/QUOTE]

Mine are black.

[QUOTE=Happy;16133538]Mine are black.[/QUOTE]

Same difference.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16133535]That might be why I have no qualms with my cousins.[/QUOTE]

Probably.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger]I like a lot of my family though, I'm glad I live near them.[/QUOTE]
I live near my cousins as well. I can only stand my uncle, tbh. The rest of my family, I could do without.

Too bad guns are illegal in Sweden.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16133554]Too bad guns are illegal in Sweden.[/QUOTE]

That's why Sweden is a far superior country than the US.

They have thor's hammer and **** though.

Man, Holy **** are soooo damn good. Seriously, what a great band.

[I]But AR-15s are a god given right!!!!!![/I]

Damn right they are.


Wait...**** god

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16133563][I]But AR-15s are a god given right!!!!!![/I][/QUOTE]

no they aren't, lol.

Thor's hammer are one those things associated with white supremacists here. Almost anything Viking and Norse mythology related is. Sadly. However, I think it's better now than when I was a kid.

How was 1994 for you?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16133568]no they aren't, lol.[/QUOTE]

I was being facetious, hence the italics.

you have two arms. they should be the only things covered under the constitutional rights to bear arms

The 2nd amendment is outdated and needs to be repealed.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16133592]How was 1994 for you?[/QUOTE]

Why would 1994 be special? Are you referring to D-Day and such?

The church burnings, but now that I think about it, it was Norway wasn't it?

That was Norway, home of the Satanic black metallers.

\m/

So Sweden never had that problem?

Some churches might have burned, but not to the same extent. Mostly it's because more Norwegians are religious than Swedes, I think, so they rebel by burning churches.

Makes sense.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16133599]The 2nd amendment is outdated and needs to be repealed.[/QUOTE]

They should change it to the right to arm bears!

[SIZE="4"][B]WITH LASERS[/B][/SIZE]

[SIZE="5"][B]AND UZIS[/B][/SIZE]

[SIZE="6"][B]AND CROSSBOWS[/B][/SIZE]

[SIZE="7"][B]AND CHAINSAWS[/B][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16133592]I was being facetious, hence the italics.[/QUOTE]

Italics = Facetious. Got it!

Now I'm going to take a bath for the first time in ages. As soon as the tub's filled.

Are you going to put bath salts in, light candles, and listen to enya?

[QUOTE=livyswanson;16133718][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLb9kM5hRGQ[/url][/QUOTE]

How about you go f[I]u[/I]ck yourself eh?

Oh and your bass player is gay.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16133677]Are you going to put bath salts in, light candles, and listen to enya?[/QUOTE]

I would have if I had some bath salts and candles. I listen to Enya all the time, so that part is already taken care of.

[url]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i03VSye19lo[/url]

This is better.

I never got into much Enya, probably cuz my mom listens to too much damn Enya.

One can never listen to too much Enya.

I can :cool:

Mike, you'll see the error of your ways when you've grown older.

[QUOTE=Txus;16133794]I can :cool:[/QUOTE]

So can I.

One can never grow a big enough vagina.