The only thing overrated about sex is oral.

No, Vince, it's all over for me. I've decided to replace womens by red wine.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576771]No, Vince, it's all over for me. I've decided to replace womens by red wine.[/QUOTE]

But can red wine make you a sandwich?


I think not.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15576769]The only thing overrated about sex is oral.[/QUOTE]
No all of it is overrated.
[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576771]No, Vince, it's all over for me. I've decided to replace womens by red wine.[/QUOTE]
If you can get drunk you can believe in love again :)

Oral is the best.


:(:(:(

Red wine can make a sandwich that much better though.

All women can do is put too much mayo on it.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15576738]({)

Tends to happen. I'd hate if I lost all my music but it'd be a good reason to start purchasing it![/QUOTE]

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT TOJES! You told me to get Alcohol 120% and then I did. In the middle of installation my computer just restarted without warning. So I'm like "ok whatever" and being the dumb [I]f[/I]uck that I am I try and install Alcohol 120% again because it didn't work first time, this time it tells me I have to restart my computer in order for it to finish downloading. So I'm like "ok whatever" so I restart it and try running Alcohol 120% as this time it actually installed, however I get an error message saying it won't work. I uninstall it. So of course I'm like "ok whatever, third times a charm" I try and install it again, computer restarts like first time. Now I'm getting worried, I try and log on to uninstall and remove all traces of Alcohol 120% from my computer. I barely log on to my desktop before the computer restarts without warning again. This happens three more times in the next 5-10 minutes. Now I'm really worried. The fourth time I try I just give up and decide to safely turn off computer. Latter the night my sister tries turning it on and gets "The Blue Screen of Death" as it is commonly known. Latter that night I try it again. I get a window saying something messed up and that it probably had to do with new software(of course). So I try running it from last good configuration. No luck, now it won't even get passed the windows loading screen. I also tried running it in safe mode. No luck there either. Basically its screwed. I'll take it to a technician sometime and hopefully the can fix it and not try and rip me off.

On the plus side though when I take it to the technician they should be able to get my Diablo II install disc out of the disc drive that its been jammed in for a week :)

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576776]No all of it is overrated.

If you can get drunk you can believe in love again :)[/QUOTE]

"Love" dies after a year, two years top. Look at any couple, especially married ones.

Girls' mouths get tired before they get me off so it's pretty anti-climactic.

Either way it's not that great.

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576782]ITS ALL YOUR FAULT TOJES! You told me to get Alcohol 120% and then I did. In the middle of installation my computer just restarted without warning. So I'm like "ok whatever" and being the dumb [I]f[/I]uck that I am I try and install Alcohol 120% again because it didn't work first time, this time it tells me I have to restart my computer in order for it to finish downloading. So I'm like "ok whatever" so I restart it and try running Alcohol 120% as this time it actually installed, however I get an error message saying it won't work. I uninstall it. So of course I'm like "ok whatever, third times a charm" I try and install it again, computer restarts like first time. Now I'm getting worried, I try and log on to uninstall and remove all traces of Alcohol 120% from my computer. I barely log on to my desktop before the computer restarts without warning again. This happens three more times in the next 5-10 minutes. Now I'm really worried. The fourth time I try I just give up and decide to safely turn off computer. Latter the night my sister tries turning it on and gets "The Blue Screen of Death" as it is commonly known. Latter that night I try it again. I get a window saying something messed up and that it probably had to do with new software(of course). So I try running it from last good configuration. No luck, now it won't even get passed the windows loading screen. I also tried running it in safe mode. No luck there either. Basically its screwed. I'll take it to a technician sometime and hopefully the can fix it and not try and rip me off.

On the plus side though when I take it to the technician they should be able to get my Diablo II install disc out of the disc drive that its been jammed in for a week :)[/QUOTE]
repair the OS
[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576786]"Love" dies after a year, two years top. Look at any couple, especially married ones.[/QUOTE]
you're confusing lust and love

[QUOTE]Girls' mouths get tired before they get me off so it's pretty anti-climactic.

Either way it's not that great.[/QUOTE]

It's all good. :upset:

[QUOTE]you're confusing lust and love[/QUOTE]

You're confusing love and friendship.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576786]"Love" dies after a year, two years top. Look at any couple, especially married ones.[/QUOTE]

No ****. I'm sitting on four years, and we do it once a month tops. It fukcing sucks blaargh

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576789]It's all good. :upset:

You're confusing love and friendship.[/QUOTE]
It's ok.

Love is friendship, but more intense.

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576782]So of course I'm like "ok whatever, third times a charm" I try and install it again, computer restarts like first time. [/QUOTE]

Probably should've taken the hint from the first 2 times :(

So did you lose all of the stuff on your HD?

[QUOTE=pate;15576796]No ****. I'm sitting on four years, and we do it once a month tops. It fukcing sucks blaargh[/QUOTE]

cheat on her tbh

[QUOTE]No ****. I'm sitting on four years, and we do it once a month tops. It fukcing sucks blaargh[/QUOTE]

I'm not really talking about sex, but yeah, I'm sure that proves it too.

[QUOTE]It's ok.

Love is friendship, but more intense.[/QUOTE]

I'm just saying that after a while, your love weakens to friendship, [I]if you're lucky[/I]. That is unless you cheat to make break routine.

When did you get such great confidence in love, anyway, you bastard.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576788]repair the OS[/QUOTE]
How? When it comes to computer I know nothing.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576804]I'm just saying that after a while, your love weakens to friendship, [I]if you're lucky[/I]. That is unless you cheat to make break routine.

When did you get such great confidence in love, anyway, you bastard.[/QUOTE]
lol weakens? Oh Jelle. :(

I've always been a romantic. Plus I have to believe in love because I've been in love for like 2 years through (very) bad things and good ones. There's not much that is consistent as that in my entire life.

edit: find the os disks, put them in and boot from disk then it will ask you if you want to repair somewhere in there.

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576813]How? When it comes to computer I know nothing.[/QUOTE]

Change the spark plugs, adjust the intonation, and then test the omnibus.

And check the flux capacitor amirite?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576827]lol weakens? Oh Jelle. :(

I've always been a romantic. Plus I have to believe in love because I've been in love for like 2 years through (very) bad things and good ones. There's not much that is consistent as that in my entire life.

edit: find the os disks, put them in and boot from disk then it will ask you if you want to repair somewhere in there.[/QUOTE]

Don't lol at me. I don't mean a deep and meaningful friendship, I mean something mundane that you share with about 10 other acquaintances. >:[

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576841]I don't mean a deep and meaningful friendship, I mean something mundane that you share with about 10 other acquaintances.[/QUOTE]

That's not love Jelle, you retard. >: (

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576827]edit: find the os disks, put them in and boot from disk then it will ask you if you want to repair somewhere in there.[/QUOTE]

problem is I have a disc stuck in the disc drive that won't come out and it is a slip drive so there is no pinhole for manual removal of the disc. I can't find anyway to get the disc out besides pulling apart the computer and prying the disc out and that would just make things worse.

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15576855]That's not love Jelle, you retard. >: ([/QUOTE]

omg were you even following you mongoloid

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576861]problem is I have a disc stuck in the disc drive that won't come out and it is a slip drive so there is no pinhole for manual removal of the disc. I can't find anyway to get the disc out besides pulling apart the computer and prying the disc out and that would just make things worse.[/QUOTE]

Just pull the drive out manually.

thats basically what I was saying the only option was. I just don't wanna mess up my computer any worse than it already is :upset:

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576866]omg were you even following you mongoloid[/QUOTE]

No I just wanted to call you a retard and that seemed like a good opportunity.

and:

"I'm just saying that after a while, your love weakens to friendship, if you're lucky. That is unless you cheat to make break routine."

"I don't mean a deep and meaningful friendship, I mean something mundane that you share with about 10 other acquaintances."

...

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15576883]No I just wanted to call you a retard and that seemed like a good opportunity.

and:

"I'm just saying that after a while, your love weakens to friendship, if you're lucky. That is unless you cheat to make break routine."

"I don't mean a deep and meaningful friendship, I mean something mundane that you share with about 10 other acquaintances."

...[/QUOTE]

Yes. Love turns into something that isn't love. What's not to get

But you just said that love wasn't a deep meaningful friendship, it was more a relationship you share with 10 acquaintances.

And I was saying, that's not love.

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15576889]But you just said that love wasn't a deep meaningful friendship, it was more a relationship you share with 10 acquaintances.

And I was saying, that's not love.[/QUOTE]

I didn't. You are a very dumb person.

That's what love turns INTO. Please learn to read and follow the story, if you want to make comments.

[I]Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donnie?

YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

SHUT THE FU[FONT="Verdana"]C[/FONT]K UP, DONNIE![/I]