[QUOTE=fastfingers]Whoa man you must've been soooooo dry hahaha.[/QUOTE]Yeah, on average I crank about 3 out each day. I no longer squirt either, I dribble.
:upset:
But if I wait a day or two I can get a squirter.
:cool:

Yea i would have to say six also probly one day in the summer or something.

People in Canada have small penisisis

[QUOTE=shane italian]I heard it was a typo on Unreal Tournament.[/QUOTE]
I heard it was short for Pistol Owned.

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]1 is my record cause i useusally have the chick next door do it for me[/QUOTE]

Sure... ;)

:lol:

Men are disgusting, no wonder you kids cant get laid.

[QUOTE=shane italian]I kid you not, 15 times in one day.[/QUOTE]
You need to get yourself a girlfriend Shane.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Yeah, on average I crank about 3 out each day. I no longer squirt either, I dribble.
:upset:
But if I wait a day or two I can get a squirter.
:cool:[/QUOTE]
Usually between 1 and 3 for me. I could probably beat 6 but it's just a matter of how bored I am. Have you ever bruised your nob from wanking too much?

[QUOTE=Alley McSqueal]:lol:

Men are disgusting, no wonder you kids cant get laid.[/QUOTE]
Atleast we don't che- ah nevermind ;)

If I masturbated I would flood the earth

with all the seamen

Wow..something exciting has happened for once and I missed it

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Usually between 1 and 3 for me. I could probably beat 6 but it's just a matter of how bored I am. Have you ever bruised your nob from wanking too much?[/QUOTE]

You can bruise it from jerkin? :confused:

[QUOTE=Alley McSqueal]:lol:

Men are disgusting, no wonder you kids cant get laid.[/QUOTE]
What's your record Meg?

haha megs record hahaaa

[QUOTE=noneed66]You can bruise it from jerkin? :confused:[/QUOTE]
Yes :upset:

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Usually between 1 and 3 for me. I could probably beat 6 but it's just a matter of how bored I am. Have you ever bruised your nob from wanking too much?[/QUOTE]Never bruised it, but I have gotten sores where the head starts and my shaft gets raw and burns really bad.

[QUOTE=noneed66]You can bruise it from jerkin? :confused:[/QUOTE]
It just gets a bit sore in places if you overdo it.

no, i dont jerk off

im too tired to

[QUOTE=victimofreality]You need to get yourself a girlfriend Shane.[/QUOTE]I know man, but even if I get one they won't go near my bush of all bushes.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Never bruised it, but I have gotten sores where the head starts and my shaft gets raw and burns really bad.[/QUOTE]

That sounds more like some sort of std....

Never masturbate when you're dehydrated. You get huge headaches that last for days and get worse when you try to wank. If it ever happens just don't wank for a week.

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]no, i dont jerk off[/QUOTE]
thats because you're not a man

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]What's your record Meg?[/QUOTE]


Wouldnt you like to know

Finally all this madness is over

Whats the longest you peeps have gone without doing it?

Go a few days without jerking it. When you do finally jerk it.... oh man.... :)

[QUOTE=Alley McSqueal]Wouldnt you like to know[/QUOTE]
DUH that's why he asked!

[QUOTE=shane italian]I know man, but even if I get one they won't go near my bush of all bushes.[/QUOTE]
ummm... :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=noneed66]That sounds more like some sort of std....[/QUOTE]Nah, it's from not using lotion. It happens even when you do use lotion.