[QUOTE=Untitled]I gave up meet for life, i still say im a veggie, even when im sat in maccy d's eating a quarter pounder with cheese i say it.[/QUOTE]

Pfft. If god wanted us to be veggies, then he wouldn't have made animals out of meat.

^true say

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Artists impression of our resident [URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/Moogle66/51e851bc.bmp]hero[/URL][/QUOTE]
:lol: :thumb:


[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]ima fukkin kut u[/QUOTE]
:lol: great 20,800th post! :thumb:

edit: my first ever "first of the day" :cool: meh, day off cos of snow, but I have heaps of courseowrk I gotta do if I wanna go to a party tomorow night :upset:

That exorcism was exactly what I expected. Though at least if you're going to do something that crappy, maybe shout offence at god a bit and talk demonic. Y'know, keep us entertained before hours of boffin rambling

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]That exorcism was exactly what I expected. Though at least if you're going to do something that crappy, maybe shout offence at god a bit and talk demonic. Y'know, keep us entertained before hours of boffin rambling[/QUOTE]

This program is for adults only, content in this program may be disturbing.
"If you are upset or offended by anything in this program, we have set up a phoneline you can call"
The true story of the exorcist

We got all that, and loads more hype, I was expected an evil demon child to punch people in the balls every 5 minutes.
What the crap? a mild mannered christian who needed one prayer saying for him?
That wasn't a ****in exorcism, it was an ice cream headache.

Did you notice the way they said "That's it, we're done", and the camera just stayed pointing at their mid sections for ages because I don't think anyone really believed it was going to be that ****.

Was the guy even possessed? I was thinking when they were interviewing him, that he was performing it.

I agreed with that 'guy-who-was-on-that-one-dirty-sanchez-episode' about how it was nothing more than a mild form of hypnosis. And the fact even half the panel seemed dissapointed

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Was the guy even possessed? I was thinking when they were interviewing him, that he was performing it.

I agreed with that 'guy-who-was-on-that-one-dirty-sanchez-episode' about how it was nothing more than a mild form of hypnosis. And the fact even half the panel seemed dissapointed[/QUOTE]

I switched it off after the pitiful exorcism, I'd wanted something that would disturb me for the rest of my life. I don't think he was possessed at all, I think somewhere along the line CH4 had auditioned hundreds of crazy people and managed to choose a mild mannred christian who's 'demons' where probably swearing when he stubbed his toe. What the hell though, of all the people they could have got, they choose him, they must have know how pathetic it would be.

Oh dear, those stubbing-toe-swearing-demons get me every time, I need to find a priest...

Another cheap ratings ploy. Just like that russian roulette one.

The next thing I can picture them trying is a Ouija board.

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]Oh dear, those stubbing-toe-swearing-demons get me every time, I need to find a priest...[/QUOTE]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

/holy water maces you

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

/holy water maces you[/QUOTE]

I do actually have alot of holy water, I wonder what happens if you drink it?

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

/holy water maces you[/QUOTE]
:evil:


haha they did a Ouija board!!

That Derren Brown seance programme, they recently re-showed it too....which I watched again dammit, why have it again with Derren Brown, hes a dude, got me watching the same thing 2ce!

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]I do actually have alot of holy water, I wonder what happens if you drink it?[/QUOTE]
:lol: good point, my bet is you grow the garden of eden in your stomach, I'd bet on it :thumb:

Oh, I missed that. I remember ITV wanted to try it a while ago, but were banned from doing so. I bet it sucked

Yeah it was a bit stupid, it was obvious it was gonna be fake seeing as he's an illusionist.

Basically he got a load of students and did a load of different things that got them all "oooooh ghosts exist!" by telling them this story of 30 yrs ago x number of students had a suicide pact and drank bleach here and all died. They tried to contact these kids and "succeeded" then at the end Derren Brown goes off and gets "something to show them" turns out to be the girl in the photo they thought they were contacting, proving it's all in the brain

Now im stuck as to what other ritual they can televise

hey :wave:

Bollocks, turns out I dont have any of the graphs etc I need for my geog coursework on my USB and my coursework is due on Monday and I need them for conclusions etc :upset:

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]Bollocks, turns out I dont have any of the graphs etc I need for my geog coursework on my USB and my coursework is due on Monday and I need them for conclusions etc :upset:[/QUOTE]

Fight your way through the snow to get them.

Or if your school is like my old one, all your work is on an intranet which you can access from anywhere in the world. We were so hxc

I can access it anywhere in the world of my school, but no, I was gonna maybe go in for the afternoon but cant be arsed now

and it turns out all is ok, I have them printed WOOOOO life goes on

Just my luck to spend all night doing loads of catch up french work your teacher wanted in today when it snows and you can't actually get in BUT YOU'VE DONE THE WORK :angry:

There's one word in that last post that sums up the crappiness of the situation in its entirety

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]:lol: good point, my bet is you grow the garden of eden in your stomach, I'd bet on it :thumb:[/QUOTE]

It can be a CH4 follow up to the exorcism, live holy water drinking.
They can put a stomach camera in and observe what happens.
Will satan appear?
Will it be digested?
Will the biscuit ever crumble?
Do I have worms?
ADULTS ONLY

[QUOTE]
Or if your school is like my old one, all your work is on an intranet which you can access from anywhere in the world. We were so hxc[/QUOTE]

It's not so cool when you open your folder and all you work got deleted.

Originally Posted by Adam Jones is GOD
There's one word in that last post that sums up the crappiness of the situation in its entirety


french?

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]There's one word in that last post that sums up the crappiness of the situation in its entirety[/QUOTE]
:confused:

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]

It's not so cool when you open your folder and all you work got deleted.[/QUOTE]

Was never going to happen to me. I devised the ultimate password, and did back ups everywhere. Simple fact that if an A level IT student got hacked and lost their work without back up, it would look bad on a final grade.

Though it gave you extra credit if you did it to others

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Was never going to happen to me. I devised the ultimate password, and did back ups everywhere. Simple fact that if an A level IT student got hacked and lost their work without back up, it would look bad on a final grade.

Though it gave you extra credit if you did it to others[/QUOTE]
:lol:

Very clever bro :thumb:

[QUOTE=mish_a7x]
french?[/QUOTE]

Correct

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]:confused:[/QUOTE]

Incorrect

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Was never going to happen to me. I devised the ultimate password, and did back ups everywhere. Simple fact that if an A level IT student got hacked and lost their work without back up, it would look bad on a final grade.

Though it gave you extra credit if you did it to others[/QUOTE]

Ask if your teacher will show you how to do that password program in the first Jurassic park.

"Ah ah ah I don't think so"

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Incorrect[/QUOTE]
:upset: I should really go back to school then shouldn't I :(

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]Ask if your teacher will show you how to do that password program in the first Jurassic park.

"Ah ah ah I don't think so"[/QUOTE]

We went one better. For our deputy head's 60th Birthday, we took a picture of her and made a little gif animation as a birthday card. Then we got our macro expert to set oneup that would run it on everyone's start up screen throughout the network.

least she took it as a joke.

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]:upset: I should really go back to school then shouldn't I :([/QUOTE]

not if its for french