He has a cockrel that starts making noises at 5am then doesn't shut up.

Its a really annoying wake-up-call at his parties when you've had little to no sleep.

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]
and do you know what? I dont think K could fail at humour any more if he tried, SEXIST JOKES JUST AREN'T FUNNY (well not tonights ones anyway)[/QUOTE]

j00 fayle at not being on your period :rolleyes:

yes......

:lol: Smooth K.............

BTW, i just noticed, is your name from feel good hit of the summer per chance?

DU DU DU DUR DUR DU DU DUR DU DU DUM

I love 3 chord songs

[QUOTE=bobbass4k]:lol: Smooth K.............

BTW, i just noticed, is your name from feel good hit of the summer per chance?[/QUOTE]

Yeah but I missed one 'K' off. :(

Nicotine, Valium, Vicadin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and alcohol

CCCCCCocaine!

Man i love that song

Still not figured out an easier alternative for your name. You're such a woman hating enigma still....

Edit: To person who isnt bob

[QUOTE=bobbass4k]:lol: Smooth K.............
[/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE=bobbass4k] Vicadin[/QUOTE]

What the crap is that?

[QUOTE]Still not figured out an easier alternative for your name. You're such a woman hating enigma still....

Edit: To person who isnt bob[/QUOTE]

I'm so hardcore I'm eating crisps I hate.

Vicodin (my sp mistake sorry) is a synthetic drug used as a tranquillizer or anti-depressant, or more commonly as a pain killer.The pain killing effects is caused by its opiate like qualities (ill explain opiates if you want) and as such can be highly addictive. It is still legally available in some american states, on prescription, and in eastern europe, especially russia. Its a compound of Hydrocodone Bitartrate and Acetaminophen (more commonly known in america as tylenol). It is also includes several silicon, magnesium, carbon and calcium based compounds as well as small amounts of dilute acid

Off the top of my head anyway

Pfft, I gave up crisps for lent.

Nothing religious about it, bout time I shifted some love handles from me.

[QUOTE=bobbass4k]Vicodin (my sp mistake sorry) is a synthetic drug used as a tranquillizer or anti-depressant. It is still legally available in some american states, on prescription, and in eastern europe, especially russia. Its a compound of Hydrocodone Bitartrate and Acetaminophen. It is also includes several silicon, magnesium, carbon and calcium based compounds as well as small amounts of dilute acid

Off the top of my head anyway[/QUOTE]

Ive had people sing it as 'vodka and....' just because their knowledge of drugs is inferior to mine

:lol:

I was gonna give up swearing, but decided that was impossible after I failed about 5 times in about as many minutes :o

So then I decided to stop blaspheming and saying "OMG" but erm...that never happened

I replaced OMG with OYG for a while, till I said it around a Jewish friend.


Sorry Gurs

[QUOTE=bobbass4k] Acetaminophen[/QUOTE]

That's in throat lozenges.

[QUOTE]Pfft, I gave up crisps for lent. [/QUOTE]

And on that day did part of you die?

I still fall asleep at night with the taste of salt and vinegar haunting me, calling me back

:lol:

I gave up yoghurt for life after an incident involving my old girlfriend

I gave up meet for life, i still say im a veggie, even when im sat in maccy d's eating a quarter pounder with cheese i say it.

Well technically you are, since all meat has been processed the hell out of it by that stage.

No one defend that place btw, or my man Special K will kut u.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]
No one defend that place btw, or my man Special K will kut u.[/QUOTE]

Tru' dat mi brah.

[QUOTE=Untitled]I gave up meet for life, i still say im a veggie, even when im sat in maccy d's eating a quarter pounder with cheese i say it.[/QUOTE]

considering the average mcdonalds burger is about 0.3% beef and 99.7% Grass cuttings i think you're off the hook

Not the meat hook of course :lol:

Artists impression of our resident [URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/Moogle66/51e851bc.bmp]hero[/URL]

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Artists impression of our resident [URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/Moogle66/51e851bc.bmp]hero[/URL][/QUOTE]

Crazy Go Nuts University.
Who is our resident hero?

Awww, dont be so modest

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Awww, dont be so modest[/QUOTE]

ima fukkin kut u

Thats my'boi

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Thats my'boi[/QUOTE]

Are you watching the live exorcism on CH4?
I'd just slap the kid and say "DEVIL BEGONE SINNER!"

Im just going to spot for when it gets fake. Or when it gets out of hand and he slaughters the whole production team

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Im just going to spot for when it gets fake. Or when it gets out of hand and he slaughters the whole production team[/QUOTE]

I'm just watching it in-case they masturbate with a cross.
Hey, at least I'm not going to lie.
:naughty: