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Silvermedalmafia 11-29-2004 07:42 PM

[QUOTE=fat_****103]It's my birthday tomorrow, so everyone shower me with gifts!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
I will give you my cats virginity.

obese_breasts 11-29-2004 07:49 PM

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]I will give you my cats virginity.[/QUOTE]

No thank you, money would be nice.

Silvermedalmafia 11-29-2004 07:52 PM

[QUOTE=fat_****103]No thank you, money would be nice.[/QUOTE]
1 and a half pennies Canadian is all I can spare.

AIRIC 11-29-2004 07:53 PM

[QUOTE=fat_****103]No thank you, money would be nice.[/QUOTE]


how about an e-hug?

Excursions 11-29-2004 08:11 PM

hello

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 08:14 PM

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]1 and a half pennies Canadian is all I can spare.[/QUOTE]
if i had sixty cents for everytime i had a dollar, i'd be canada

El_Shiznit 11-29-2004 08:16 PM

[QUOTE=newzealand_punk]hello[/QUOTE]
Ello sweet cheex.

AIRIC 11-29-2004 08:20 PM

wow, mx secks!

Excursions 11-29-2004 08:36 PM

to make this thread interseting everyone contribute a joke.

capri sun junkie 11-29-2004 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]wow, mx secks![/QUOTE]

Silver's Place of Pleasure

Excursions 11-29-2004 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]wow, mx secks![/QUOTE]

butt secks :naughty:

El_Shiznit 11-29-2004 08:38 PM

A joke eh?
What's long and hard for a black man?























































The Third Grade!!!

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 08:40 PM

o0o0o0, yay racism

El_Shiznit 11-29-2004 08:41 PM

You!!!
Tell a joke, that's what mr. new zealand says.

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 08:43 PM

umm (this one gets 2 birds with one stone:)) why dont black parents want their kids to marry mexicans?











































cause they are afraid the grandkids would be too lazy too steal

El_Shiznit 11-29-2004 08:44 PM

Oooooohhhhh, that was a nice.

But how's about this?
How come black people's eyes are always red after sex?

















































It's from all the pepper spray!

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 08:48 PM

haha, never heard that before, reps
why should you never stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?





























the black ones will steal your watch

El_Shiznit 11-29-2004 08:49 PM

Bahahaha!!!!
You win hands down. I love that one. Instant classic. Reps+

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 08:50 PM

yay:D now its everyone elses turn to contribute! see if you can beat moi

Excursions 11-29-2004 09:05 PM

look back a few pages my joke i stole off some site is there

IFlogMyMolly16 11-29-2004 09:11 PM

Hey fellows.

capri sun junkie 11-29-2004 09:12 PM

[URL= Hey, do I know you? ] [/URL]

Excursions 11-29-2004 09:13 PM

hello shannon.....

capri dont be a basta[I]r[/I]d

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 09:39 PM

guys, (and gals) you gotta tell jokes! common, make with the laugh laugh

IFlogMyMolly16 11-29-2004 09:40 PM

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a hard-working ******?















































Bigfoot's been spotted!

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 09:41 PM

hahaha, nice. I hope we have no ethnic minoritys here :P

IFlogMyMolly16 11-29-2004 09:43 PM

Juan's black!



Well someone can tell a good cracker joke to even it out.

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 09:45 PM

are there any?

IFlogMyMolly16 11-29-2004 09:49 PM

No, all redneck jokes are like blonde jokes. I never think they're funny. But someone could surprise me with a good one.

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 09:53 PM

how do you know you are a redneck?



















when you drink too much capri sun

capri sun junkie 11-29-2004 09:54 PM

:straightface:

[URL=Is it just me? Or is this joke thing gay?] [/URL]

SkaRobotArmy 11-29-2004 09:59 PM

no response? :( im losin my edge i guess

SantaDuJuan 11-29-2004 10:17 PM

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]What's the difference between Bigfoot and a hard-working ******?


Bigfoot's been spotted![/QUOTE]



:lol: :lol:
:cool:

I am a lazy ******

IFlogMyMolly16 11-29-2004 10:19 PM

[QUOTE=capri sun junkie]:straightface:

[URL=Is it just me? Or is this joke thing gay?] [/URL][/QUOTE]
[URL=No, it definitely is.] [/URL]

chips88 11-29-2004 10:19 PM

since this place has turned into spam.........


aslo?

CommieCanada 11-29-2004 11:46 PM

i am the coolest ever

discuss

Silvermedalmafia 11-29-2004 11:48 PM

I am talking to my sister over the computer. Using a mic. Discuss.

J_McMeaty 11-29-2004 11:48 PM

:naughty:

CommieCanada 11-29-2004 11:49 PM

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]I am talking to my sister over the computer. Using a mic. Discuss.[/QUOTE]
sweet talkin? :naughty:

J_McMeaty 11-29-2004 11:51 PM

[QUOTE=CommieCanada]sweet talkin? :naughty:[/QUOTE]
:naughty:


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