this is more [I]mature[/I] bro

i just wish there weren't jerry springer beeps all over the album

So throw your hands up in the air
Wave 'em around like you just don't care

Holy **** my ear drums hurt... anyone here know how to help get rid of the pain from an ear infection in both ears? ****ing every time I swallow a sip of any of my drinks it hurts like hell.

get some antibiotics and stop being such a baby

[quote=Si1v3RfaNg;17291589]Holy **** my ear drums hurt... anyone here know how to help get rid of the pain from an ear infection in both ears? ****ing every time I swallow a sip of any of my drinks it hurts like hell.[/quote]
Gargle salt water.

I'm not, it just hurts like a mother****er... I can't sleep because it feels like I'm getting stabbed in the ear... and I don't have money for medicine sadly. :( But I took some Tylenol which is not helping at all.

Eat cheese and bacon balls.

lol

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17291598]I'm not, it just hurts like a mother****er... I can't sleep because it feels like I'm getting stabbed in the ear... and I don't have money for medicine sadly. :( But I took some Tylenol which is not helping at all.[/QUOTE]

Why would you take Tylenol for an ear infection? Seriously, stop being such a ****ing baby. I grew up consistently having ear infections in both ears and I got over it. But you need antibiotics, it's not going to go away otherwise. Your only sort of relief right now would be to just take some sinus clearing stuff, maybe an anti-histamine.

Drink scotch and have a bath with your head drooped over. It'll clear out your sinuses.

try getting some of that garlic stuff in the dropper, that helps a lot

Actually, yeah, steaming your washroom up and having a warm bath or shower will temporarily help.

[QUOTE=Aaron;17291605]Drink scotch and have a bath with your head drooped over. It'll clear out your sinuses.[/QUOTE]

yeah man, get **** faced and sit in a hot tub, best idea!

lol I took tylenol for the headache...

Get some opioid painkillers. Take a shitload of cough syrup that has phenylephrine and acetaminophen in it. Drop a little bit of hydrogen peroxide in your ears (it'll feel a little funny but it's cool). Get some anesthetic sore throat spray and spray it in your throat/sideear area.

Then chill

[quote=hismajestythepope;17291608]yeah man, get **** faced and sit in a hot tub, best idea![/quote]
Not get drunk. Have a shot or two and it'll act as an anaesthetic. It's much cheaper than going to the ER or a 24-hour medical centre.

Peroxide in the ear? That sounds like it would either be really bad... or would hurt like hell.

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17291615]Peroxide in the ear? That sounds like it would either be really bad... or would hurt like hell.[/QUOTE]

No it cleans out infection so if you have an ear infection it'll fizz in your ear and feel really funny but it won't hurt and ifyou do it daily it'll get rid of that **** faster

just make sure it fizzes for a minute and then let it drain out into a cottonball or some ****

or just man up and wait for it to subside. Geez drug dependancy sux

For the love of god, don't drink a shitload of cough syrup or use peroxide in your ear.

I have an ear phobia, and when I used to get wax build up in my ears as a kid my dad would put peroxide in my ear... and holy **** would I freak out when it would get stuck.
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peroxide in your ear.[/QUOTE]

It's not bad.

that shits ****ed stop it already

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17291619]For the love of god, don't drink a poopload of cough syrup or use peroxide in your ear.[/QUOTE]

dude there's nothing wrong with hydrogen peroxide in your ear you can dilute a little and swish in your ****ing mouth for canker sores

and if you drink a double dose of cough syrup nothing bad will happen (unless it has acetaminophen in it and you already took a lot of tylenol)

Peroxide in your ear won't do anything if you have an ear infection. It'll probably just really, really sting.

Hmmm.... idk still sounds like a bad idea to me... but yeah I don't think I have peroxide laying around anymore... cuz we ran out last week when my bro ****ed up his knee. But I did the salt water gurgle thing... it made my throat feel a little better, but ear still hurt like hell. MAYBE I HAVE DAH SWINE GUYZ!!!

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17291626]Peroxide in your ear won't do anything if you have an ear infection. It'll probably just really, really sting.[/QUOTE]

dude it totally works I got many severe ear infections as a child and the doctor totally told me to do it almost every time

No, you have an ear infection. It won't go away until you get antibiotics.

Sputnik is just a pissed off place today...

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17291629]dude it totally works I got many severe ear infections as a child and the doctor totally told me to do it almost every time[/QUOTE]

[I]witch doctor?[/I]

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17291631]No, you have an ear infection. It won't go away until you get antibiotics.[/QUOTE]

no that's stupid HO cleans out infections

people didn't die from ear infections every time before antibiotics were invented

But yeah he should still get antibiotics obvs