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Crudo 07-08-2009 12:12 AM

After a while, the lack of resistance began to pall. I needed MORE stimulation! Removing my penis from her ravaged behind; I pulled the bottom of the hood from her chin, and tried to insert my blood, sperm and ****-covered **** into the child's mouth. It wouldn't go, more than an inch, before slamming against the back of her mouth. I was frantic now. I had to get inside her! Madly, I ripped at the restraints holding the hood, and her head in place; ones designed to prevent this very thing. They weren't designed to stand up a 200 pound man's frantic yanking though. Intentionally so; as I would have mashed her head, in my frantic need, if I had to, to remove it from the straps.

Yanking at the girl's head, I bent it backwards, and forced my **** down her throat. It STILL wouldn't go far enough. Yanking even harder, I bent the child's head backwards even farther, until I had a straight shot down her oral cavity, barely hearing the sickening "snap" of her neck. The shudders of the girl's lower body suddenly ceased. I didn't notice. I finally had managed to push my swollen penis down the little girl's throat. Her gasps for air, stimulated my **** to new heights. God it felt good!

Trying to get even more stimulation, the next time I felt Suzy sucking for breath, I rammed my **** down her throat, into her windpipe! This was wonderful! The girl's body began thrashing, as the air was cut off. The suction on my penis was incredible, as her body tried desperately to get air. I began spewing great gobs of sperm into the little girl's lungs, as her body gave a last climactic shudder, and then became still.

For what seemed like hours, I rested there, feeling the last sticky drops of cum flow from the end of my penis, coating the inside of the little girl's now quiet lungs. Finally, satisfied, I withdrew.

Iluvatar 07-08-2009 12:14 AM

[IMG]http://nedroid.com/comic/comics/2008-06-09-beartato-chinese.gif[/IMG]

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:15 AM

that one kinda sucked

nevertoolate 07-08-2009 12:18 AM

am I sick for reading elims entire post?? I feel sick.

McP3000 07-08-2009 12:18 AM

funny how bad comics end up not being funny

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:19 AM

stop trolling your alt

imperialblackness 07-08-2009 12:19 AM

[QUOTE=Crudo;17349181]After a while, the lack of resistance began to pall. I needed MORE stimulation! Removing my penis from her ravaged behind; I pulled the bottom of the hood from her chin, and tried to insert my blood, sperm and ****-covered **** into the child's mouth. It wouldn't go, more than an inch, before slamming against the back of her mouth. I was frantic now. I had to get inside her! Madly, I ripped at the restraints holding the hood, and her head in place; ones designed to prevent this very thing. They weren't designed to stand up a 200 pound man's frantic yanking though. Intentionally so; as I would have mashed her head, in my frantic need, if I had to, to remove it from the straps.

Yanking at the girl's head, I bent it backwards, and forced my **** down her throat. It STILL wouldn't go far enough. Yanking even harder, I bent the child's head backwards even farther, until I had a straight shot down her oral cavity, barely hearing the sickening "snap" of her neck. The shudders of the girl's lower body suddenly ceased. I didn't notice. I finally had managed to push my swollen penis down the little girl's throat. Her gasps for air, stimulated my **** to new heights. God it felt good!

Trying to get even more stimulation, the next time I felt Suzy sucking for breath, I rammed my **** down her throat, into her windpipe! This was wonderful! The girl's body began thrashing, as the air was cut off. The suction on my penis was incredible, as her body tried desperately to get air. I began spewing great gobs of sperm into the little girl's lungs, as her body gave a last climactic shudder, and then became still.

For what seemed like hours, I rested there, feeling the last sticky drops of cum flow from the end of my penis, coating the inside of the little girl's now quiet lungs. Finally, satisfied, I withdrew.[/QUOTE]


well that was a nice read

Iluvatar 07-08-2009 12:19 AM

[IMG]http://nedroid.com/comic/comics/2008-08-04-beartato-funnyfaces.gif[/IMG]

doing this just for harrison because he likes them so much

nevertoolate 07-08-2009 12:19 AM

@ McP funny that

1338 h4x0r 07-08-2009 12:19 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi there
You: **** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nevertoolate 07-08-2009 12:20 AM

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17349198]well that was a nice read[/QUOTE]

I wish I hadn't tbh

Crudo 07-08-2009 12:21 AM

[QUOTE=mathjic;17349193]am I sick for reading elims entire post?? I feel sick.[/QUOTE]

isnt even the whole thing

imperialblackness 07-08-2009 12:21 AM

going to bed guys, Im glad I got to read that story right before bed.


lol

nevertoolate 07-08-2009 12:22 AM

your dreams are gonna be ****ed up for sure

McP3000 07-08-2009 12:24 AM

i had dreams to try and stay awake

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:25 AM

I'm talking to a weird one on omegle right now

nevertoolate 07-08-2009 12:25 AM

post post post

Aaron 07-08-2009 12:26 AM

[quote=Crudo;17348882]was she like THIS RELATIONSHIP IS JUN FOR[/quote]
And then Dan said, I aBREE.

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:27 AM

I will in a bit. He's only weird in a casually random way though.

1338 h4x0r 07-08-2009 12:29 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]
Stranger: sup?
You: oh hai
You: do you like 4chan
Stranger: No, not particularly.
Stranger: do you like anything other than 4chan that we could talk about?
You: yeah
You: nimp?
Stranger: please elaborate, I have no Idea what that is.
You: nimp is a social networking site where you can share music, here's my profile: http://lol.on.nimp.org/
[B][minutes later][/B]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Crudo 07-08-2009 12:29 AM

i have an idea lets post unfunny omegle conversations for 20 pages

1338 h4x0r 07-08-2009 12:31 AM

tricking people into watching nimp is about the funniest thing you can do on that site

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:32 AM

this conversation is getting too personal

McP3000 07-08-2009 12:36 AM

we can make it more not about you if you'd like

Aaron 07-08-2009 12:37 AM

Hey Alex/Jaundice, I'll draft a review tonight for your EP. Did you want to review it before it goes up, or are you happy to read it when it's posted?

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:39 AM

I'll read it when it's posted, I'm not gonna meatplow it

Aaron 07-08-2009 12:41 AM

lol. Haz as adverb, I like.

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:42 AM

It was actually a verb, but it's cool I ****ed up too. I thought you meant did I want to review the EP myself

Dimmu Burger 07-08-2009 12:43 AM

Got me a Meatball Sub from Wawa! Yum!!

Aaron 07-08-2009 12:43 AM

I always confuse adverb and verb. It's been too long since school. And I did three english classes in year-12.

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:45 AM

I have dreams sometimes where I'm posting in the community thread

and I had one last night where you were correcting my grammar. creepy coincidence.

kris. 07-08-2009 12:45 AM

Nimp's the one where the screen minimizes, moves, and is an all-around pain the in the *** to fix, right?

nevertoolate 07-08-2009 12:46 AM

@alex lol you were sleep posting

1338 h4x0r 07-08-2009 12:52 AM

[QUOTE=UhhKris;17349263]Nimp's the one where the screen minimizes, moves, and is an all-around pain the in the *** to fix, right?[/QUOTE]

Yeah

[img]http://i32.tinypic.com/14joyu9.gif[/img]
[img]http://i32.tinypic.com/14joyu9.gif[/img]
[img]http://i32.tinypic.com/14joyu9.gif[/img]
[img]http://i32.tinypic.com/14joyu9.gif[/img]

Crudo 07-08-2009 12:53 AM

oh look more blade runner

Crudo 07-08-2009 12:56 AM

[IMG]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6685/marblecake.jpg[/IMG]

kris. 07-08-2009 12:58 AM

Oh lawdy

Jaundice 07-08-2009 12:59 AM

i'd hit

nevertoolate 07-08-2009 01:01 AM

big brown bootay

kris. 07-08-2009 01:02 AM

I wonder if Marblecake is her real middle name.


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