[QUOTE=Porkupine]wasn't that in a movie or something?[/QUOTE]
I believe the movie is [I]40 Days and 40 Nights[/I].

I've never had sex... :(

I haven't had actual sex in atleast 6 months.

[QUOTE]i havent had sex in 4 days and im feeling it![/QUOTE]Does "feeling it" feel good? You like to touch yourself?

SOMEONE SAID NIPPLES!

I'm back.

When I lactate, I'm going to buy a nipple pump and make a profit off my leaky teats.

[QUOTE=faith+1]Does "feeling it" feel good? You like to touch yourself?[/QUOTE]
no, as in im noticing i haven't.. feelin edgy

[QUOTE=Pespi]When I lactate, I'm going to buy a nipple pump and make a profit off my leaky teats.[/QUOTE][url]www.ebay.com[/url]

Buy your pump and sell your juice all in one place.

i do that, i cuts out a bill or two a month.

[QUOTE=osiecki]Buy your pump and sell your juice all in one place.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you can sell any bodily things on ebay. But if you could...(cash register noise)!!!

[QUOTE=Pespi]When I lactate, I'm going to buy a nipple pump and make a profit off my leaky teats.[/QUOTE]
That made me lol. You come up with the weirdest things..

hello fellow canadians and MXers.

I have a drum test next week, should be interesting. My teacher said that he is testing me on everything that I've done out of stick control, which is about 25 pages. He also gave me some moeller grooves to work on aswell.

i'm watching good 'ol Ted Nugent on that one Donny Douetch(sp) show.

terrible ted is awsome, and his wife looks pretty good too

[quote=DuckinFutch]how sad...

I learned that men can have multiple orgasms, and can orgasm without actually "releasing" anything. I'm going to be the king of masturbation once these 40 days are up...[/quote]
How so? unless its with time in between.

I'm off to watch my Rush dvd ( again ) and do math homework :(

[QUOTE=DuckinFutch]I got a bet going about the whole 40 days and 40 nights thing. And let me tell you, it sucks ***![/QUOTE]
How are they even going to know, unless they have one of those lights like in teh movie....but then there's always the toilet

[QUOTE=TTTSNB]How so? unless its with time in between.[/QUOTE]

I would give you the link, but it's on a site with po[b][/b]rno ads, so....

:wave:

[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]:wave:[/QUOTE]

hey, what's up?

:p

Nothin much.
I just ate a grilled cheese.Now im eating chips.
And I already have my mind set on a burrito.Man I need to start eating during the day.

haha so wait....you abstaining from sexual acts for 40 days, but the site you use as proof that you dind't...has animal photographs on it....that's retarded!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=DuckinFutch]I would give you the link, but it's on a site with po[b][/b]rno ads, so....[/QUOTE]

you could give the link still I guess.... Just put a warning beside it.... Or maybe on second thought don't

yeah don't post the link

nono, basically, no ejaculation for 40 days...

I can look at all the porn I want, it'll just make it a lot harder on me...

I only look at porn when im gonna wank.

same...

I haven't been looking at porn for the last week, that link just happend to be on a site...

yeah that's what i was saying....but i was asking how the friends know you haven't "released your sexual tension"

ummm, I guess they wouldn't...

And I don't know if they have or haven't either...

But I think it'd be pretty hard to fake some of it...

Like how bad you just wanna rape your ****...

yea...

....
This thread is becoming disturbing :(

there was a whole thread on this topic in the pit once