girl i know was using a hot dog to get off in the cafeteria once and it broke off in her and she had to go to the hospital

she isnt known as hot dog girl, but the girl who got pink socked in the middle of a party is definitely still known as inside-out girl

how does a broken hotdog require medical attention

i dont spend a lot of time around laundry machines dude have i been missing out or something

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18696776]why was she known as toothbrush[/QUOTE]

great dental care

When I was in the 8th grade this girl in 10th shit all over her chair (we wore uniforms and girls had short, grey skirts) because the teacher wouldn't let her go to the bathroom.


People put diapers in her locker.

in public school a girl had her dog lick peanut butter out of her, she was hot so all the guys hung around her

why does there always seem to be one girl in every town who is rumoured to have done that

home alone with a dog and some peanutbutter sluts gotta do something to pass the time

I think it is just one of those things people hear about and think "Hm, I wonder if that would work..." and then before you know it you have a meat product jammed up an orifice.

[QUOTE=Haz;18696780]how does a broken hotdog require medical attention[/QUOTE]

she couldnt get it out or something idk i'm not a doctor

[QUOTE=Haz;18696782]great dental care[/QUOTE]

what she didnt shave or something idgi

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18696790]she couldnt get it out or something idk i'm not a doctor[/QUOTE]

if there are home kits to scrape dead babies out of there surely a hot dog is a DIY job


[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18696791]what she didnt shave or something idgi[/QUOTE]

ioi

C'mon gurl just push and shoot it out

one time some girl pretended to try to kill herself by scratching her wrists a lil w a piece of metal and pretending to pass out

like she wasnt bleeding or anything but she pretended to pass out imao

going down to texas for a wedding in a couple of weeks

planning on having mad sex all over the place

where is nick

should I study real estate or something idk

thinking I just want a comfortable job I can spend a couple of years pursuing whilst most of my spare time is directed at my girlfriend

Real estate is not an easy job, depending. My uncle has his own real estate business and he does a ton of running around.


Plus you will deal with a lot of morons.



But I suppose it differs from location to location.

well, I said comfortable. but I never said easy. in fact, I don't even know why I said comfortable in the first place. I meant something that isn't going to take me 6 yrs to finish up with no guarantee of a job at the end

what about accounting

be a stonemason

seriously

im thinkin about doin it

Masonry is cool. I always had an attraction to welding.

my brother makes good money at welding/fabricating, i know welding a bit

i've always really wanted to know how to work brick, make arches and domes and stuff

sups

i have nothing to do at all today. just like yesterday. i need motivation to get off my ass.
[QUOTE]be a stonemason

seriously[/QUOTE]
I have an uncle who does this down in California. Hasn't gotten a job in months. Most general contractors have someone 'in their crew' that can do this and it seems like it has been oversaturated a little bit. No idea if its the same where you are but, figured i'd share.

everythings oversaturated in california

i'm not learning for a job, though, just for personal interest

i have no idea what it's like in australia

[QUOTE]i'm not learning for a job, though, just for personal interest[/QUOTE]

ah i see.

[QUOTE]everythings oversaturated in california[/QUOTE]
completely correct

There is a really good vocational welding school near me that I've always been tempted to go to.

[QUOTE=beans;18696838]sups

i have nothing to do at all today. just like yesterday. i need motivation to get off my ass.[/QUOTE]

this is why i'm thinking about getting a job

i've been trying to find work for the past 5 or 6 weeks. And im no closer to finding work now than I was when I started. My area is hurtin pretty bad right now.
Wanted to go back to school but I cant until im 24, which is really bumming me out right now.
:(

why is that?

only way to get a job around is to have some sort of qualification behind you, otherwise fast food and labouring is your only option

[QUOTE]why is that?[/QUOTE]

I cant get any financial aid until next year, something with the way the US works with FA for people in my position apparently. It works like this. I just turned 23 on sept. 4th. The law says that when applying for FA, my parents financial info is still required on the forms until I turn 24 for some reason.
My parents are in no way well off, but basically how it stacks up is that my parents make enough money (according to whoever) to not get me barely any FA. But they realistically cannot pay for me to go at all. Its a bunch of bullshit basically.
And there are people that have degrees around here that are not finding work, even at the min wage food service jobs around here so im basically fucked.

that's stupid, for my financial aid i just left my parents off of it because they're not paying shit. if i put my dad on there i'd be fucked

i know. i tried leaving them off of it since i've been out on my own for over 4 years now. They dont claim me as a dependent on their taxes but the school system still thinks im 'dependent' on them somehow.

Now get this, they said that there are 'extenuating' circumstances in which I could file for it under only my financial information. If I was married or had a kid, the person I talked to over the phone basically encouraged me to do one of these things just so I could go to school faster. lol
Stupid people make me laugh

in other news, new roommate has only lived here for a few days and he's already offering to help take back like four months worth of empties.

so glad the old guy is gone fuck that guy

thats awesome. the guy that argued with his girlfriend constantly is gone?

[QUOTE=beans;18696872]I cant get any financial aid until next year, something with the way the US works with FA for people in my position apparently. It works like this. I just turned 23 on sept. 4th. The law says that when applying for FA, my parents financial info is still required on the forms until I turn 24 for some reason.
My parents are in no way well off, but basically how it stacks up is that my parents make enough money (according to whoever) to not get me barely any FA. But they realistically cannot pay for me to go at all. Its a bunch of bullshit basically.
And there are people that have degrees around here that are not finding work, even at the min wage food service jobs around here so im basically fucked.[/QUOTE]

yeah that sucks

well, i'm gonna pay for everything this time round

[QUOTE=Tyler;18696877]that's stupid, for my financial aid i just left my parents off of it because they're not paying shit. if i put my dad on there i'd be fucked[/QUOTE]

doesnt matter

if youre under 24 you have to include them unless youre married w/children

you know he lives in canada right? i would think its different up there or something, when really


[I]idk[/I]

The chair I am sitting on basically just collapsed

omens and portents, ron

[I]stay vigilant[/I]

and you are still sitting on it

time to bust out your carpentry skills Mr. Ron