[QUOTE=Jom]Yeah, Amit is definitely one of the people I'd talk to if I had a theory question. The man is quite intelligent.

Well, he'd better be, especially if he's JHU-bound :p[/QUOTE]

Thanks :D

And ilu4ev, Betsy

[b]The Aussie Version of Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport[/b]
[i]Note that this song is blatantly about bestiality[/i]

[spoke]There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:[/spoken]

Watch me wallabys breed mate.
Watch me wallabys breed.
They're a dangerous seed mate.
So watch me wallabys breed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

FU[font=]CK A WALLABY

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Rape me koala out back, Jack,
rape me koala out back.
Do it somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so rape me koala out back.

FU[/font]CK A WALLABY

Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
This line's incredibly racist, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.

IGNORE EQUALITY

Mind me platypus' dick, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Smoke your digeridoo, Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.
Keep smoke 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.

ILLICIT DRUG USE

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed...

[whispered]Fu[font=]ck a wallaby[/whispered][/font]

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva][b]The Aussie Version of Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport[/b]
[i]Note that this song is blatantly about bestiality[/i]

[spoke]There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:[/spoken]

Watch me wallabys breed mate.
Watch me wallabys breed.
They're a dangerous seed mate.
So watch me wallabys breed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

FU[font=]CK A WALLABY

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Rape me koala out back, Jack,
rape me koala out back.
Do it somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so rape me koala out back.

FU[/font]CK A WALLABY

Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
This line's incredibly racist, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.

IGNORE EQUALITY

Mind me platypus' dick, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Smoke your digeridoo, Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.
Keep smoke 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.

ILLICIT DRUG USE

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed...

[whispered]Fu[font=]ck a wallaby[/whispered][/font][/QUOTE]

What the hell?

good thing Aussies are relegated to that lonely corner in the Pacific.

Those lyrics are a parody of a Rolf Harris song, which is used to teach young children.

Harris is from Perth, Australia, and a famous television personality. In 1960, he released "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" which features a "wobble board." Essentially, it is a huge piece of Masonite "wobbling" back and forth to make a sound.

He went on to use a wide variety of strange, unusual instruments in his music, especially the didgeridoo and Jew's Harp.

[QUOTE=Jom]Those lyrics are a parody of a Rolf Harris song, which is used to teach young children.

Harris is from Perth, Australia, and a famous television personality. In 1960, he released "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" which features a "wobble board." Essentially, it is a huge piece of Masonite "wobbling" back and forth to make a sound.

He went on to use a wide variety of strange, unusual instruments in his music, especially the didgeridoo and Jew's Harp.[/QUOTE]
he also presents a show called "animal hospital" which documents sick pets in an RSPCA centre

Leave it to [size=2]a[/size]sstralians to make humor that isn't funny. :p

Perhaps the Aussies should leave satire to the Americans and Brits.

heh...maybe, well, everyone knows americans don't get irony :p

well. I'm going to sleep...

[QUOTE=Slave To The Dark]heh...maybe, well, everyone knows americans don't get irony :p

well. I'm going to sleep...[/QUOTE]

LIEK HOW IRONIK!

NP: Skid Row - Slave To The Grind

[QUOTE=Slave To The Dark]heh...maybe, well, everyone knows americans don't get irony :p

well. I'm going to sleep...[/QUOTE]

Or maybe your definition of irony just sucks :confused:

I just watched the music video for Schism by Tool

Translation please :confused:

Tool videos aren't supposed to make sense.

They're supposed to be artsy, to give Tool fanboys something to feel special about.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Tool videos aren't supposed to make sense.

They're supposed to be artsy, to give Tool fanboys something to feel special about.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you don't like Tool.

[QUOTE=Congratulations]Sounds like you don't like Tool.[/QUOTE]

I don't like or hate their music, I just hate the elitism they spawn around many of their fans.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Perhaps the Aussies should leave satire to the Americans and Brits.[/QUOTE]

Oh right, 'cos American satire is simply brilliant... :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I don't like or hate their music, I just hate the elitism they spawn around many of their fans.[/QUOTE]
Oh. I'm not a "fanboy" as you so lightly put it. I just like their music.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Oh right, 'cos American satire is simply brilliant... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

We have the Daily Show.

So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

/sticks Daily Show in pipe
/gets stoned
/eats cheetos

Speaking of getting stoned, my girlfriend said that all she has done today is smoke up, and that she "deserves it after last night".

I can't say I blame her.

I couldn't find any weed today.

I ended up drinking whiskey and playing Mario Kart \m/

Well, I must admit, there are some American comedies that I like to watch.

House (doesn't really count because Stephen Fry is in it and is the funniest part of it)
The Simpsons
Futurama
Hogan's Heroes
MASH
Happy Days

However, British comedies pwn all.

Black Books
Blackadder (every series)
Dad's Army
Coupling
Mr. Bean
Red Dwarf
and many more...

Jom, how in the world did you post that in this thread?

(Jom is the only one who will know what I'm talking about, so if you're not Jom, don't worry about this post).

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Well, I must admit, there are some American comedies that I like to watch.

House (doesn't really count because Stephen Fry is in it and is the funniest part of it)
The Simpsons
Futurama
Hogan's Heroes
MASH
Happy Days

However, British comedies pwn all.

Black Books
Blackadder (every series)
Dad's Army
Coupling
Mr. Bean
Red Dwarf
and many more...[/QUOTE]

Those may be good, but cmon man. Simpsons owns all of them.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Well, I must admit, there are some American comedies that I like to watch.

House (doesn't really count because Stephen Fry is in it and is the funniest part of it)
The Simpsons
Futurama
Hogan's Heroes
MASH
Happy Days[/QUOTE]
The Daily Show
Sanford & Son
Good Times
The Jeffersons
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
South Park
Seinfeld

Plus Seinfeld and Frasier will own anything else on that list.

[QUOTE=Kage]Plus Seinfeld and Frasier will own anything else on that list.[/QUOTE]

Frasier is only good for a nap.

The only time I'd ever watch Frasier would be if...

Well, I wouldn't watch Frasier.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]
South Park
Seinfeld[/QUOTE]

*vomits* Maybe funny the first time, but zero re-watching power.

[QUOTE=3074326]Jom, how in the world did you post that in this thread?

(Jom is the only one who will know what I'm talking about, so if you're not Jom, don't worry about this post).[/QUOTE]

Does Jom have a deleted post in here? :eek:

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]*vomits* Maybe funny the first time, but zero re-watching power.[/QUOTE]
I don't like South Park, but I watch Seinfeld daily and it's hilarious every time.

Family Guy was funny, but the new episodes havent been living up to the old ones.

So, I have to fill out a new form for my goverment's student allowance, since they decided to cancel me again. :rolleyes:

Anyways, one of the questions looks like this:

[center][b]Note: The following question is optional. You do not have to answer this, it will not affect your payment. Answering will allow us to improve our services to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders.[/b][/center]

Please tick one:

Are you of Aboriginal []
and/or Torres Strait Islander []
descent?

[b]Note: If you are of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander descent, you may be elligible for ABstudy. Call Centrelink for further information.[/b]

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It's amusing how much irony is in that little part...

hxxp://s26.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1B1T2RUJNM6NR2MZFHBMSLD4OG

This is possibly the most amazing song ever.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]So, I have to fill out a new form for my goverment's student allowance, since they decided to cancel me again. :rolleyes:

Anyways, one of the questions looks like this:

[center][b]Note: The following question is optional. You do not have to answer this, it will not affect your payment. Answering will allow us to improve our services to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders.[/b][/center]

Please tick one:

Are you of Aboriginal []
and/or Torres Strait Islander []
descent?

[b]Note: If you are of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander descent, you may be elligible for ABstudy. Call Centrelink for further information.[/b]

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It's amusing how much irony is in that little part...[/QUOTE]

I don't get it.

[QUOTE=Mekkalayakay]hxxp://s26.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1B1T2RUJNM6NR2MZFHBMSLD4OG

This is possibly the most amazing song ever.[/QUOTE]
interesting name...

[QUOTE=3074326]Jom, how in the world did you post that in this thread?

(Jom is the only one who will know what I'm talking about, so if you're not Jom, don't worry about this post).[/QUOTE]

Did you see those Jessica Alba pictures I posted?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Well, I must admit, there are some American comedies that I like to watch.

House (doesn't really count because Stephen Fry is in it and is the funniest part of it)
The Simpsons
Futurama
Hogan's Heroes
MASH
Happy Days

However, British comedies pwn all.

Black Books
Blackadder (every series)
Dad's Army
Coupling
Mr. Bean
Red Dwarf
and many more...[/QUOTE]

You forgot FATHER TED, which while totally irish in every way, was on BBC4.

[QUOTE=Slug]Those may be good, but cmon man. Simpsons owns all of them.[/QUOTE]

While the simpsons are class, they have NOTHING on black books, father ted, or Red Dwarf (or about half of the black adder episodes).

[QUOTE=magicbus]Did you see those Jessica Alba pictures I posted?[/QUOTE]

I did, and I thank you, because I haven't seen my girlfriend since June 30th. I probably divulged too much info.

NJMetalMeister: Please drop it...I can't see this possibly ending well.

oh come on its just a bit of fun. What is MX without drama anyway?

[QUOTE=NJMetalMeister]oh come on its just a bit of fun. What is MX without drama anyway?[/QUOTE]

The reason I ask is because I've never seen any British comedies (except The Office, which is pretty good) and I don't think many other Americans have (you lived in Europe, so you would know), so what it boils down to is us Americans loudly shouting about how great our sitcoms are, while all the British users loudly shout about how great theirs are, and that's not very fun.

Isnt Office Space based of some British citcom?