My parents only drink on holidays. They totally break edge.

F[U]u[/U]ck off edge breakers!

the best parents drunk i've ever seen is my vietnamese friend's. because his dad tried to persuade me that soy sauce was magical and then they did drunken vietnamese karaoke.

Was it Retired's girlfriend?

Who we will be seeing pix of tonight!

My parents live multiple states away, but they came for a visit this weekend and bought me a margarita at our local Mexican restaurant.

are you underage?

I don't like drinking. Whenever I drink I feel sick.


[B][I]MINUS 100 VIKING POINTS[/I][/B]

then im minus 1000 viking points

i don't drink, but i didn't have any viking points to begin with =]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16460489]Anyone ever see a girl so damn beautiful before that you just felt your heart melt? Yeah that just happened to me and yeah in before [I][COLOR="Magenta"]emo fgt[/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]

Whenever I see anyone I haven't seen before, I take stock of their dimensions to determine whether their clothes would fit me and check for unguarded weak points such as the carotid arteries, jugular notch and occipital suture.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16461358]the best parents drunk i've ever seen is my vietnamese friend's. because his dad tried to persuade me that soy sauce was magical and then they did drunken vietnamese karaoke.[/QUOTE]

nguuuuuoooooooooiiiiiiii ... duuuuuuuuuung veeeeeeeee

You're my biggest role model.

Hey he's my role model back off non-elite!

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16461399][B]Whenever I see anyone I haven't seen before, I take stock of their dimensions to determine whether their clothes would fit me and check for unguarded weak points such as the carotid arteries, jugular notch and occipital suture.[/B]



nguuuuuoooooooooiiiiiiii ... duuuuuuuuuung veeeeeeeee[/QUOTE]

lmfao

[quote] nguuuuuoooooooooiiiiiiii ... duuuuuuuuuung veeeeeeeee [/quote]

you don't even know dude, you don't even know. soooo hysterical.

[QUOTE=TimJim;16461373]are you underage?[/QUOTE]

nope

[QUOTE=Angmar;16461412]Hey he's my role model back off non-elite![/QUOTE]

<3

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16461413]lmfao[/QUOTE]

<3

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16461414]you don't even know dude, you don't even know. soooo hysterical.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I know.

My friend Jim has ADD and just does the most random things, especially when drunk, and last Christmas we were drinking in our friend's basement when he jumped on my chest and started pummeling me in the face. I started laughing really hard while trying to throw him off at the same time.

In hindsight it must have looked preeeeetty gay.

I just shaved off all of my pubes. I hope it doesn't get all nasty and itchy tomorrow :(

I'd be scared to shave down there, I have shaky hands and I'd be afraid to slice something.

I'm a hairy guy. It was kind of necessary I think.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;16461591]I'd be scared to shave down there, I have shaky hands and I'd be afraid to slice something.[/QUOTE]

you're all kinds of ****ed up

I trimmed mine the other day, it turned out a bit shorter than I wanted but w/e

Just keep it moisturized down there, and you should avoid the itch.

i shave every thing down here. the ladies like it

I need to shave my pubes for skinny-dipping competitions

I went skinny dipping in my shower once.

That was a good joke.

I lol'd really hard

I didn't get it

dw you're not missing much