3 weeks to recover... not much skill in the screaming department.

Yeah, don't get me wrong, I think Ticks and Leeches is awesome, I just don't think it is as good as the rest of the album.

D/R/T is the best thing to happen to me since.....I dunno, it's just great.

I don't know why, but I've never been a big fan of D/R/T. I absolutely love Triad, just not the other two. There are some good parts, I just prefer songs like Parabola and Lateralus over them.

Okay, people, I've had it.

[SIZE=7][B]STOP WRITING REVIEWS FOR LATERALUS. FOUR IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!![/B][/SIZE]

/end.

[QUOTE]Maynard with his clear voice (I only know a few better singers, like Chester Bennington)[/QUOTE]
Wow....He also called Parabol "filler".

Chester Bennington has the crappiest voice I've ever heard.

[QUOTE=Maynard James Keenan]Chester Bennington has the crappiest voice I've ever heard.[/QUOTE] In the crappiest band I've ever heard. Behind Hanson.

[url]http://www.myspace.com/newtoolsingle[/url]

This is ****ing hilarious. If you haven't heard it, do so now.

[QUOTE=Maynard James Keenan][url]http://www.myspace.com/newtoolsingle[/url]

This is ****ing hilarious. If you haven't heard it, do so now.[/QUOTE]

:lol: That's priceless how people actually thinks it's Tool.

I'm sure their jokeing.

God I hope their joking. :upset:

Did anyone happen to pay attention to the lyrics? :lol:

That is great.....:lol:

[QUOTE=Demonhunter]Did anyone happen to pay attention to the lyrics? :lol:[/QUOTE]
I love when hes like "And theres going to be one song on the album with one chord... but lots of time changes" and the end when theres the big scream and hes like "SHUT THAT [I]F[/I]UCKING THING OFF!"

i don't want to hear a stupid band trying to emulat tool... no thanks.

i love the beginning chords to "The Grudge"! they are awesome!

Hahahahaha that is fvckin priceless.

Guys, I'd like you to read my review of Lateralus.

Well I've been out for a while. Anything particularly interesting happen in the world of Tool while I was away?

new cd will be released on 13th october

[QUOTE=repcak]new cd will be released on 13th october[/QUOTE]

I can't even tell if this is a joke anymore.

[QUOTE=Darkness of Greed]I love when hes like "And theres going to be one song on the album with one chord... but lots of time changes" and the end when theres the big scream and hes like "SHUT THAT ****ING THING OFF!"[/QUOTE]

It's amazing how much he sounds like Maynard, though.

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]I can't even tell if this is a joke anymore.[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing it is, though at this point I don't really know what to believe. It would probably be for the best for me to just lock myself away from all Tool speculation until some official news is released.

...

Ah, I can't help it. The insane ramblings of random people on the internet are just too much fun for me to ignore. :lol:

[QUOTE=repcak]new cd will be released on 13th october[/QUOTE]
Hey thats my job...

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]Hahahahaha that is fvckin priceless.

Guys, I'd like you to read my review of Lateralus.[/QUOTE]
And listen to you bash D/R/T? Never! :p

That song was great, i have it saved on my comp.

Is there some new crazy, exorbitant, acid-induced theory about it being released October 13th?

Yes, there was 13 tracks on Lateralus and 10 is a cool number. So the date is 13 and the month is 10. :D

I still have my hopes set for a winter/holidays release.

[QUOTE=Darkness Of Greed]Yes, there was 13 tracks on Lateralus and 10 is a cool number. So the date is 13 and the month is 10. :D[/QUOTE]
OOOOOOoooooooooooooooohhhhhhh. I see now.

[QUOTE=Maynard James Keenan]It's amazing how much he sounds like Maynard, though.[/QUOTE]

the song aside form the lyrics sounded very tool-esque, in my opinion. Except for the blatantly rediculous lyrics, it sounded good.

Lacked progression for a new Tool song.

[QUOTE]the song aside form the lyrics sounded very tool-esque, in my opinion. Except for the blatantly rediculous lyrics, it sounded good.[/QUOTE] It sounded like when tool sucked.

EDIT: haha everyone is gonna see this, great timing on my part