humour is subjective bro

read the clean jokes column in readers digest for proof of this

I hear you, but for real the guy was talking about bacon for so long there were probably a few commercial breaks before he was done with this one bit.

sounds awful

I remember there was a no-name australian comedian who appeared very stoned on a now long forgotten ABC music variety show called The 10:30 Slot back in the day who came onto the stage and sort of bumbled around, then said his name and pointed to his shaved head and single dreadlock, "i've got one dread".

Gaffigan is incredible

eff u guys

i just wrote a poem, does this mean im a homo now?

What is the poem about?

the difficulty of writing poetry when, in general, all you can really think of to write about is how bad you feel about breaking up with a girl like three years ago?

yeah def. gay

That's why you need to establish a subject you're writing about before just starting a poem I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLksGr6Wdd0

this is how poetry should be done

That was the subject I established.

The thought process was basically "hey, let's write a poem...wait, there's nothing I could ever sincerely write about besides this issue...so then let's write about how badly I played out this issue and done it to death."

Typically when writing poetry or song lyrics I latch on to one subject and write about it over and over until there's nothing left to be said, then I write one complaining about how I've been doing the same topic repeatedly and then I have to move on to something else.

Vicious cycle, probably the reason I'm doing instrumental music these days

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17347030]That was the subject I established.

The thought process was basically "hey, let's write a poem...wait, there's nothing I could ever sincerely write about besides this issue...so then let's write about how badly I played out this issue and done it to death."

Typically when writing poetry or song lyrics I latch on to one subject and write about it over and over until there's nothing left to be said, [B]then I write one complaining about how I've been doing the same topic repeatedly [/B]and then I have to move on to something else.

Vicious cycle, probably the reason I'm doing instrumental music these days[/QUOTE]

:lol:
That's awesome.

the problem is, i think i already did one about how i need to put this topic to rest. then i threw away and wrote this one a few weeks later

some things need to be milked, i guess. or, some things have already been milked so much that I need to complain about it twice to make a point

[I]All that has been done before: the poem sequal.[/I]
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i actually googled that just now because i didn't get what you were saying at first, no lie.

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sup

making toast , even though im not that hungry
u?

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17347045]i actually googled that just now because i didn't get what you were saying at first, no lie.[/QUOTE]

I doubt you'll find anything written by me on google though.
It's just the name of a poem you should write.
But you should give credits to me for the title.
:cool:

And how did you not 'get' what I was saying?
:-\

I don't know, I thought for a second it was a reference to a famous published work that I've never heard of

Hahah.
No, I wish it was.
It does have a nice sound to it though.

But since you tell me you ca't find anything about it on google, I'll go ahead and register it.

1337

hey gangrene lets go troll people in the pit

going to bed now I guess, maybe tomorrow

Since around 1994 critics have been heralding bands as the next “Nirvana”. Now, I’m not even sure what being the next Nirvana consists of. Is it having the ability to causally rip off an entire underground scene and feed it through a process that will make it easily relatable to the mainstream? Is it “reshaping” the sound of music in the mainstream? Or is it just being a highly influential band in a time when music critics deem music as becoming stale and far too similar? Perhaps it is a combination of all of these, but every few months I read a review that says “This band may just be the next Nirvana”. So it shouldn’t come as much surprise that in early 2001 a small band from El Paso, Texas by the name of At the Drive-in was the “new Nirvana”. It is important to note that Nirvana and ATDI do share a similarity in that they both had ripped off the sound of a thriving hardcore scene, Nirvana a mash-up of Pixies hooks, and Husker Du aggression, and ATDI basically completely stealing their sound from the early ‘90s DC Fugazi branded sound.

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I've ... seen things you people wouldn't believe!

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ...

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate!

All those moments will be lost in time ... like ... tears in rain ...

Time ... to die ...

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lol sup queers?

spamming, been awake too long
u?

I just smoked a fat bowl and now I'm kind of bored.

I gotta go sleep, peace

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ur weird lol

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You'd hit it Justin

That looks like a man trying to look like a woman and he's failing. No thx.

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You'd hit it, Justin

I'd hit that too.
hawt.

I'm just posting over and over, hoping I can get the first post in on page 1338

Sh[size=2]i[/size]t is [b]1338[/b]

that's a pretty high number i don't know whether to be scared or slightly turned on

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Would you hit it [ja/nej]