Don't make me delete it.

[QUOTE=IgniteYourAvail;17288751]I've never posted in R&M. I just wanted the 20,000th post.[/QUOTE]

YOU SON OF A BITCH

haet haet haet

guys I'm thinking about writing my first bona-fide love song
like i tried to once before but it ended up being more about how awkward it is to have feelings for a girl who is addicted to crack cocaine
so i think I'm gonna try an official one now. adviceplz

dont write it for chicks who are addicted to crack cocaine

20,000th post RE-ESTABLISHED

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17288762]guys I'm thinking about writing my first bona-fide love song
like i tried to once before but it ended up being more about how awkward it is to have feelings for a girl who is addicted to crack cocaine
so i think I'm gonna try an official one now. adviceplz[/QUOTE]

Write it for a girl who's not addicted to crack cocaine

i think i beat you to it imperial
:p

this one's not gonna be to a girl who is addicted to cocaine

it's gonna be to a suicidal nymphomaniac gothic girl, go figure

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17288783]this one's not gonna be to a girl who is addicted to cocaine

it's gonna be to a suicidal nymphomaniac gothic girl, go figure[/QUOTE]

it would be less cliche if it was about a suicidal nymphomaniac gothic girl who is not addicted to crack cocaine.

did you read the part where i said that it's not about a girl addicted to crack cocaine?

[QUOTE=SKUDstorm;17288779]i think i beat you to it imperial
:p[/QUOTE]

Oh snap


lol

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17288786]did you read the part where i said that it's not about a girl addicted to crack cocaine?[/QUOTE]

Sorry you're writing two songs at the same time, I got confused.

i dated a girl addicted to cocaine. good times, good times.

I tried to once but she dissed me so I went for her 12 year old sister instead

Bad times bad times.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17288837]i dated a girl addicted to cocaine. good times, good times.[/QUOTE]

At least she put out BRO.

yeah def.

Dude idk why you didn't stay with her she was a treasure.

because monogamy was a lost concept to her.

I don't think it's important in a relationship.

I realized a long time ago that I'm incapable of dating a girl without assuming she's cheating, so I decided to stop sweating monogamy and make a point of never going into a relationship without having another girl that I could possibly cheat with. granted, I might be a little insecure.

Seriously though, what's the point of wanting a girl that's going to be faithful if you'll always assume she isn't anyway?

i'm avoiding relationships for the time being, my ex wants me back but yeah...i'd rather just **** who i want

Smoke blunts, get money, f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck bitches.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17288871]I don't think it's important in a relationship.

I realized a long time ago that I'm incapable of dating a girl without assuming she's cheating, so I decided to stop sweating monogamy and make a point of never going into a relationship without having another girl that I could possibly cheat with. granted, I might be a little insecure.

Seriously though, what's the point of wanting a girl that's going to be faithful if you'll always assume she isn't anyway?[/QUOTE]


Well that's just a personal problem.

[quote=Jaundice;17288871]I don't think it's important in a relationship.

I realized a long time ago that I'm incapable of dating a girl without assuming she's cheating, so I decided to stop sweating monogamy and make a point of never going into a relationship without having another girl that I could possibly cheat with. [B]granted, I might be a little insecure.[/B]

Seriously though, what's the point of wanting a girl that's going to be faithful if you'll always assume she isn't anyway?[/quote]
nah

[QUOTE]Seriously though, what's the point of wanting a girl that's going to be faithful if you'll always assume she isn't anyway?[/QUOTE]

You have to remember that not everyone is as insecure as you are.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17288886]You have to remember that not everyone is as insecure as you are.[/QUOTE]That's word for word what I was trying to point out by saying "granted I might be a little insecure."

The question at the end wasn't in general, it was a rhetorical question explaining why my attitude suits my situation.

Besides, I'm not trying to say that my approval of cheating is inspired by my constant insecurity. To be honest, I just think it's an immature thing to expect a girl to not get with other guys unless you really care about her.

sup bros

j to the dice man you gotta' relax dem bones and go wit the flow man lemme tell u something about women man they dime a dozen u hear? Jusss have fun and don't call a' turkey a chicken and u be fine man

bro it ain't even like that

it's all fun and games with me, i never get stressed from a hoe, I only get stressed from the lack of a hoe. sometimes i date an ugly girl just cause there aren't any pretty ones around, you know?

[QUOTE]sup bros[/QUOTE]sipping cherry limeade, i had $15 but I lost it, now I'm expounding relationship theories online. you?

nm chillin gonna hang wit mah lady soon

that sounds good rite now, i'm drinking sprite...

[quote=Jaundice;17288915]bro it ain't even like that

it's all fun and games with me, i never get stressed from a hoe, I only get stressed from the lack of a hoe. sometimes i date an ugly girl just cause there aren't any pretty ones around, you know?

sipping cherry limeade, i had $15 but I lost it, now I'm expounding relationship theories online. you?[/quote]
u laxin' dem bones yet??????