[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18838663]pretty lucky

a geyser of hoppy shit is not a good smell to wake up to[/QUOTE]

*malty

drink shit, piss out your ass



i've wondered about grinding up a hop pellet or two for a loaf of bread but hops are antiseptic so i dunno what sort of effect it'd have on the yeast. i think it could taste really cool tho

i only really get beer shits when i drink ipa's so yeah

i mean malty beers and hoppy beers have a cross over a lot anyhow

well youre only ever posing with your hand around olde english or busch and shit


never heard of beer shits from good beer. never had a beer shit

mr sophisticated over here, this guy

sophisticated? yes

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18838684]well youre only ever posing with your hand around [B]olde english[/B] or busch and shit[/quote]

*steel reserve

the local tavern's all about fancy imports and craft beers, i don't get bored and make weird faces at a camera when i'm out doing things lol


[quote]never heard of beer shits from good beer. never had a beer shit[/QUOTE]

expensive alcohol dehydrates you as much as cheap alcohol

i think i get der shits from fancy stuff because its like 12% stuff

yeah but you usually dont drink copious amount of expensive alcohol

btw it's not really the alcohol that's dehydrating you. you're less likely to be hungover if you're drinking straight, high-proof liquors. its everything else, the sugar and shit

that's why people say wine hangovers are worse than like if you do vodka shots or some shit

wine is so gross

nah

it gives me migraines and makes me feel poopy :(

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18838748]wine is so gross[/QUOTE]
white wine maybe but red is krieg

alcohol definitely dehydrates you dude

white wine > red wine

ever get the jameson shits? p awful :(

don't forget about rosé

rosé is incredible

it's such a girly thing to drink though

rose is incredible is such an asinine fucking thing to say

beer beer beer beer beer beer beer

YO BEeR UIS COIOL

mappy you should make drinking your full time hobby because you're a lot better at that than your awful band

i love my band

come at me bro

if i came anywhere near you i'd get sucked into your gravitational pull





























....and your band would still suck

and i would crowd punch you with every revolution of my windmill brah

lol, typical metalhead

fat
ugly
drunk
quick to violence
generally ignorant

fat
attractive
drunk
pacifist
scholar

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18838997]fat
attractive
drunk
pacifist
scholar[/QUOTE]

i don't think you know what pacifist or scholar mean, because you get sucked into fights with brent every day, and same goes for scholarly because ive seen your posts and heard your bands lyrics

and as for attractive, to who? princess fiona? rosie o'donnell

I don't think you know how fly I am, because you're a bitch nigga, and same goes for reliable, (the comma is a nice touch here) because you seem awful biased, bro, and I realize your gimmick is mad negative, which is cute.

and as for mad, yes, extremely.

fly
listens to metal

pick 1

[QUOTE=SpringHeeledJack;18838989]lol, typical metalhead

fat
ugly
drunk
quick to violence
generally ignorant[/QUOTE]

hmm, my experience is quite the opposite

skinny
ugly
drunk/teetotal
pacifist

[QUOTE=SpringHeeledJack;18839006]fly
listens to metal

pick 1[/QUOTE]

i pick the grouping above

who the fuck is this spring heeled jack character

[QUOTE=SpringHeeledJack;18838989]lol, typical metalhead

fat
ugly
drunk
quick to violence
generally ignorant[/QUOTE]

yeah this is like the opposite of me idk

:lol: lmao ur christian and saying ur not ignorant :lol:

oh fuck your right im totes ignorant

:lol: burden of proof idiotic retard :lol:

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18839142]:lol: lmao ur christian and saying ur not ignorant :lol:[/QUOTE]

made me lol

i think i'm better at brent's gimmick than he

but he actually [I]believes[/I] the shit he says is witty/smart/profound

ur just bein silly :)

that's why i'm better

if only brent could stop himself from acting like such a queer all the time

:lol: [I]yeeeeaaah not gonna happen[/I] :lol: