everybody who's posted here has done so directly after jackin it

guaranteed

I honestly thought I was the only one.

i didn't =/

yes you have botb

don't deny it just because you're the only one who continually brags about getting slightly confuzzled sea lion

k brb

i have before most likely but not recently.

I've bragged about ****ing my gf quite a few times. :/

So you should

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17346328]We talk about jerking off a lot.[/QUOTE]

coz pr0n is one click away bro, plus for me, being married, dry spells last way longer

[QUOTE=mathjic;17346344]coz pr0n is one click away bro, plus for me, being married, dry spells last way longer[/QUOTE]
youre married?!?!?!

PIX OR LIES

Does being married suck as much as I'm thinking it does?

speaking of me bragging. i was supposed to meet this girl tonight but she fell asleep on me again. if she wasn't mad cute and entertaining i would be like get out of here with your nonelitery wench

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17346359]speaking of me bragging. i was supposed to meet this girl tonight but she fell asleep on me again. if she wasn't mad cute and entertaining i would be like get out of here with your nonelitery wench[/QUOTE]

Dude what's up with chicks always sleeping on you?

its the same one that has in the past haha
and wtf i just heard a boom and my house shook wtf

botbd brings the roofies

Yeah he puts them to sleep but he won't impose his will on them.

Girls falling asleep on you is a buzzkill.

My gf frequently falls asleep on me, **** is lame.

[QUOTE=McP3000;17346349]youre married?!?!?!

PIX OR LIES[/QUOTE]

troof

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17346351]Does being married suck as much as I'm thinking it does?[/QUOTE]

Not for me, my missus is awesome, but for most people yes it does

I love my gf but I can't imagine being around her ALL THE TIME.

i think something just exploded... a ton of people around me on fb are like saying they heard a huge boom and there houses shook. i kinda wanna go drive and look around.

Aliens, brah.

I've seen two UFOs, was pretty awesome tbh.

@retired thats so cool
@botb be careful bro, take a gun just in case

so I'm back from making some more tacos

sup

You jackin' it, brah?

[QUOTE=mathjic;17346381]@botb be careful bro, take a gun just in case[/QUOTE]

haha i would if i had one brother

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17346385]You jackin' it, brah?[/QUOTE]

no I'm eating tacos tbh

so good

then I'm gonna work out a lil

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17346376]I love my gf but I can't imagine being around her ALL THE TIME.[/QUOTE]

well we both work full time she works a few eveings, I'm out playing golf all day every sat so basically I see her in bed or on sundays

haha

lol UFOs

usually they're marsh gas or something

I thought I saw a UFO once because there was a weird light in the sky. Me and my dad followed it for a while but then concluded it was an airplane

zomg alienz

I feel like UFOs are real. I can't imagine there not being life out there somewhere in the Universe.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17346398]I feel like UFOs are real. I can't imagine there not being life out there somewhere in the Universe.[/QUOTE]
i think life is real

but flying discs?

this isnt roswell

the odds of them being here or coming here in our lifetime are incredibly slim

WWIII is going to happen first, no doubt

I base this on absolutely nothing

I don't think it's crazy to believe that if there is life out there it could be a lot more advanced than ours and I wouldn't rule out them coming here.

agreed on that retired we can't be the only sentient beings in the universe

@ADB :lol: solid

I base what I say on seeing **** that was pretty weird.

what'd you see?

UFOs I'm p sure.

was just an asian with a tentacle

theres been this piercing ringing noise outside my house for the past hour or so could be aliens (iono)

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17346430]UFOs I'm p sure.[/QUOTE]

damn, couldnt have given a better description!