I've seen some bad ones on Sci-Fi channel.

little girls > zombie films > malcolm in the middle

So I've been watching Michael Jackson memorial coverage on CNN for five hours straight, what's up.

I've been blazing all day and now I'm a little tired.

I wanna go over to my girl's house and eat some Asian food. I'm really hungry.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17345696]I wanna go over to my girl's house and eat some Asian food. I'm really hungry.[/QUOTE]

Her vagina?

I'd be OK with that tbh.

Saw some pretty fit asian lass out today when a was stoned.

I immediately thought of you justin lmao

lass

Whenever I see an attractive asian girl lately I think of Justin or ADB tbh

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17345710]lass[/QUOTE]

I types like I speaks

roast beef and pepper jack eliteness presently

What up guys?

listening to The Locust, trying to think of something productive to do, you?

[QUOTE=Benzum;17345745]nice! Asian [B]lass[/B]

all the Asian females I have encountered (who can speak English) are hostile, arrogant and generally unpleasant. Maybe that's just because they are intimidated by my amazingly cool presence idk.[/QUOTE]

They're called "dragon ladies" and they're among the worst types of human beings

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17345902]listening to The Locust, trying to think of something productive to do, you?[/QUOTE]

Pretty much the same here, except I'm listening to Nadja

incredibly hot asian chick with glasses bagged my groceries today

gawd

What's this Ableton 6 Live thing about? Does it do anything cool?

[QUOTE]incredibly hot asian chick with glasses bagged my groceries today[/QUOTE]is that what they call it these days?

**** ableton

it's all about cubase sx3 beeyatch.

Well I bought this synth/controller that I don't really know how to use

And it comes with Ableton 6 on CD and I was wondering if I should install it or just use it as a coaster

[QUOTE]is that what they call it these days?[/QUOTE]
haw

[quote=Jaundice;17345955]Well I bought this synth/controller that I don't really know how to use

And it comes with Ableton 6 on CD and I was wondering if I should install it or just use it as a coaster[/quote]

well, if is the full version and not a trial i guess you could use it.

cubase is better imo, but i have the illegal version. it costs like $400.

sup bros?

nm here just blzed and listenin to music.

Justin, what do you listen to when youre stoned

i cant stand dark/extreme metal for the most part when im high

other than like electric wizard

Brenoritvrezorkre for sure. Also Majority Rule and Weekend Nachos.

was watching animal photographs and my parents came home, didn't get to finish, goddammit

now they're bugging me about other stuff (no they didn't catch me jackin)

Too blazed to want to jerk it tbh. Perhaps later.

I haven't successfully managed "too blazed to jerk it" since like 9th grade

When I'm really blazed I don't like to jerk it.

yeah that's my point, I just haven't successfully gotten "really blazed" in a long time

i don't think it's possible anymore but i could be wrong

the more blazed the more i jerky my beef

My tolerance is still low so I get blazed pretty easily.

EDIT @ Harrison: LOL

My tolerance is exponentially higher than most people I know that smoke way more than me or are bigger than me. I never understood it tbh

I'm glad my tolerance is still n00bish because I quit smoking and whatnot for about a month there.

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17346271]was watching animal photographs and my parents came home, didn't get to finish, goddammit

now they're bugging me about other stuff (no they didn't catch me jackin)[/QUOTE]

your balls must be achin'

I think they're going back out

I quit smoking from like November until this May, and I only got an awkward few days of lower tolerance.

Start pre-gaming it, brah.

EDIT: @ adb

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17346318]I think they're going back out[/QUOTE]
haha :p the play by play jerk session from adb

after I finish this taco I'm gonna jack furiously

We talk about jerking off a lot.