my dream lady used to make me scratch her scar with my whiskers

:(

i made sure to only ever trim so that i'd be ready for it

awwwh bro

I hate facial hair, and mine comes in black so i look like a doofus. luckily my gf likes a supa smoth face and i am more than willing to oblige her

yeah my beard's black it's weird cause my hurr is braun

it also has sum red hairs in it randomly

i get a couple of random red hairs from my chin when i do the full beard

weird because all hair on my body is black

If I stop shaving I might get a half decent goatee and sideburns but the rest will look retarded as shit, so I'll just continue shaving.

So Iced Earth was fucking amazing last night. Stu performed better live than Matt or Tim have the past few years. Seriously, Stu Block is such an amazing singer.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YVMfhOlguk[/url]

Was an awesome show.

[url]http://www.nobids.net/[/url]

just snagged an awful painting off of here for 1c

[QUOTE=rasputin;18696606]i get a couple of random red hairs from my chin when i do the full beard

weird because all hair on my body is black[/QUOTE]

my hair is usu dark brown but when i grow out my facial hair i get red, blonde and grey speckled.


also thread title needs 'bro' at the end of it

[img]http://i.imgur.com/gClXK.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/CehyB.jpg[/img]

i can't believe someone actually bid higher than me in the last 20 seconds

I mean look at it

It's pretty appalling, yeah.

Why did you want to buy it in the first place, lol?

idk someone posted that link on another forum and I thought it would be funny to see what junk I could pick up for next to nothing. i'd probably use it as fuel for a bonfire

[url]http://www.dailydollardeal.com/[/url]

this one looks better actually

P&H stings you on most of these, unfortunately

I just happened to find a couple that didn't set it though. they are gonna be pissed when they send it lol

Damn, my best bro's gf is laying down some heavy flirtage on me right now this is weird

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO-GsDwYwtI&feature=related[/url]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18696712]Damn, my best bro's gf is laying down some heavy flirtage on me right now this is weird[/QUOTE]

no girl can resist Mr. Ron

lmao thread title punnagery

[QUOTE=kitsch;18696713][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO-GsDwYwtI&feature=related[/url][/QUOTE]

i lol'd

at least one of those is a rock though

[quote=Haz;18696714]no girl can resist Mr. Ron[/quote]
haha nah it is just that him and her seem to be having an amazing time together and I am happy for them and this is happening out of the blue.

ohhh ok just found out they're "staying friends" for now on

translation: she's a slut

when my friends gf broke up with him she invited me to the bar and said shed buy me a free pitcher so i was like aight cool, then i found out why she probably bought me the pitcher and was like aight thats not cool

Me and my friends have always had a theory that chicks who own horses/ride horses are batshit crazy. This chick has furthered the theory.


Not that this is the only thing she has done, she's done other crazy things.


Like ask me to move in with her 10 minutes ago.

what the fuck timjim

lol i dont think riding a horse will make a chicks vaj feel good

I rode a horse once at this dude ranch and it shit all over the place the whole time

his name was feather wind or something

dude ranch what are you a homo?

Yeah :(

strap a butt plug straight on top of the ol saddle

or a sybian

and then have howard stern on the horse next to you asking if your tits are real the whole time

[QUOTE=Tyler;18696763]and then have howard stern on the horse next to you asking if your tits are real the whole time[/QUOTE]

lol

lol

lol

[QUOTE=zinc;18696750]lol i dont think riding a horse will make a chicks vaj feel good[/QUOTE]

why do you think they sit on washing machines

I remember in High school this chick got tortured every day because her ex told everyone she would rub up against her dresser

in high school there was this girl who had a sleepover with another girl once, and after that she was forever known as toothbrush

you could probably put two and two together and understand why

i have yet to see someone sit on a washing machine, i can imagine the boob jiggle would be pretty nice though

why was she known as toothbrush

[QUOTE=zinc;18696774]i have yet to see someone sit on a washing machine, i can imagine the boob jiggle would be pretty nice though[/QUOTE]
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