what's up fags?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17344982]what's up fags?[/QUOTE]

being a fag, what about you

just smoked a bowl now I'm bleeding from every ****ing deathcore.

just woke up, now eating microwavable pizza with diced bacon on it

got some sieg middies right now bros.

could sleep until 4, woke up at 10 fffffuuuuuuuuuuu

I woke up earlier than I intended as well.

Same here this is ****ing insane

I'll get to the bottom of this.

singing in the sewer is a wonderful sound

I just remembered why I woke up I had to piss super bad.

I woke up because I had 20 texts asking how the hell i drove home

Doesn't sound very safe, brah. :/

No it was a horrible idea I survived though

Yeah I've done it many times, can't believe nothing ever happened to me. :/

I got into one little accident but that was also half a bottle of 151 levels of drunk

I hate that stuff, I like whiskey. Cognac is luscious, too.

if it has a proof/% label on the bottle I like it

You an alcoholic, brah?

Nah man I'm just an enthusiast

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17345239]You an alcoholic, brah?[/QUOTE]
yes, yes he is

get the **** out of here muecke

Harrison, what's up?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17345248]Harrison, what's up?[/QUOTE]
nm getting my cast replaced today in like two hours

woke up with a bit of a headache (same reason as john :p)

I had 0 hangover i was very surprised

probably because you died

i sincerely hope my afterlife is not filled with talking to you guys on mx

Sounds like you missed church yesterday!

why are little girls so irresistible

tiny hands

i was in target and they went to the little kids clothes section and they had all these hot kids faces plastered everywhere and i had to let it loose

on the clothes?

yeah i put my dong in some toddler shoes and went to town

thats pretty resourceful of you. kudos

[quote=bringonthebreakdown;17344505]arent you ginger?[/quote]yes, but i have brown eyes

[quote=xMalcolmXx;17344508]i love malcolm in the middle[/quote]sieg ****ing heil

i am now watching dawn of the dead

the original version of course

cool story bro

Malcom In The Middle is cool, but not [i]that[/i] cool.

[QUOTE=Crudo;17345346]yeah i put my dong in some toddler shoes and went to town[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=Benzum;17345541]Night of the Living Dead (original) where that douchebag cracks his head open on that gravestone is just beautiful.[/QUOTE]

Zombie films are always cool.