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Morumbar 05-19-2009 12:48 AM

I came across a limited pre-order (from the season of mist webshop) of Microcosmos.
I'm a bit hesitant in ordering, though, because I'm afraid that the shirt might be size XXL or something. :lol:

Niflheim II 05-19-2009 03:18 PM

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17249838]Didn't end up going. Kind of wanted to though.[/QUOTE]

yeah SB, didnt go either, tho i didnt want to.

TimJim 05-19-2009 03:32 PM

[quote=Ceminon;17250635]I came across a limited pre-order (from the season of mist webshop) of Microcosmos.
I'm a bit hesitant in ordering, though, because I'm afraid that the shirt might be size XXL or something. :lol:[/quote]
teah that just happened to me :(
my mastodon shirt was a small and my AILD was an L :(


im an M goddamnit

Niflheim II 05-19-2009 03:35 PM

thats why you specify

TimJim 05-19-2009 03:38 PM

dude there wasnt the choice. it just had the shirt there for 10$ and i was like aight ill take it

Niflheim II 05-19-2009 03:39 PM

if u send em money u can leave a little comment saying "M plz" though

TimJim 05-19-2009 03:40 PM

oh. well bloody hell

pigletopeth 05-20-2009 03:15 AM

Would Cradle of Filth count as Black Metal?

rasputin 05-20-2009 03:17 AM

they'd count as a turd maybe

1338 h4x0r 05-20-2009 04:07 AM

this is more black metal than CoF:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZTLVJSlNw

RetiredAt21 05-20-2009 08:24 AM

Oden is back!

1338 h4x0r 05-20-2009 08:30 AM

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this ****ing rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails bout your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought **** that I'd write a song it's much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidentally because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a **** and balls and real pubic hair.
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis!

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a **** before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a ****. Tidy!

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis!

RouteOne 05-20-2009 10:02 AM

Surely they took those lyrics straight off of the musty, ancient pages of the Necronomicon

RetiredAt21 05-20-2009 10:05 AM

Hahahaha

hismajestythepope 05-20-2009 03:05 PM

rofl

Txus 05-20-2009 04:57 PM

Any of you fags like Vrolok?

RouteOne 05-20-2009 05:00 PM

[quote=Txus;17253325]Any of you fags like Vrolok?[/quote]
One of the few BM bands with keys that I like.

RetiredAt21 05-20-2009 05:01 PM

They have some OK songs but overall they are pretty boring. Better than a lot of USBM bands, though.

Txus 05-20-2009 05:02 PM

So you would recommend them? I'm listening to D's side project, Vomit Orchestra, and I really like that stuff, it's pretty creepy ambient music and I saw that he was involved with Vrolok, so now I want to check them out!

Which album should I get first?

RetiredAt21 05-20-2009 05:06 PM

[QUOTE=Txus;17253337]So you would recommend them? I'm listening to D's side project, Vomit Orchestra, and I really like that stuff, it's pretty creepy ambient music and I saw that he was involved with Vrolok, so now I want to check them out!

Which album should I get first?[/QUOTE]

Get the [I]Nocturnal Isolation[/I] demo and [I]Resurgence I: Descent Through the Abyss[/I].

Txus 05-20-2009 05:10 PM

Thanks, man.

rasputin 05-21-2009 01:32 AM

new panopticon is good

Stevie VII 05-21-2009 09:24 AM

lol 1338 did you get banned for that "jews" thread i did a few months back? looks like you got a 4 month ban and i got a 6 month ban.

Morumbar 05-21-2009 11:45 AM

Ugh, Walknut need to release a new album..

I like this stuff a lot more than Burzum (having said that, I'll probably be exiled from this thread 'til the end of times).

Txus 05-21-2009 11:50 AM

[QUOTE=rasputin;17254092]new panopticon is good[/QUOTE]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

*downloads*

hismajestythepope 05-21-2009 01:09 PM

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKj3Hn8pu9c[/url]
new panopticon song if anyone wants to check it out

RetiredAt21 05-21-2009 01:35 PM

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17254802][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKj3Hn8pu9c[/url]
new panopticon song if anyone wants to check it out[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Txus 05-21-2009 03:00 PM

http://www.antihumanism.com/antihumanism/2009/04/fenriz-of-darkthrone-issues-statement-to-antihumanismcom/

lulz

Mappy: You've never heard the band, I'm pretty sure of that, so stop being a ****ing douche. Kthnx.

RetiredAt21 05-21-2009 03:03 PM

[QUOTE=Txus;17255066][B]http://www.antihumanism.com/antihumanism/2009/04/fenriz-of-darkthrone-issues-statement-to-antihumanismcom/[/B]

lulz

Mappy: You've never heard the band, I'm pretty sure of that, so stop being a ****ing douche. Kthnx.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, that was pretty funny.

Room13 05-21-2009 03:09 PM

looks like another stupid anus/corrupt.org type site

internet needs more of those


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