im already 25 :(

played crysis 2 for like an hour and a half, had to take a break shit was gettin MAD INTENSE SON, fucking aliens and whatnot everywhere

EDIT: i was actually in jail when i turned 25, what a goddamn bummer that was...

my friend was in jail for his 21st in july, he just got out 2 weeks ago. shit was shitty.

that's what you get for inserting unconscious swans into anesthetised children, you sick fuck

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18804984]my friend was in jail for his 21st in july, he just got out 2 weeks ago. shit was shitty.[/QUOTE]

damn son, that nigga did a bid, what was he in there so long for?

it was his 2nd time in for graffiti. mad stupid

that long for fuckin graffiti? jesus christ man...

I turn 22 this year

fucking sucks

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18804982]

EDIT: i was actually in jail when i turned 25, what a goddamn bummer that was...[/QUOTE]

:( sux man

yeah dude, having to be surrounded by spics and black people on my bday fucking blew

yeah they "made an example out of him". so fucked up.

thats some bullshit

"I KNOW THE VOICES ARENT REAL...BUT THEY HAVE SOME REALLY GREAT IDEAS"

why do people have to post inane shit like this all the time on fb? whenever i read those things i want to fucking kill myself

EDIT: its like wow, you actually thought that was clever gtfo i will do something to you

people generally think they're always clever

i have a strict no tolerance on stupid shit on my fb. I've deleted people for posting a comment that I didn't agree with haha. Keeps things simple on there though

would delete this dumb bitch but i really dont wanna be mean to my sisters friend

you know those situations where you have plans to go and hang out with somebody

but then the person youre going to hang out with is all like "OHHH YEAH AND _______ IS GOING TO BE THERE AS WELL!"

and youre all like "OMGLOL that douchebag?!"

all of a sudden u dont wanna go nemore !! stay inside lol

my ex roommates gf posts the DUMBEST shit on facebook

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18805022]you know those situations where you have plans to go and hang out with somebody

but then the person youre going to hang out with is all like "OHHH YEAH AND _______ IS GOING TO BE THERE AS WELL!"

and youre all like "OMGLOL that douchebag?!"

all of a sudden u dont wanna go nemore !! stay inside lol[/QUOTE]

in that situation i would just be like AIGHT NVM ITS BEEN GREAT

/skyrim

[QUOTE=adb;18804840]nah today should be good

only issue is I've shat liquid about a dozen times in the past 12 hours[/QUOTE]

you have a taco blog and you have an issue with shitting liquid?

/mindblown

[QUOTE=illmitch;18805027]my ex roommates gf posts the DUMBEST shit on facebook[/QUOTE]

like what

sup hoes

I deleted 3 people today for saying severely retarded shit in their statuses.

whats good steven?

steven lol

sup?

STEVEN ANSWER US


z

hes...hes...dead

:(

We must prepare the pyre.

*tears*

steven...we shall see you in valhalla...

gott mit uns

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o/o/o/o/o/o/

herr steven...we hardly knew ye...

/lights the pyre

Woah guys I was just taking a shit CALM DOWN!

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18805072]whats good steven?[/QUOTE]


Girlfriend was here for the last 6 days so I kinda disappeared off the interwebs, right now I'm just trying to fight off a cold with some tea and relaxation.

goddammit steven...we just lit your funeral pyre and everything...

We should sacrifice an unworthy in it as long as we've got it going.

true

now, who shall it be..?

/stumbles into thread

/gets sacrificed :(

No, what is posting now is Steve's spirit.

[B]
BEGONE, SPECTER! [/B]

hey justin did you hear the joke of why jewish people are so good at math

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18805092]hey justin did you hear the joke of why jewish people are so good at math[/QUOTE]

nein

EDIT @ ron: lol

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18805091]No, what is posting now is Steve's spirit.

[B]
BEGONE, SPECTER! [/B][/QUOTE]


[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/016/7/2/Sad_Ghost_by_DamballaProductions.png[/IMG]

lol aww

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18805093]nein

EDIT @ ron: lol[/QUOTE]

they have all the answers tattooed on their arms