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RetiredAt21 11-10-2009 09:29 PM

I have it on good authority that French women smell.

Permanent Solution 11-10-2009 09:29 PM

[QUOTE=Apoc;17634944]im thinkin bout experimenting with glory holes[/QUOTE]
STDs =|
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17634945]God does not approve.[/QUOTE]
God can suck a dick tbh.

edit: but on that note, it would be even hotter if I could find a super christian girl who was really deviant.

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:30 PM

[quote=EightMilesHigh;17634949]no it was snoop dogg go back to ****ing school timjim[/quote]
hes black so same thing

Apoc 11-10-2009 09:35 PM

so I said LISTEN, Ohio, Kentucky, and Iran. What a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their own gosh darned business.

rasputin 11-10-2009 09:35 PM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17634955]

edit: but on that note, it would be even hotter if I could find a super christian girl who was really deviant.[/QUOTE]

i wanna **** a nun so bad

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:36 PM

[quote=Apoc;17634983]so I said LISTEN, Ohio, Kentucky, and Iran. What a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their own gosh darned business.[/quote]
its illegal to give/receive BJs in North Carolina

Apoc 11-10-2009 09:38 PM

what's the official NC policy on dutch rudders

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:39 PM

probably a no

Permanent Solution 11-10-2009 09:39 PM

[QUOTE=rasputin;17634985]i wanna **** a nun so bad[/QUOTE]

nuns are old and gross.

but i know a few super christian girls who haven't done more than kissing and if i could get them to do some kinky stuff that would be omg hot.

RetiredAt21 11-10-2009 09:39 PM

I'm just gonna go to Vietnam and **** a bunch of underage prostitutes, **** will be krieg.

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:39 PM

christian girls love anal so they dont technically lose their virginity

Apoc 11-10-2009 09:40 PM

that's why ya just gotta take the p*ssy

Permanent Solution 11-10-2009 09:41 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17635021]christian girls love anal so they dont technically lose their virginity[/QUOTE]

anal is pretty tame tbh

RetiredAt21 11-10-2009 09:42 PM

Inserting your penis into a butthole is one of the best feelings in the world, no lie.

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:42 PM

[quote=Permanent Solution;17635029]anal is pretty tame tbh[/quote]well yeah but any non vaginal penetration is mostly fine by them

Glitterati 11-10-2009 09:42 PM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17635014]nuns are old and gross.

but i know a few super christian girls who haven't done more than kissing and if i could get them to do some kinky stuff that would be omg hot.[/QUOTE]

Maybe if you're lucky they'll let you take them to a Blink-182 reunion tour concert.

RetiredAt21 11-10-2009 09:43 PM

siq burn :rolleyes:

Angmar 11-10-2009 09:45 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17635021]christian girls love anal so they dont technically lose their virginity[/QUOTE]


this is so dumb

My friends ex was actually like this, easily one of the stupidest girls I've ever met.

RetiredAt21 11-10-2009 09:45 PM

Stupid girls = major turn off tbh

Nepenthe 11-10-2009 09:46 PM

glory holes dont make sense unless the bathroom is unisex. even then youre playin a dangerous game.

Angmar 11-10-2009 09:47 PM

so true

@ justin

Apoc 11-10-2009 09:47 PM

it's a chance you have to take if you don't fear greatness

Glitterati 11-10-2009 09:48 PM

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17635054]glory holes dont make sense unless the bathroom is unisex. even then youre playin a dangerous game.[/QUOTE]

your avatar makes me all sorts of happy

illmitch 11-10-2009 09:49 PM

kinda want to go get a slushie

what are your guys' thoughts on this

Permanent Solution 11-10-2009 09:49 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17635033]Inserting your penis into a butthole is one of the best feelings in the world, no lie.[/QUOTE]

I'll get back to you on that.

I tend to find build up to be better than sex or whatever else is used to finish, idk

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:50 PM

[quote=Angmar;17635048]this is so dumb

My friends ex was actually like this, easily one of the stupidest girls I've ever met.[/quote]i know 3 girls who are like this



they all are gross but there are a few that think that that arent gross but havent done it

nevertoolate 11-10-2009 09:50 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17635019]I'm just gonna go to Vietnam and **** a bunch of underage prostitutes, **** will be krieg.[/QUOTE]

I have heard some great stories about Thailand

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:51 PM

Thailand has an industry built on that


Vietnam doesnt to such a great extent

RetiredAt21 11-10-2009 09:52 PM

Ew, Thai chicks all look like traps, no thx. Vietnamese chicks ftw.

TimJim 11-10-2009 09:52 PM

[quote=RetiredAt21;17635077]Ew, Thai chicks all look like traps, no thx. Vietnamese chicks ftw.[/quote]
holy **** you hit the nail on the head


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