just put my fan on my face, this shit barely helps

watchin cowboys & aliens w/ 2 of my friends

its hot as shit but im wearing a cutoff shirt so thats cool

i'M aLL sTiCkY

yeai dont have a fan, no a/c and my house is all tile. shouldnt have played football in this heat today either, we got tired like an hour in

haha I love those situations


"Dude lets go outside and do :insert fun activity here:!"

"NICE haven't done that in a while!"



- 15 minutes later -



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:lol: Ron

oh ron you da best

just drove halfway to a girls house at 1am to find out she had a boyfriend, turned around came back home

my back feels weird

girl i was talkin to last semester just became single on facebook

kool

i have a girlfriend i havent seen in a month

fun times

Just because it says single on fb doesn't necessarily make it true ya know.

I mean, according to facebook, I'm single even though I'm really not.

But then again most people detail their lives on that damn site so, yeah what do I know

[QUOTE=shortz;18890325]Just because it says single on fb doesn't necessarily make it true ya know.

I mean, according to facebook, I'm single even though I'm really not.

But then again most people detail their lives on that damn site so, yeah what do I know[/QUOTE]

you are just the worst kind of person

[QUOTE=shortz;18890325]Just because it says single on fb doesn't necessarily make it true ya know.

I mean, according to facebook, I'm single even though I'm really not.

But then again most people detail their lives on that damn site so, yeah what do I know[/QUOTE]

well when she changes her relationship status to single after having had a boyfriend it kinda does

@Dan Why? Is this a serious statement? :lol:

i bet if i set my status to in a relationship the amount of surprise and disbelief expressed in the comments would make me feel like shit

I am single and I'm going to jump out of a window

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18890329]i bet if i set my status to in a relationship the amount of surprise and disbelief expressed in the comments would make me feel like shit[/QUOTE]

hahahahahah

my peen has been dry for over 2 months this is unacceptable

im kinda just looking for somebody to fool around with before i leave for michigan

i dont think ive even kissed a girl in like a year

i got kissed tonight

TWICE

as IF

how come you ain't pregnant then

Man if that were true I'd have so many babies by now.

mod has to approve my posts are you guys some seriuos forum

what happenin around here

got new liars record, tight shit

always breaking stereotypes :')

im raging so hard right now

my friend who tried to make out with me a few years ago straight up asked me to make out with him the other night when we were smoking a bowl

hate when that kid gets trashed

marijuana use leads to homosexuality

another reason i'm glad it's outlawed

:lol:

earlier in the night the dude was walking around holding a brick with ants crawling on it and the ants were crawling on his hand and then he was hardcore dancing in a like 8x8 foot screened in porch

shit was surreal

lol

and when i'm lying in my bed
i think about life and i think about death
and neither one particularly appeals to me

and if the day came when i felt a natural emotion
i'd get such a shock i'd probably lie
in the middle of the street and die
i'd lie down and die

thats glum

what's a good example of slowcore

gasping but somehow still alive
this is the fierce last standddd of all i am

just gonna listen to the smiths all night

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such an amazing lyricist

[QUOTE=illmitch;18890395][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k2iME.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Oh shi-

[QUOTE=TimJim;18890342]i got kissed tonight

TWICE[/QUOTE]

your parents don't count