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*gives support*
happy now? :) where you gonna go? |
You can always run off and become a prostitute. Worked for me when I was eleven, try to catch the next flight to Thailand
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[QUOTE=RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]*gives support*
happy now? :) where you gonna go?[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's kind of like the biggest problem right now. I don't have anywhere to go, so I'll probably end up going to a boarding school. Well, at least it's gonna cost them f'uckloads of money. :) |
[QUOTE=PoisonParadox]You can always run off and become a prostitute. Worked for me when I was eleven, try to catch the next flight to Thailand[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. :lol: |
ok then, make sure to have lots of lesbian sex at boarding school.
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I don't think so, mate. There's guys too, you know. ;)
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well mae sure you have bg orgies then :)
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"lesbian sex is gay"
-ak472 |
Okay. :)
Well, I'm off, I guess. Toodle-pip, and stick to real beer. |
bye
i just found out about the most horrible 'fetish' ever. "munting" |
i ran away from home when i was 14 a few times, one time i got 400 miles away before i got caught by the police. they were pretty bad experiences though, i ran out of money once so i had to get back. as glamorous as it sounds, they were some pretty bad experiences. but they were fun too.
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hardcore
I once tried to run away when I was grounded but when I climbed out my window onto my roof I realised it was too hard to get down |
[QUOTE=RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]bye
i just found out about the most horrible 'fetish' ever. "munting"[/QUOTE] What the hell is munting? Is it worse than cock stuffing or clot. |
These forums suck.
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[size=7]WHERE'S MY FU[color=white]C[/color]KING DUMBELLS JAMES?![/size]
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[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]These forums suck.[/QUOTE]
word. |
[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]What the hell is munting? Is it worse than cock stuffing or clot.[/QUOTE]
1) two guys dig up a nice, fairly fresh dead girl from the cemetary 2) one lays with his head between her legs, and mouth over her vagina 3) the second guy either pushes down on jumps on the girls abdomen 4) the action of this causes all the internal fluids and juices squirt out of the dead girl's vagina into the first guy's mouth a tasty meal for one |
[QUOTE=RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]1) two guys dig up a nice, fairly fresh dead girl from the cemetary
2) one lays with his head between her legs, and mouth over her vagina 3) the second guy either pushes down on jumps on the girls abdomen 4) the action of this causes all the internal fluids and juices squirt out of the dead girl's vagina into the first guy's mouth a tasty meal for one[/QUOTE] Thats, nasty, a [U]dead[/U] chicks ***** juice? gross |
and think, to have a name it means people have done it and required a name for it :thumb:
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[QUOTE=RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]and think, to have a name it means people have done it and required a name for it :thumb:[/QUOTE]
*Gasp* haha I should try it.. if only there was a cementary near.... :amaze: |
im off to the local graveyard tonight, im taking to friend to join in the necrophilia and munting :)
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Can't get a live chick? :)
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Dead ones are better. :thumb:
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[QUOTE=Sood]Can't get a live chick? :)[/QUOTE]
yeah but their juices dont squirt out their fadge when you jump on a live girls stomach :) |
Right. ;)
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[QUOTE=Sood]Right. ;)[/QUOTE]
nothing wrong with a live girl though ;) |
Good. I was about to apologize for not being dead.
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We forgive you for not being dead.
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[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872][size=7]WHERE'S MY FU[color=white]C[/color]KING DUMBELLS JAMES?![/size][/QUOTE]
ROFL. I tried to send you a card with John Basedow flexing with dumbells and everything, but when I sent it I got an e-mail that said it failed. I'll see if I can get you a belated card... :) |
[QUOTE=Sood]Good. I was about to apologize for not being dead.[/QUOTE]
thats ok, you cant help it. |
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