Arnold appears in front of the Ye ol' Tavern. The time displacement device worked. He is completely naked, and begins his mechanical strutt into the bar. As he enters he analyzes the patron's weight, height and shoesize. They turn, spouting words such as "Outrageous!" and "Well I never!". The British are furious, and tip their bowler hats forward.
"That's far enough indeed, good sir! I will have to ask you to leave this establishment!"
Arnold ignores him, and walks towards the gaming area, where a quite well proportioned gentleman is playing chess and smoking his pipe.
He stands up to face Arnold.
"Everything alright good sir? You look like you could use a hand."
"I need you bowler hat, tweed jacket and your steam carriage."
The man is somewhat startled, and accidently spills his drink on arnold. Some pipe ash lands on Arnold's shoulder.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry good sir, let me-"
CRACK
Arnold has crushed the man's hand, and his friend casually taps him on the shoulder.
"Excuse me, but it appears you are hurt-"
BAM
The other man is now face down on the chess board. Arnold slams a chess piece in his back.
The man with the crushed hand runs into the kitchen, where he accidently lands in a pot of boiling lambs broth.
He whimpers as he throws his removable crank at Arnold.
"T-take it".
Next, Arnold is seen walking out of the pub. He's in a Bowler hat and tweed jacket.
The owner comes out with a policeman's baton.
"I'm sorry sir, I can't let you steal that fellow's transportation"
Arnold yanks the baton out of his hands, and steals his monocle with a blackened lense. He puts it on.
He cranks the steam carriage for a couple of minutes, and is then seen puttering off in the night.

lol

went to the library

h4x0r page

a hole is beginning to emerge in the crotch of my pants

my only pair of pants :(

Pants 4 elim fund donate today


*$1*

they havent been washed in like 3 months

/tyler crashes through ceiling

What do they smell like ;]

like j pop

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18021904]they havent been washed in like 3 months

/tyler crashes through ceiling[/QUOTE]

lol

I have a pair of jeans with a hole in the crotch, you can see my underwear through them kinda :naughty:

[QUOTE=illmitch;18021827]lol

i suggest we reserve this page for chris so he can use it to mock iskandar[/QUOTE]

lol

just bought a

[IMG]http://www.firstqualitymusic.com/images/product/2686/P_2686_L00.jpg[/IMG]

and a ibanez tubescreamer stompbox :cool:

does the effect pedal use real tubes?

where do you get money jaundice

What's good crackers?

Nm, the usual basically. Got home from work, packed a bowl destroyed a fat bag and then smoked said bowl. Feels good man.

EDIT @ Alex: meh, Epiphone...

[IMG]http://www.guitar.com.au/guitars/electric/epiphone/lp_black_beauty_files/enbb.jpg[/IMG]

i have this only the bridge pickup works now though so i dont play it. and theres a bunch of dead frets or whatever

www.guitar.com.au

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_MqZn7E-mk&playnext_from=TL&videos=fzCgqTqXAzo[/url]

hoooooolllllyyy ****

sup bros

sup frat kid

Nodding out hard but I wanna play Oblivion!

is that the only game you play

At the moment, yeah.

word. never played it before.

mexicans be uppin there **** in utah.

It rules.

oblivion is awesome

im just watchin the celtics game

i sold my xbox for heroin ha

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18022192]i sold my xbox for heroin ha[/QUOTE]

I did that like two years ago, just got a new one about two or so weeks ago.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18022197]I did that like two years ago, just got a new one about two or so weeks ago.[/QUOTE]

feels good not being the only one. i wanna play call of duty!

i have a ps2 and play the godfather a lot

i dont own any gaming systems

I miss ps2. FFX and MGS3 own.

selling xbox for heroine

jesus

i own a 360 and play a variety of games!

i have a wii. its okay

Wii is for girls/babies but it does have some really good games.

mario cart rules

mario kart 64 is one of the greatest games of all time

[QUOTE=illmitch;18022224]mario kart 64 is one of the greatest games of all time[/QUOTE]

That is totally something a dude in a frat would say.

PC gaming is the only way to be.