haha, i told you he sucked dick. I hope you took those 800 bucks btw.

Nah, I turned down the bribes all night. I wish I was crooked enough to take 'em though, I could've been a rich man.

I also could have gotten aids because more than a few girls thought trying to shove their tongues down my throat would get them in, which it didn't.

Haha weren't you semi-pumped for this yesterday? Or were you just being sarcastic? :p

I was pumped because I figured it'd be entertaining, which it was, and because I was getting paid. I knew it'd be a lame show, ha.

I found out that because it's Canada day, I was making time and a half after midnight, which is solid.

Oh sweet. Makin' extra bills always is good times.

someone give me a cigarette

If you come down here I'll buy you some because I'm such a good person.

No spoilers please

meet me half way

Haha, we will meet up soon though, we can smoke cigars like tr00 bros.

i can suck yo dick like a true bro

Dude, did you know it's officially illegal to use the phone without a headset while driving.

Yeah, but you can only get busted for it if you're doing something else like speeding, you can't get pulled over for just talking on your phone.

I have a bluetooth though so it's not a real problem.

We've had that law in New York for a while, from what I've noticed cops don't really enforce it too well.

Well it's kinda hard to enforce... You call a cop on your cell as you drive past him, and unless you're breaking some other law that he can pull you over for, there's nothing he can do. I think.

Yep, that's true.

He can fart in your face

Well that's not illegal!

I bet it is in certain states under certain pretenses.

Maybe if the fart was lit on fire as to burn the other persons face idk...

or if it was sexual

duh retard.

in a hand shake type pretense

Fart fetish? idk

its cordial not sexual

listening to folkearth makes me feel like such a nerd

then I remember

I am a nerd.

go to a party nerd boy

I do! ;_;

Elite avatar Ronny.

Birdking pwns that album though. :o

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16449728]I do! ;_;[/QUOTE]

well then you're not a nerd!

where the hell is vince at?