[QUOTE=adbforever;18821215]in a platonic way.[/QUOTE]

i really don't think one piece of facial hair is going to determine whether chicks want my dick or not

but you're the expert

getting a haircut in a few min prob

will prob post comp chair pic

:lol:

people who lost their virginity in their 20s

:lol:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ApwXq.jpg[/IMG]

computer chair initiate

dude..

i know i'm stunning

ah Yes....this is it....maybe we can put together an ultimate Sputnik Computer Chair Mosaic Pic

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18821227]:lol:

people who lost their virginity in their 20s

:lol:[/QUOTE]

i prob wont even do that at this rate

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18821237]i prob wont even do that at this rate[/QUOTE]

im sorry bro :(

just get a hooker

thats pretty gay

[QUOTE=publicastration;18821222]i really don't think one piece of facial hair is going to determine whether chicks want my dick or not

but you're the expert[/QUOTE]

As a "chick" I think you look better without the 'stache.

This is all personal preference though, I truly don't care for 'staches, (but I dig beards on some guys)

Mapps, those contacts (?) look hella freaky.

dude i have no clue wtf is going on with my eyes in that pic haha

[QUOTE=shortz;18821243]As a "chick" I think you look better without the 'stache.[/quote]

its okay shortz black girls count as chicks

[QUOTE=Haz;18821191]steve is jesus

hail angmar[/QUOTE]


I can deal with this.

[QUOTE=publicastration;18821246]its okay shortz black girls count as chicks[/QUOTE]

lo...l? :confused:

im a girl and think you should shave it

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18821221]yeah, u see how u scum[/QUOTE]

[img]http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/9/97/Cook.jpg[/img]

haha yes

i wish i would have lost my virginity to a really good looking hooker

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18821240]just get a hooker[/QUOTE]

lol bro you ever seen philly hookers?

get a higher class escort then

he works enough can probably afford one

i should buy whores with my microworkers money

i dont think his situation is so desperate that he needs to hire a hooker

you dont have to need to idk do something crazy

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18821335]i should buy whores with my microworkers money[/QUOTE]

lol

do you know how many facebook likes that is just for a blowjob

[url]http://neworleans.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-fellas-im-back-in-town-60/5421305[/url]

durr

the whole escort thing seems really awkward

its too professional if im playing all that moneyi should be able to be like bitch dont talk just animal sex and leave

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18821346][url]http://neworleans.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-fellas-im-back-in-town-60/5421305[/url]

durr[/QUOTE]



hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

this is so many drunken bets waiting to happen

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AZxwj.jpg[/IMG]

:lol:

you look like an alien

lol

:lol: your fucking head is way to big for your puny body.

augury is sweet doe

your shit is an anagram of 'u, u r gay'

holy fuck no wonder he lost his virginity at age 24

-fucking huge ass misshapen nose

-steven tyler malformed lips

- a deathly pale complexion that would mortify a skeleton

- a complete waste of a human life

[IMG]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/fingersmccoy/183294_4933985970_501015970_10953_5717_n.jpg[/IMG]

i dont think you are as extraterrestrial