lol

I've never kicked a guys sack, I'm just that nice.

el oh el

I read that as kissed not kicked at first :-[

lmao

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]el oh el

I read that as kissed not kicked at first :-[[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i told my friend about it

for whatever reason he felt the need to lectureme about how its "not right" and how he's "not developed there yet" and all that ****

the kid balltapped me twice. no one would just let some bratty 12 year old get away with that. i couldnt push him off, i couldnt pull him off... so i kicked him. and i happened to connect with his sack

lawl, he's not developed there yet.

He is 12, most kids start "developing" around 11 or so.

My boobies aren't big yet I'm upset lawl.

im back from bed, whats up?

LAMO chels

Aww

Whoa, hi dave.

[QUOTE=Fish]im back from bed, whats up?

LAMO chels[/QUOTE]

lawl, couldn't get to sleep or something?

Yeah, I know I'm a lamo because I have a small chest.

Edit: I at least have a big bum.

i never went to bed actually :p, i havent even left my computer

lmao srsly?

There was a conversation about kicking testicles and I missed it... All I can say is, headbutting someone in the crotch is so bad compared to kicking.

[QUOTE=Fish]i never went to bed actually :p, i havent even left my computer[/QUOTE]
lurker

ehh now im gettin bored

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]ehh now im gettin bored[/QUOTE]
Go kick a guy in the nuts.

[QUOTE=Chill]lmao srsly?[/QUOTE]

srsly

justin: no. I had to log back in :(

did soup kick some guy in the nuts?

[QUOTE=AZNGuitaristDude101]Go kick a guy in the nuts.[/QUOTE]
wasn't that fun.

oic

And yeah, read back the last page or 2.

edit: to Dave

Soup:

oic

umm...kick your own nuts?

:p

12 year olds suck.

[QUOTE=Fish]srsly

justin: no. I had to log back in :(

did soup kick some guy in the nuts?[/QUOTE]
yea

i was at my friends house
as im leaving, her little brother (12 yrs old) gets a running start and leaps on me
while clining to me, he goes for my balls, for whatever reason. he doesnt get a direct hit, but gets me more than bad enough twice. i can't get him off no matter what, so I just kick him, and happen to connect with his nads. kid drops to the floor, i leave as i had meant to

who kicks their own nuts? <_<

[QUOTE]12 year olds suck.[/QUOTE]

post of the night..or.. morning

Haha, that's how old my brother is. I just realized that.

[QUOTE=Fish]srsly

[/QUOTE]

Haha, you're so stupid sometimes.

so like i've said, i normally dont go for people's balls... but this kid was clinging to me, and wouldnt get off. balltapped me twice, without reason. attacking him with my foot was my only source of defense at the time. my arms were busy holding him back/trying to defend my nads, and my other leg was keeping me up

[QUOTE=Chill]Haha, you're so stupid sometimes.[/QUOTE]

ouch :(

ITT Dave gets pwnd by Chels

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]so like i've said, i normally dont go for people's balls... but this kid was clinging to me, and wouldnt get off. balltapped me twice, without reason. attacking him with my foot was my only source of defense at the time. my arms were busy holding him back/trying to defend my nads, and my other leg was keeping me up[/QUOTE]
Wait how old are you?

How hard is it to fend off a 12 year old?

and i dont enjoy it :(

[QUOTE=Fish]ouch :([/QUOTE]

ilu reely

Justin: It's just what I do. :p

ha, so there's these things called Myachis
its pretty much a hacky sack for your hand. 3 inch bean bag toy... just a pouch with sand in it, really
check it out at [url]www.myachi.com[/url]


last night I made up this combo of tricks w/ Myachi... dubbed it the soup, after i was nicknamed on here ;-)

[QUOTE=Chill]ilu reely

Justin: It's just what I do. :p[/QUOTE]

do something else.. like have lesbian sex or something :(

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]Wait how old are you?

How hard is it to fend off a 12 year old?[/QUOTE]
I'm 15

and this kid's vicious. I'm not his first balltap victim either. And i mean this kid was seriously clinging to me with both hands, using one to hold himself up, and the other to attack me

i tried pulling him off but if i pushed him he would have nailed a table... if his head hit it hard, id have been screwed

i figured a kick and possible balltap was an easier/better route

chill, your username makes me want chili.

i dont know why.

[QUOTE=Fish]do something else.. like have lesbian sex or something :([/QUOTE]

Bu-bu-bu Jo isn't here and there aren't any hawt lesbians. And besides, it's almost 1 am.

Like I said, ilu reely.

Soup: Chili is omg so good.

double post

/kills soup

chels: U bIg MeenIe

/dies


damn it.


edit- (no double post here)

im goin for 1k tonight.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]Wait how old are you?

How hard is it to fend off a 12 year old?[/QUOTE]
12 year olds can be rough. My little bro is pretty aggressive. :-\

lawl @ Dave

Soup: It makes me want Jello...

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]I'm 15

and this kid's vicious. I'm not his first balltap victim either. And i mean this kid was seriously clinging to me with both hands, using one to hold himself up, and the other to attack me

i tried pulling him off but if i pushed him he would have nailed a table... if his head hit it hard, id have been screwed

i figured a kick and possible balltap was an easier/better route[/QUOTE]
What was his intent of trying to murder you?

You really should of tried flipping him over your head... ECW is preferable.

[QUOTE=AZNGuitaristDude101]12 year olds can be rough. My little bro is pretty aggressive. :-\

lawl @ Dave

Soup: It makes me want Jello...[/QUOTE]
If 12 year olds are 5'0 or under, there would be alot of sweet chin music.