107th coolest mxer :cool:

[QUOTE=shane italian]One day a really hot girl is going to want your balls and think your into some s'hit that you really aren't into...and in the end you won't tell her she's wrong. It happens.[/QUOTE]
Sure, when you meet someone new with different taste you might want to give there tastes a try, but in the end never change who you are.

50 somethingth.

[QUOTE=amostbitterseason]Sure, when you meet someone new with different taste you might want to give there tastes a try, but in the end never change who you are.[/QUOTE]
I'm not going to change who I am. But I might let a girl think some different things about me if it gets me a little fun.

[QUOTE=shane italian]I'm not going to change who I am. But I might let a girl think some different things about me if it gets me a little fun.[/QUOTE]
If you want to do that, whatever.

One time I convinced a girl I was into group sex so that I could have sex with her, even though all of her friends were in on it to. It was embarrassing.

Maybe if she assumes something on her own, I may not tell her but pretending you like certain bands and buying a skateboard...

Lying to get laid is fuc[color=white]king[/color] lame. If you have to trick a girl into having sex with you, you don't deserve her. Have some fuc[color=white]king[/color] integrity and some respect.

Who cares though? Let him do what he wants, it's his life.

Yeah, who thinks it's totally abnormal for a p'enis to curve left?

Dude my p[I]e[/I]nis, as well as everyone I know, curves to the left.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Who cares though? Let him do what he wants, it's his life.

Yeah, who thinks it's totally abnormal for a p'enis to curve left?[/QUOTE]
How big of a curve?

DUDE MINE IS CURVED TO THE LEFT TOO OMG TRIPLETZ

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]Dude my p[I]e[/I]nis, as well as everyone I know, curves to the left.[/QUOTE]
Well all of my friends' are totally straight...so they give me so much s'hit about it curving. Like it ALWAYS comes up. I'll meet a new person at a show and the first thing to be said is "This is Shane, he has a curvy dick!".

Mine is straight...

[IMG]http://members.shaw.ca/h-chartrand/images/Ch%2004%20Demand/Engel%20Curve%20Fig.%204.2.gif[/IMG]

That was the only curve I could find that was about the same as my *****.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Well all of my friends' are totally straight...so they give me so much s'hit about it curving. Like it ALWAYS comes up. I'll meet a new person at a show and the first thing to be said is "This is Shane, he has a curvy dick!".[/QUOTE]

Bull****, noones [SIZE=2]pe[/SIZE]nis is straight.

LOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOCAUST

:lol: :lol: :lol:

EDIT: /\/\/\ at the graph representation

Mine is straight.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Well all of my friends' are totally straight...so they give me so much s'hit about it curving. Like it ALWAYS comes up. I'll meet a new person at a show and the first thing to be said is "This is Shane, he has a curvy dick!".[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHA LOL'D HARD

Whatever. I've had sex with like 2 girls and all went well. But it still bothers me sometimes.

PS - mine is around the same angle as that picture. But it also like to lean to the left for some reason too at the base...but that's not a big deal since you can just pivot it any way you like.

lol we have bent weenies

I used to think it was because I jacked off with my right hand, so every once in awhile I would jack off with my left to try and straighten it back out.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]I used to think it was because I jacked off with my right hand, so every once in awhile I would jack off with my left to try and straighten it back out.[/QUOTE]
:lol:! I did the exact same thing.

Me too. I started doing that again recently in a last desparate stab at straight p[b][i][/b][/i]enishood.

Hahahaha, posers. UP THE STRAIGHT PENII!

Mine's a bit curved to the left.....maybe because my GF is right handed.

Bent *****, that's just weird.

you guys all have candy cane penises hahahahahahha

[QUOTE=amostbitterseason]Mine's a bit curved to the left.....maybe because my GF is right handed.[/QUOTE]
No you're one of us!

Just watch Black Hawk Down, then Rounders and now to watch Sin City.

Reiner what's your p[b][i][/b][/i]enis situation?

I think so far bent p[b][i][/b][/i]enises outnumber straight ones.