The following relates partly to real-life, and partly to MX.

It's only half serious.


[b]Riva:[/b]F[font=verdana]ucking Americans

[b]Jom:[/b]
What did we do now

[b]Riva:[/b]
You're all born without a fu[/font]cking sense of humour...
If it doesn't have fart jokes or a black joke you don't get it.
You don't get irony
You don't get sardony
You don't get facetiousness
You don't get cynicism
You have the basest, most disgusting grasp on sarcasm.
The entire US should slide into the sea. Well, it already is, but it should be doing it faster.

What's a black joke?

I don't get it.



LOLZ SEE I WENT WITH IT!

I wholeheartedly agree that the US needs to fall into the sea and be gone forever, but only after I move to Scotland and get the hell out of here first.

Hey guys... LOLZ TOMMORROW BE 420 MAD BLAZE IT UP DAWG

Trev get on AIM.

You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.

I think you're just mad at the fact that the US > Aussieland.

[quote=Diabolus in Musica]I think you're just mad at the fact that the US > Aussieland.[/quote]


I live in the US and know differently.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]I wholeheartedly agree that the US needs to fall into the sea and be gone forever, but only after I move to Scotland and get the hell out of here first.[/QUOTE]
hmmm...no.

[QUOTE=Riva] The following relates partly to real-life, and partly to MX.

It's only half serious.


Riva:****ing Americans

Jom:
What did we do now

Riva:
You're all born without a ****ing sense of humour...
If it doesn't have fart jokes or a black joke you don't get it.
You don't get irony
You don't get sardony
You don't get facetiousness
You don't get cynicism
You have the basest, most disgusting grasp on sarcasm.
The entire US should slide into the sea. Well, it already is, but it should be doing it faster.[/QUOTE]
Generalizations based on illegal immigrants and Mexicans ftw.

Ummm..... yes.

[QUOTE=Riva]You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.[/QUOTE]

Would you be happier if we made a "Kangaroo Jack 2"?

[QUOTE=Riva]You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.[/QUOTE]

I'm glad you live in America and experience our culture on a day to day basis man :).

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]I live in the US and know differently.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]Ummm..... yes.[/QUOTE]
Odd that people who tend to say that are typically high school dropouts with kids at 16 and a general ineptitude for life.

[QUOTE=Kage]hmmm...no.


Generalizations based on illegal immigrants and Mexicans ftw.[/QUOTE]

Are white, English speaking people from the US considered illegal immigrants and/or Mexicans?

[quote=Kage]Odd that people who tend to say that are typically high school dropouts with kids at 16 and a general ineptitude for life.[/quote]

Funny how I'm not one of those, eh? :p

Riva... that DVD set is AWESOME!

[QUOTE=ICB]Would you be happier if we made a "Kangaroo Jack 2"?[/QUOTE]

That was just one big race joke set in the outback.

[QUOTE=Riva]Are white, English speaking people from the US considered illegal immigrants and/or Mexicans?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure what crowd you're hanging out with that white Americans are like that, outside of high school of course.

[QUOTE=Riva]That was just one big race joke set in the outback.[/QUOTE]

I think we all know that American pop-culture sucks.

Yea the US sucks lol. I'm moving to Canada

/the old jumping-off-the-sinking-ship-and-therefore-sounding-intelligent philosophy.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]I think we all know that American pop-culture sucks.[/QUOTE]
American pop culture isn't too far off from other countries.

[QUOTE=Riva]You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, many Americans are just as sick of the same stupid movies coming out again and again.

I'd like to inform you all that I am very happy with where I live, and don't see too many problems.

Of course I'm totally ignorant, uneducated, and brainwashed by the government.

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]American pop culture isn't too far off from other countries.[/QUOTE]

OK, pop-culture in general sucks.

[QUOTE=Kage]I'm not sure what crowd you're hanging out with that white Americans are like that, outside of high school of course.[/QUOTE]

Univeristy students studying in Australia.
People on MX.
People I know on MSN.
General news and world issues.

Hell, you guys blocked an Aussie tourism ad for 7 months because it had the word "Beer" in it, and the tagline was: "Where the bloody hell are you?".

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Trust me, many Americans are just as sick of the same stupid movies coming out again and again.[/QUOTE]

No we aren't, we're all morons. Plus I heard the new "Scary Movie" has an even better fart joke than "Scary Movie 3". I'm super-excited.

Meh, I'm American, I'm not really offended or anything. I live here, I'm glad I live here, and that's it. :)

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Of course I'm totally ignorant, uneducated, and brainwashed by the government.[/QUOTE]
Blind faith FTW!!!!

[QUOTE=ICB]Meh, I'm American, I'm not really offended or anything. I live here, I'm glad I live here, and that's it. :)[/QUOTE]

Amen to that brotha.

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]Blind faith FTW!!!![/QUOTE]

Bush/Cheney 2008!

[QUOTE=Lunch]No we aren't, we're all morons. Plus I heard the new "Scary Movie" has an even better fart joke than "Scary Movie 3". I'm super-excited.[/QUOTE]


Yes! I hope it's wetter then the last one, and has better sustain.

Maybe somebody will get hit in the balls too.

[quote=Eleventeen]

Bush/Cheney 2008![/quote]


You, sir, are on crack. :p

[QUOTE=Riva]Univeristy students studying in Australia.
People on MX.
People I know on MSN.
General news and world issues.

Hell, you guys blocked an Aussie tourism ad for 7 months because it had the word "Beer" in it, and the tagline was: "Where the bloody hell are you?".[/QUOTE]
Think what you like, but it's like me saying things about Australia because I see it on the news and on the internet. YEZ EVERYTHING ON THE INTErNET IS INDEED TRUE.

And trusting the media as a source of information about the general culture of another area. :lol::lol: :lol::lol:


I've been places, I've been to Australia, Southeast Asia, China, Europe, New Zeland, and it all just made me even more glad that I live in the United States.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]You, sir, are on crack. :p[/QUOTE]

no u :p

[QUOTE=Riva]Univeristy students studying in Australia.
People on MX.
People I know on MSN.
General news and world issues.[/QUOTE]
Actually everyone I know in the US has pretty much the same humor as all the non-USers on MX so I really don't see why you have these generalizations about the US.

[quote=Eleventeen]no u :p[/quote]


Nope, clean for quite some time......

[QUOTE]Bush/Cheney 2008![/QUOTE]

:lol:

liek Bush is teh dictator lolz not my prezdent lolz hes stoopid

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]Nope, clean for quite some time......[/QUOTE]

I'm relatively clean... alchohol and pot are no big deal.

I think the US and Australia should go to war.

<<<American roots for Australia.....


^^^^alcohol ain't nothin but a thing........agrees

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]I think the US and Australia should go to war.

<<<American roots for Australia.....[/QUOTE]
Fuc[SIZE="2"]kin[/SIZE] commie

Yeah, whatever. Hey, I'm patriotic about Australia too. I'm just relating my personal experiences. Which is what you guys do too.

Of course, a big plus to my theory is none of you got the joke.