ask for it on your bday or something idk

aint much better in life bro, you gotta get that **** happening

Flamin' underground mutton.

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339684]ask for it on your bday or something idk[/QUOTE]

My bday isn't until January, too long to wait. I think I'll ask tomorrow, gonna be chilling with her all day pretty much.

cumming on a girls tits just isnt as satisfying as cumming in her mouth

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17339693]cumming on a girls tits just isnt as satisfying as cumming in her mouth[/QUOTE]

Nothing is as satisfying as that.

and less clean up. does she spit or swallow retired?

Sadly, spits. :[

same. Ive said to her afew times jus have a glass of water or something with it but still no dice.

what the ****

so the chick sends me a message again, she's getting weird now

and basically avoiding hanging out like some sort of plague

and she sent me this vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

wtffff

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339705]what the ****

so the chick sends me a message again, she's getting weird now

and basically avoiding hanging out like some sort of plague

and she sent me this vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

wtffff[/QUOTE]

That sucks, bro. :/

I mean she makes [I]me [/I]look extroverted

good god. But that vid is so out of character for her, I don't know what to think

I think if you could just get her to hang out with you once, you'd be so in.

is this the same one as recently??

yeah, she's ****ing the queen of mixed signals, holy ****

dude that must be sucking your nuts in, I mean if something was gonna happen it would of by now yeah?? and you've been having a bit of a crack?? almost not worth it

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339729]yeah, she's ****ing the queen of mixed signals, holy ****[/QUOTE]

Sounds like you're gonna have to make the first move. You need to be more aggressive and let your intentions be known.

just say, "no more games, suck my ****"

just say SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP

CAUSE IM ABOUT TO BREAK

an 8 year olds first breakdown

lol guys

jus tryna get a bro some

speaking of 8 year olds, the offspring were so good live it was wtf

probably because their songs aren't hard to play

pretty fly for a white guy

that's actually the only song that was kinda iffy live

haha thats pretty funny

the offspring were the best part of Idle Hands

No, Jessica Alba was the best part of Idle Hands.

no masturbating is the best part of idle hands

but then the hands aren't idle

the quote goes "idle hands spend time at the genitals"

niggas

i'll get the rope

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17339806]No, Jessica Alba was the best part of Idle Hands.[/QUOTE]

that too.

i watched idle hands lots of times when i was younger I could probably still quote most of it

what i would give to smoke weed, make out with jessica alba and kill seth green in the same day...

would you give your life savings

[i]to be with Michael[/i]

[QUOTE=Hollerdaddycaust;17339854]i watched idle hands lots of times when i was younger I could probably still quote most of it[/QUOTE]

I <3 that movie.