lol

[I]hey, its me Kyle

uhh...do you have genital warts???[/I]

[I]Do you like Slayer?[/I]

Kyle, just bang her. Like I said earlier, you probably won't be able to do much better. Just make sure she doesn't have any VDs.

EDIT @ adb: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Honestly idk she might she can't be that picky having f[B]u[/B]cked 15 guys and showing interest in Silverfang.

just remembered that South Park w/ the hippies

forgot they hate Slayer

[QUOTE=Ulthwe;17339590]Honestly idk she might she can't be that picky having f[B]u[/B]cked 15 guys and showing interest in Silverfang.[/QUOTE]

Nah dude it's a pretty sure thing... and btw nice avatar. :thumb:

I just got a call from a super hottie who lives 2 hours from me asking me to come over to drunk **** GODDAMNIT

[QUOTE=Ulthwe;17339590]Honestly idk she might she can't be that picky having f[B]u[/B]cked 15 guys and showing interest in Silverfang.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17339596]I just got a call from a super hottie who lives 2 hours from me asking me to come over to drunk **** GODDAMNIT[/QUOTE]

better get movin'

yeah John pack your bags and hit the road

Chicks always get really freaky when they are drunk. Freaky sex is luscious.

whatever im gonna sit here and read harry potter 6 **** that GOTTA BE FAITHFUL

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339557]do you have a foot fetish?

people who do creep me out tbh[/QUOTE]

foot fetish is alright but theres several variations of the foot fetish like the dirty foot fetish or the pedal pumping foot fetish which are a little more deeply buried psychologically

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69gPC1vE4fg

Foot fetishes are weird. I mean, I like nice feet but I would never ask my girl to jerk me off with her feet or ask her if I can cum on her feet, that **** is weird as hell.

yeah who'd wanna do that????

*runs away quickly*

I'll never look at you the same way
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17339627]Foot fetishes are weird. I mean, I like nice feet but I would never ask my girl to jerk me off with her feet or ask her if I can cum on her feet, that **** is weird as hell.[/QUOTE]

pretty much. If I see a animal photographs with foot jobs I skip ahead immediately or close it

I thought it was pretty weird when she asked me to rub lube on her boobs and tit **** her. I have no idea but that weirded me out. I'm totally OK with ****ing her in the *** but that was pretty weird to me tbh.

wtf I hate you

your asian chick has boobs big enough to **** weird

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17339640]your asian chick has boobs big enough to **** weird[/QUOTE]

34 C's, brah. Not all Asian chicks are flat chested, big misconception.

come on dude you have to trust us enough by now for pix elim isnt even around

Dude, if I had pics I would post them. And what does elim have to do with it?

ya we need evidence bro

I have a feeling she's a little chubby to have those kind of bewbs

but I wanna pic tbh

She ain't a chubster, lol.

how much does she weigh

She weighs about 110 lbs. She's five foot nothin'.

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339636]I'll never look at you the same way

[/QUOTE]

lolol jk bro. I do like myself a good pair of legs tho. please forgive me:[


[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17339637]I thought it was pretty weird when she asked me to rub lube on her boobs and tit **** her. I have no idea but that weirded me out. I'm totally OK with ****ing her in the *** but that was pretty weird to me tbh.[/QUOTE]

titty ****?? maybe if she was Gianna Michaels or somehting....

[QUOTE]She weighs about 110 lbs. She's five foot nothin'.[/QUOTE]goddamn

elim would photoshop her onto a nasum acover or someshit

[QUOTE=mathjic;17339663]lolol jk bro. I do like myself a good pair of legs tho.




titty ****?? maybe if she was Gianna Michaels or somehting....[/QUOTE]

You don't need ridiculously big boobs to be able to titty ****, bro.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17339662]She weighs about 110 lbs. She's five foot nothin'.[/QUOTE]


shorty, would be weird for me to have a girlfriend that short since I'm 6' 3", luckily my girlfriend is 5' 7".

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17339666]elim would photoshop her onto a nasum acover or somepoop[/QUOTE]

lol that's fine with me.

[QUOTE]lolol jk bro. I do like myself a good pair of legs tho.
[/QUOTE]
same here

as for titjobs, I want one so bad tbh

take a picture with your dick nigga idgaf

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17339667]You don't need ridiculously big boobs to be able to titty ****, bro.[/QUOTE]

very true, but i still wanna titty **** her anyway

Titty****ing seemed really hot when I was a virgin but now I'd rather just wreck that puss or ***.

God yes, and wreck it good

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17339662]She weighs about 110 lbs. She's five foot nothin'.[/QUOTE]

dude that is spot on like my missus, wierd.

pulling out, then titty **** and finishing off on the tits tbh

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339681]pulling out, then titty **** and finishing off on the tits tbh[/QUOTE]

I want to cum on her tits but I'm not sure how she'd feel about it.