I have to pass a drug test and i have no money, so ive been drinking water since 9 and i have 5 glasses of water down, im trying to do 2 glasses an hour. Im getting tested tuesday. Is there any other ways?

not doing drugs usually helps

You could have someone else pee into some sort of pump, and then attach that pump with a small hose or nozzle, and then right before the test insert the urine into your urinary tract and pee that out instead.

or drink the urine and piss it out

that doesnt work cause then it gets all mixed up with the drugs and stuff

shut up Iluvtoruinthefunatar

Hey Elimakesbadjokesator please stop being bossy kthx.

i wear the pants in this house

I have a crushcrushcrush :)

np: crushcrushcrush

i have a repeat

np: repeat

no secret secret?

[QUOTE=masterchaos;15560754]no secret secret?[/QUOTE]

none!

Community threads not being very community-like.

I procrastinate far too much. I was meant to get a haircut today and I didn't, and I was meant to learn stuff for exams all week and I didn't. Oh well.

I just woke up for the second time today.

Guys seriously should I get a scene haircut to match my chick or should I just get it really short and look vaguely jock-y.

You sound equally douchey either way.

grow it long

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15560883]Guys seriously should I get a scene haircut to match my chick or should I just get it really short and look vaguely jock-y.[/QUOTE]

scene and post pics

kk scene it is

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15560883]Guys seriously should I get a scene haircut to match my man or should I just get it really short and look vaguely jock-y.[/QUOTE]

you just answered your own question

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15560699]I have a crushcrushcrush :)

np: crushcrushcrush[/QUOTE]

i have such a big crush that the person i was crushing on got crushed themself!!!

guys i stopped being gay like 2 months ago ok lets stop bringing it up

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15561036]guys i stopped being gay like 2 months ago ok lets stop bringing it up[/QUOTE]

Lies

NP: The Rudy Banes Shutdown - How Do You Crack the Egg?

Iluvatar, shut up.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15560693]Hey Elimakesbadjokesator please stop being bossy kthx.[/QUOTE]

ELIMMAKESGOODJOKESBECAUSEIMPRETTYSUEHETRIESTOBETHAILLESTKTHX

stfuxmappyxstraightxedgexhardxcorex

I couldnt get my haircut because the place was closed.

LAAAAME.

Illiminator.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15561362]I couldnt get my haircut because the place was closed.

LAAAAME.[/QUOTE]

Thats just an excuse so we don't make fun of your homosexual hair cut.

I hate getting my haircut. I always look 2-3 years younger.