brent gives a bad name to all gay guys around the world

smokin a bowl and playin skyrim, alles gut

wut r u guice doin?

playin nba 2k11

my guy is tearin it up for the lakerz

just got 2k12 last night, shit is kinda weird, can't cheese pick n rolls anymore

waiting for my dad to finish dinner. moose and fries. sick.

look, im about to whip it out, and im gonna urinate all over this room and YOU WILL WISH I did not ingest all that asparagus

Moose is delicious, haven't had it in ages though.

i've only played 2k12 for like a game and a half but i liked it more than 11

just ate moose & whale. the manliest meal on earth.

i went on a date last night let me know if you guys have any questions

i have one

was it with a blow-up doll?

the saddest thing is that brent has better luck with girls than me

fuck

Brent is Alpha, you are Beta.

yes I am

this girl is so confusing, I have no idea if I'm friend zoned or what.

if you don't know then you probably are, but there's probably still time to make a move.

Make sure you stick to asking alpha users like Me, Gottapost and ADB for advice.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18767711]i have one[/QUOTE]

okay let's hear it

I also have one.

yes, boobz bumz n tumz do indeed rawk

Did you show her the pic of all your monies on the floor?

:lol:

lol

now why would i do that

dont be jelly man

got a new follower on twitter

it's a site i've been working at for the past year

/whiteguyproblems

:lol:

Why would you show anyone a pic of money on the floor - so she thinks you are cool.

:lol:

instant jelly

i thought you were known for maintaining your composure

since when?

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18767708]i went on a date last night let me know if you guys have any questions[/QUOTE]

yes, what should i have for lunch i can make pbj or warm up some fried chicken

The money on the floor!

:lol:

malc whatever you decide dont waste your own jelly, hnd's right here