[QUOTE=Corkofski]i would watch it, but i dnt have a tv in my room and my parents ae dwnstairs...[/QUOTE]
There are far better penises on the internet anyway.

Just watch it infront of them...
My mother used to make it a point to watch the shows I found the most uncomfortable to either get me out of the room or initiate 'the talk'.
It backfired, because everytime she wants to watch TV with me, I flip it to the most vulgar crap I can find.

god... this coffee is strong...

black coffee, 3 teaspoons, no sugar...

[QUOTE=faith+1]Whatever, Thought you would like this (Probably have already seen it)
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=138242861598716315&q[/url]

They play a very orgasmic version of trains.[/QUOTE]
Faith I'm listening to trains right now. Its awesome :cool:

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Im actually banned, clearly :rolleyes:

You're the first actual person to notice[/QUOTE]

I did that a while back, before anyone knew me (now im Mr.Popular :cool: ) and people thought I was banned.

[QUOTE=\m/ Wrathchild \m/]Faith I'm listening to trains right now. Its awesome :cool:[/QUOTE]
:Cool:


@obscurity: What! Work?! Oh man that sucks! :p

my 18" vault came today. it sounds great. the bell is a lot bigger than it looks in sabians pictures.

if your looking for a safe person to buy cymbals from on ebay, umakemusic is great. prices are pretty much what you can get at massmusic, so dont bid too much higer than starting. the cymbal was wrapped in literally 10 feet of bubblewrap along with some of those big air bags.

[QUOTE]EDIT:wrathchild, is this stephen wilson you speak of happen to live in lititz, pa, because he might be my neighbor.[/QUOTE] He lives in england.

[QUOTE=faith+1]He lives in england.[/QUOTE]

ok, i also noticed she spelled it with a "v", not "ph"

[url]http://www.ukuleledisco.com/jake[/url]

I'm suddenly filled with a desire to get a ukelele.
That guy is awesome.

I can play that song on guitar :cool:

Can someone find or give me a drumless Tom Sawyer? I can find YYZ, Limelight, Passage to Bengkok but thats it.

I'm working on Tom Sawyer at the moment.

I don't like being the child of union workers.
I can't stand when we have discussions about cars in class because I always freak out on the moron who wants a Toyota or some japanese made hunk of trash.
Just once I'd like to be able to abstain from those convorsations, but nooo.

Today just took an interesting turn as i have a 19 year old pregnant chick hitting on me.

[QUOTE=Massik Kretal]Can someone find or give me a drumless Tom Sawyer? I can find YYZ, Limelight, Passage to Bengkok but thats it.

I'm working on Tom Sawyer at the moment.[/QUOTE]
where did you find those drumless?

[QUOTE]I don't like being the child of union workers.
I can't stand when we have discussions about cars in class because I always freak out on the moron who wants a Toyota or some japanese made hunk of trash.
Just once I'd like to be able to abstain from those convorsations, but nooo.[/QUOTE]Well, Toyota Manufacture good cars. I have never seen an intermittent problem on one. You are correct about foreign cars though, When I worked at a public garage those were what we saw the most, and were the hardest to fix. I have seen some dumb kids do dumb stuff to there Scions, honda etc. Some kid told me he pulled off the fuel pressure regulator to go faster :lol: :lol: What a dumba[B]s[/B]s

I actually like Japanese cars, even though some can be a little cramped, especially when you're 190 cm (6' 2 1/2'') tall... but they're nice to drive.

Ricers, woo!

Our old Toyota Corolla wagon lasted for ages... thing was still kickin when we got rid of it too.

It's not so much the cars are bad, but it's more that you don't care about all of the American people losing their jobs because nobody wants to buy GM cars. My parents were about two months away from losing their jobs last year.
Complaining that GM cars aren't environmentally friendly enough is a load of crap. They have some of the most economic cars in the world in Europe, but when they introduce them to the American market, you retards wont buy them.Plus, Toyota doesn't get any more miles to the gallon than any other small car.
Plus, the Japanese make the ugliest cars known to man. The Honda Element? COME ON! Go buy a friggen short bus. It's better looking.

[QUOTE]I sctually like Japanese cars, even though some can be a little cramped, especially when you're 190 cm (6' 2 1/2'') tall... but they're nice to drive.[/QUOTE] Im 6'5 heh. Some Japanese cars are better than others. Same with american cars. Actually nowadays, How the market is aimed at younger kids, and cheaper prices. American cars are getting made worse (No money from major demographics) It isnt like Japanese cars are being built any better either. The Good thing for that is, if I ever go work at a normal garage again (Planing on in the future) It will bring in more cars for me to work on.

[QUOTE]It's not so much the cars are bad, but it's more that you don't care about all of the American people losing their jobs because nobody wants to buy GM cars.[/QUOTE]Yep you beat me too it.

Cars are getting uglier and uglier.

True.
The Solstice is sexier than hell, though.

[QUOTE=poppinfresh]where did you find those drumless?[/QUOTE]

Music4drums.com or something like that and bateristapd.com or something like that lol

[QUOTE=Pespi]Complaining that GM cars aren't environmentally friendly enough is a load of crap. They have some of the most economic cars in the world in Europe, but when they introduce them to the American market, you retards wont buy them.[/QUOTE]
Don't blame me! :p I don't have a car, plus I live in Europe, so the American market isn't my thing, really.
[QUOTE=Pespi]Plus, the Japanese make the ugliest cars known to man. The Honda Element? COME ON! Go buy a friggen short bus. It's better looking.[/QUOTE]
The Honda Element is a horrible looking car, I agree.

All these boxy pieces of crap are ugly :/

[QUOTE=faith+1]Im 6'5 heh.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes: That's quite tall... it's not often I have to bend my neck alot to look someone in the face, but you, my giant friend, would force me to do just that :p

:lol: These made me laugh my *** off:

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

:lol: Random I know

haha that's good stuff

Evening all :wave:

My favorites:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.......twice.

Chuck Norris has a nightlight in his room...not because Chuck Norris fears the dark, but because the dark fears Chuck Norris.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SCREW CHUCK NORRIS!
That crap has been around for over a year and all of a sudden everybody is obsessed with it! Make it stop!

Some more:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a Beard.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to
stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets
with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged goodlooks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the
gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wiseman, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris-more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from dark side-dealing Deceptions and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb in Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and **** on their
floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said," Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He
came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

OHHHHHH!
I got one!

Chuck Norris was on Walker Texas Ranger!






:upset:

I actually agree, Chuck Norris quotes are overrated. Those were pretty funny though.

Yeah first time I heard them.

One day Chuck was running down I-95. A Volvo ran over chuck, 16 people died.

They put chuck on border patrol in 1997 they had to take him off because every labor company went out of business.


^Both suck^ I made em up :cool:

If you aren't nice, I will post Vin Diesel and Mr. T quotes, too...

Chuck Norris doesnt use a hammer to nail thing's down, he STARES them down.

That ones mine lol.

What's that on your avi Hope Eternal?
It looks so friendly :p

what's that in your avi ryan
looks disgusting :lol:

jk :lol: