if emh ever falls in love I will seriously laugh my ass off

who wants to fall for a guy who can't understand human emotion :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18817377]ok i will[/QUOTE]

wow that must be shitty to know that at an ex junkie who only knows about sonic is doing way better in life than you huh? Funny how you think you're superior.

wow a normal guy has a better life laid out for him than an aspie

what a surprise

[QUOTE=blockhead;18817387]wow that must be shitty to know that at an ex junkie who only knows about sonic is doing way better in life than you huh? Funny how you think you're superior.[/QUOTE]

i never said i was superior
enjoy your life and ill enjoy mine

can you name one time when i said i was superior?

[QUOTE=publicastration;18817385]why[/QUOTE]
wondering why you chose bartending

i guess there are other functions though than what i said

bartending is probably a good way to learn to be annoyed with alcohol

[QUOTE=publicastration;18817383]i mean good for you sam but i dont know what you're trying to prove im still in the process of going to school and shit[/QUOTE]

well i tried to give you advice and you called me a junkie so i pointed out that despite that my situation is still better. but you know i like you ethan i'm just givin you a hard time

now let me get back to EMH

$270 for a bike is pretty cheap idk why you guys are being such dicks. lots of non-hipsters ride fixies btw (even though his isn't one), they're called couriers.

[QUOTE=adb;18817386]if emh ever falls in love I will seriously laugh my ass off

who wants to fall for a guy who can't understand human emotion :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]

but you're always laughing so there won't be any difference

[QUOTE=(*The Sacred Chao*);18817392]wondering why you chose bartending

i guess there are other functions though than what i said

bartending is probably a good way to learn to be annoyed with alcohol[/QUOTE]

its good money if you're good and get into the right place

[QUOTE=blockhead;18817393]well i tried to give you advice [/QUOTE]

oh thats what you call it? :lol:

[QUOTE=blockhead;18817393]well i tried to give you advice and you called me a junkie so i pointed out that despite that my situation is still better. but you know i like you ethan i'm just givin you a hard time

now let me get back to EMH[/QUOTE]

cool when you're done with me make sure you cry to tyler about how i start fights

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18817400]cool when you're done with me make sure you cry to tyler about how i start fights[/QUOTE]
wahhh wahhh

'cause ima voodoo child baby

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18817390]i never said i was superior
enjoy your life and ill enjoy mine

can you name one time when i said i was superior?[/QUOTE]

Well you never [I]said[/I] it, but you constantly imply it. Do you know what that word means? You constantly use diction and syntax that implies you're better than other people. Also constantly saying "someone who only knows about drugs and Sonic" pretty clearly implies that you think you're better than me.

But let's go over the facts:

Positives about EMH:

-Tons of pop culture knowledge!

Negatives:

-Fat

-Autistic

-Virgin

-Hipster

-Works at Old Navy because that's just the best he can do

im ashamed to share a birthday with jimi hendrix

[QUOTE=blockhead;18817404]Well you never [I]said[/I] it, but you constantly imply it. Do you know what that word means? You constantly use diction and syntax that implies you're better than other people. Also constantly saying "someone who only knows about drugs and Sonic" pretty clearly implies that you think you're better than me.

But let's go over the facts:

Positives about EMH:

-Tons of pop culture knowledge!

Negatives:

-Fat

-Autistic

-Virgin

-Hipster

-Works at Old Navy because that's just the best he can do[/QUOTE]

i never implied that i was superior to anyone here
if you see it that way that's your own fault

pros: knows when his birthday is

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18817406]i never implied that i was superior to anyone here
if you see it that way that's your own fault[/QUOTE]

:lol: If you don't understand how calling me a junkie then saying all i know about is videogames, drugs and punk isn't implying you're better than me then you have pretty severe autism. Son you do realize that one of the main symptoms of that is lack of comprehension and trouble communicating right?

Maybe you didn't mean to imply that but you were too retarded to communicate what you meant.

i know what i was communicating. and since you clearly don't know the first thing about asperger's or any form of autism, i would suggest you stop going on like you do before you make yourself like a douche but you're going to do that anyway

working at old navy seems to upset you a lot.

[QUOTE]But let's go over the facts:

Positives about EMH:

-Tons of pop culture knowledge!

Negatives:

-Fat

-Autistic

-Virgin

-Hipster

-Works at Old Navy because that's just the best he can do[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QyX6J.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18817411]working at old navy seems to upset you a lot.[/QUOTE]
it sure upsets me that someone who knows about pop culture is folding my clothes

lol

how would a virgin know about pants

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18817410]i know what i was communicating. and since you clearly don't know the first thing about asperger's or any form of autism, i would suggest you stop going on like you do before you make yourself like a douche but you're going to do that anyway[/QUOTE]

Aspergers is a form of autism where you have trouble understanding emotions, facial expressions, have a lack of comprehension and difficulty communicating. People with aspergers often have poor social skills and trouble knowing when things are and aren't appropriate. That's off the top of my head I know there's more. Obviously calling you retarded is hyperbole but you don't seem to grasp that.

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18817411]working at old navy seems to upset you a lot.[/QUOTE]

there you go again with your misreading emotions and lack of comprehension.

laughing at you is not the same as upset. In fact, it pleases me to know that's the best you can do.

maybe i should be nicer to you Liam. You're just a fat, autistic virgin in a world you can't understand. :(

I see that EMH has been sufficiently told. On that note I'm going to bed.

yeah i sure learned my lesson

EMH you bringing down the cred of Liam's on this forum mate, get laid and get not autistic ffs.

[QUOTE=adb;18817375]emh has a comfy job at OLD NAVY

too bad he'll always have aspergers...does he even know what happiness is?? :lol:[/QUOTE]

is this supposed to be insulting or something? what the fuck?

sup dawgs

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18817461] get laid and get not autistic ffs.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

adb logic:
you have a job and the same developmental disorder as me = scathing insult

mappy logic:
assign people with mental diseases they don't have, deny alcoholism and white trash lifestyle

you're definitely somewhere on the autism spectrum bro

also, riddle me this

if alcoholism is a progressive disorder, how come i've been drinking less and less yearly since 2009?

and how come i don't become immediately depressed (or depressed in general, probably should state this considering your lack of intellect) when sobering up from drinking?

because i've been trolling you since 2009 idiot

Oh my God, a 24 year old scene kid repeatedly calls me an alcoholic every time I make fun of him and admittedly doesn't know what alcoholism actually is, I'm so offended, how did I get trolled so hard?

I feel like I'll never be able to use a vibrator on a girl, that's how low I feel right now.

im so scene, i like all the scene bands. I do so many scene things. I'm just a scene lover with a ton of scene friends and scene interests. sleeve tats plugs suicide silence warped tour 2007

Your interests are irrelevant, you dress like every single 17 year old who went to Poison The Well shows in 2006, myself included (although I wore colors).

oh shit, I wear band shirts to shows - that means I dress like a 17 year old. you totally have seen my wardrobe, I model it here on sputnikmusic.

how many times is this conversation gonna be had

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