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MBS 08-02-2005 05:24 PM

[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]*black woman voice*

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HIGH ON?

I'M HIGH ON JE-SUS![/QUOTE]

*another black woman*

YEAH SIS-TAH!


/pointless spam. :upset:

Lord Abortion 08-02-2005 05:25 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]:lol: I am still curious as to how you pulled that off
[/QUOTE]
:eek:
nearly used stupid naughty smiley but that would be stupid

here is some light music
[B]dream theater- octavarium (track)[/B]
hxxp://s53.yousendit.com/d.php?id=ZWE7YPC06J4E7ANZYX1RB40

Shred Danson 08-02-2005 05:32 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]:lol: I am still curious as to how you pulled that off


/Expects story time



NP: Tool - Lateralus[/QUOTE]

Gather 'round young children, it's time for storytime with ICB.

*Based on a true story*

Trevor was having difficulties with getting his laptop's internet connection to work properly without interruption ever since he had moved to the magical land of lollipops and naked midgets, Kentucky. The telephone wire, which was made specifically for said laptop, was really faulty and usually diconnected Trevor from the internet. One day, the rage built as Trev was looking up po...er...uh...sports scores on the web, and the connection gave out again. Trev tried logging back on for about an hour, but to know avail. "(CURSE WORD)!" exclaimed Trev. At that moment, the computer froze, thus adding even more fuel to the burning fire that was Trev's rage.

Trev then kicked the computer screen, and...well, the computer died. The laptop was an old piece of crap, anyway, so justice was done.

Moral of the story: Old people need to be recycled.

Congratulations 08-02-2005 05:33 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Gather 'round young children, it's time for storytime with ICB.

*Based on a true story*

Trevor was having difficulties with getting his laptop's internet connection to work properly without interruption ever since he had moved to the magical land of lollipops and naked midgets, Kentucky. The telephone wire, which was made specifically for said laptop, was really faulty and usually diconnected Trevor from the internet. One day, the rage built as Trev was looking up po...er...uh...sports scores on the web, and the connection gave out again. Trev tried logging back on for about an hour, but to know avail. "(CURSE WORD)!" exclaimed Trev. At that moment, the computer froze, thus adding even more fuel to the burning fire that was Trev's rage.

Trev then kicked the computer screen, and...well, the computer died. The laptop was an old piece of crap, anyway, so justice was done.

Moral of the story: Old people need to be recycled.[/QUOTE]


That story brought a tear to my eye:' (

RCA 08-02-2005 05:39 PM

What the "(CURSE WORD)?"

Awesome story, Trev. :lol:

Shred Danson 08-02-2005 05:40 PM

*bows*

*expects shortass to report me for said story :lol:

Six Foot Revolver 08-02-2005 05:46 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]*bows*

*expects shortass to report me for said story :lol:[/QUOTE]
:lol: STFU :p, you know I love you really Trev :upset:. The story was very amusing as well Trev :-*

Shred Danson 08-02-2005 05:49 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]:lol: STFU :p, you know I love you really Trev :upset:. The story was very amusing as well Trev :-*[/QUOTE]

If you loved me so much, you'd get AIM so I could ridic...er...talk to you more often! :angry: Sum'bitch.

:lol:

Moses 08-02-2005 05:56 PM

Heh, I went to Best Buy and got Leviathan and Rachmaninoff Piano Concertos.

Shred Danson 08-02-2005 05:57 PM

[QUOTE=Moses]Heh, I went to Best Buy and got Leviathan and Rachmaninoff Piano Concertos.[/QUOTE]

Wow, two very different CDs, haha...

How are you likeing (lieking) Leviathan so far?

Rothmans 08-02-2005 05:59 PM

Remission is well better than leviathan.

Moses 08-02-2005 05:59 PM

I've had Leviathan off of the internet save for a few songs but I decided that it deserved my money. Great album.

NP:I am Ahab

I like Leviathan better than Remission.

Rothmans 08-02-2005 06:04 PM

Oh yeah I will have a cult of Luna thread up soon hopefully so dont ignore this one like you did to my neurosis one :angry:

Moses 08-02-2005 06:06 PM

Everyone is doing their own FA's and I was doing it before it was cool. My Rachmaninoff one will be up tomorrow.

Six Foot Revolver 08-02-2005 06:06 PM

[QUOTE=Moses]Everyone is doing their own FA's and I was doing it before it was cool. My Rachmaninoff one will be up tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
I was doing them before anyone only they didn't have a name back then :mad:

Rothmans 08-02-2005 06:08 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]I was doing them before anyone only they didn't have a name back then :mad:[/QUOTE]


Mine do not have a name it is just like Neurosis : A nice introduction

This one Just Cult of Luna and I know there is a few fans around here aswell.

Moses 08-02-2005 06:09 PM

Well I'm doing the most ignored ones.

Illmatic 08-02-2005 07:17 PM

[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]*black woman voice*

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HIGH ON?

I'M HIGH ON JE-SUS![/QUOTE]

That was James Brown, not a black woman.

Shred Danson 08-02-2005 07:23 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That was James Brown, not a black woman.[/QUOTE]

R&M awkward moment #673.

So yeah, anyone here love Skynyrd as much as me? /avoids making another crappy thread.

NP: Lynyrd Skynyrd- All I Can Do Is Write About It

RCA 08-02-2005 07:24 PM

I like Skynyrd, yes, but not as much as some people around here.

Arucard 08-02-2005 07:25 PM

So i just had the scariest dream ever, annoyingly linked to the fact that im very ill. I woke up screaming, that hasn't happened for a while, but for now, im going to try and get some more sleep.

RCA 08-02-2005 07:27 PM

What was the dream about?

Illmatic 08-02-2005 07:28 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]R&M awkward moment #673.

So yeah, anyone here love Skynyrd as much as me? /avoids making another crappy thread.

NP: Lynyrd Skynyrd- All I Can Do Is Write About It[/QUOTE]

They have a few good songs. Free Bird sucks, though.

MBS 08-02-2005 07:28 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That was James Brown, not a black woman.[/QUOTE]

He said he was high on God, not Jesus.

RCA 08-02-2005 07:29 PM

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Quoted because I got the last post of the page that no one reads. :([/QUOTE]

I've been meaning to read that book, but I'll read it after I finish the book Lucas recommended.

It was good though?

Illmatic 08-02-2005 07:30 PM

[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]He said he was high on God, not Jesus.[/QUOTE]

Whoops.

madey: no one cares because The Da Vinci Code sucks and so does Dan Brown

Shred Danson 08-02-2005 07:31 PM

[QUOTE=RCA]What was the dream about?[/QUOTE]

Your mom :p .



[quote=Ray]They have a few good songs. Free Bird sucks, though.[/quote]

Eh, I like Freebird. People just hate the guitar solo :lol: .

Arucard 08-02-2005 07:31 PM

Vaguely : I get a wierd taste in my mouth when something bad is happening when im asleep, from dreams about a radio that kills you if you listen to it and me destroying the world because of losing at Bowling to the Devil.

So i get the taste, and suddenly realise that i feel 4/5 times heavier than usual, and that i keep multiplying in weight and number, and that everyone starts doing this and i think i got upto the point when the World ended when i woke up screaming. It didn't stop there though, i went downstairs for a drink and thought i still had all this weight, and when i got to the fridge i couldn't move. I snapped myself out of it, ran upstairs on sat down to attempt to stop feeling so big.

Im so lame :(

MBS 08-02-2005 07:32 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Whoops.[/QUOTE]

But Jesus, God, they're the same things aren't they?

RCA 08-02-2005 07:32 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Your mom :p .[/QUOTE]

:angry:

[QUOTE=ISEEBEE]Eh, I like Freebird. People just hate the guitar solo :lol: [/QUOTE]

I want the entire cast of Monty Python and the Holy Grail to come out and say "GET ON WITH IT!" whenever that solo comes on. :p

Madey: Ah, good. I'll get around to reading it sometime. :thumb:

Arucard 08-02-2005 07:34 PM

[QUOTE=madeyadams]YES! So good. It's on Tool's books to read list. lawl. /fangirl.. Jake is reading it too.

Ray: shut up, black man.[/QUOTE]

I'm reading the new Jeffery Deaver book, and im greatly dissapointed. Didn't live upto his last two books or The Blue Nowhere atall.

Illmatic 08-02-2005 07:34 PM

[QUOTE=madeyadams]YES! So good. It's on Tool's books to read list. lawl. /fangirl.. Jake is reading it too.

Ray: shut up, black man.[/QUOTE]

No.

The Da Vinci Code is terrible.

Arucard 08-02-2005 07:36 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]No.

The Da Vinci Code is terrible.[/QUOTE]

123'd. I don't get the hype atall, its poorly written and the conspiracy theories are just annoying.

Shred Danson 08-02-2005 07:36 PM

Anybody ever read the Bible?

Yeah that's a good book.

/skipped to the end.

Illmatic 08-02-2005 07:38 PM

[QUOTE=madeyadams]You haven't even read it.

Just because your girlfriend said it sucked, means you can't say that, because YOU first-hand, have not read it.[/QUOTE]

What can I say? I'll trust her opinion on it.

MBS 08-02-2005 07:44 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Anybody ever read the Bible?

Yeah that's a good book.

/skipped to the end.[/QUOTE]

I only read 'Revelation' because it's all about death and destruction and the end of the world.

RCA 08-02-2005 07:44 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Anybody ever read the Bible?

Yeah that's a good book.

/skipped to the end.[/QUOTE]

Bible 2 is WAY better. :thumb:

RCA 08-02-2005 07:47 PM

[QUOTE=madeyadams]/sign: John 3:16

"And the Lord said.. Go Sox.."[/QUOTE]

I have a sign like that, but it says:

"And on the seventh day, the Lord gave the Sox a series victory."

Illmatic 08-02-2005 07:49 PM

On the 7th day, God looked at His creation and smiled.

Then He panicked as He realized He had left weed and shrooms on His creation.

So He made Republicans.

RCA 08-02-2005 07:50 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]On the 7th day, God looked at His creation and smiled.

Then He panicked as He realized He had left weed and shrooms on His creation.

So He made Republicans.[/QUOTE]

:lol: x 9045789237523

Oh god, my legs went numb.


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