but now im more humble ;)

Whoa, I laid on a couch last night with a girl next to me last night!

She was my age and we weren't even related!

She was even white!

whoa dude

did you do anything

She wouldn't let me in her pants, something about bleeding!? I dunno! But I tried to make her nipple hard, and it wasn't working correctly.

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]She wouldn't let me in her pants, something about bleeding!? I dunno! But I tried to make her nipple hard, and it wasn't working correctly.[/QUOTE]
dude how old are you

and she was on her period :amaze: :confused: :amaze:

Hellz yeah, I liked her boobies too. They fit my hands nice.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]Hellz yeah, I liked her boobies too. They fit my hands nice.[/QUOTE]
mmm

well thats always a good thing

[QUOTE=MetalCoreRocker]dude how old are you

and she was on her period :amaze: :confused: :amaze:[/QUOTE]


14. I think I hate it when girls have their periods, especially this one, you know, since she's totally non-virgin.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]14. I think I hate it when girls have their periods, especially this one, you know, since she's totally non-virgin.[/QUOTE]
that must suck

[B]big[/B] balls :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]She wouldn't let me in her pants, something about bleeding!? I dunno! But I tried to make her nipple hard, and it wasn't working correctly.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It wasn't working correctly. :lol: :lol:

Haha yeah, I had the biggest boner of my life lastnight. She said it was noticably bigger than last time she..saw it. Yes, saw it. I've never had an orgasm from something other than my hand.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It wasn't working correctly. :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]
youve got a point

And she kept thinking I was trying to give her a wedgie, when I was really just playing with her thong and *** cheeks.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]Haha yeah, I had the biggest boner of my life lastnight. She said it was noticably bigger than last time she..saw it. Yes, saw it. I've never had an orgasm from something other than my hand.[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha


[SIZE=7]thats funny[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]And she kept thinking I was trying to give her a wedgie, when I was really just playing with her thong and *** cheeks.[/QUOTE]
whoa dude

too much info

Shut the f'uck up. How is that too much info, it would be to much info if she whipped out a dick and put it in my asss.

[QUOTE=MetalCoreRocker]hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha


[SIZE=7]thats funny[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
No. "It wasn't working correctly" is still funnier.

I was trying to get it to atleast "i can stab you with my nipple" level, but I swear, it was faulty.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]Shut the f'uck up. How is that too much info, it would be to much info if she whipped out a dick and put it in my asss.[/QUOTE]

no dude that would just suck

yeah

kind of, i guess.

[QUOTE=MetalCoreRocker]no dude that would just suck[/QUOTE]
especially if it was bigger than yours

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

i better watch what i say i dont want to get flamed again

I don't think that's possible, it was looking f'ucking massive lastnight. I'm not trying to brag or anything, but it must have eaten it's wheaties.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]I don't think that's possible, it was looking f'ucking massive lastnight. I'm not trying to brag or anything, but it must have eaten it's wheaties.[/QUOTE]

thats a good one

was she like horny enough to do it but then she ended up bleeding :confused:

cuz that would really suck

Yes, the most horny girl i've ever met.

yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy i reached one hundred post now only 900 to go before i get a thousand

[QUOTE=MetalCoreRocker]yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy i reached one hundred post now only 900 to go before i get a thousand[/QUOTE]
well i gotta go party now


bye yalll :thumb: :wave: :wave:

latorz.

you mean your going to pretend to party, but realy your gonna go whack off

That's what I drew from it!

i just got a new pair of docs. i'm going to be a skinhead for halloween.

boots and braces, oi! oi! oi!

Mother f[SIZE=2]uck[/SIZE]

I don't have a good costume. It'll just be a crappy pirate.

Just put pillows underneath baggy clothes and say your a couch.

Haha, at my old house in MN, the people that moved in had a kid that was in an electric wheelchair because he had shaken baby syndrome (HAHAHAHAHA). He was a firetruck for Halloween - they put a painted cardboard box over him. I think that is funny sh[SIZE=2]i[/SIZE]t.

HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!

His parents fu[I]c[/I]ked him up when he was an infant and they try to cover it up by making him a firetruck.

Hahaha, thats the initial plan...