[QUOTE=e p]That would be attempted rape then.[/QUOTE]


Well, yeah. But attempted rape by senior citizen is just a crime against nature

Thats messed up man...

If she was in her 20's or 30's it wouldn't have been so disturbing.

Ok, I'm done. 30$ in quarters. That makes a total of 56$ of rolled change. I'm goin to the credit union tomorow :cool:




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Funknbass, have you heard of Return to Forever (Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea, Al DiMeola)?

Sweet jazz group

[QUOTE=gaslight]Thats messed up man...

If she was in her 20's or 30's it wouldn't have been so disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah .. .and if she was hott :naughty:




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Well I figure that was a given :p. If she wasn't hot then just freak out! He should have punched the old lady in the face.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Yeah .. .and if she was hott :naughty:




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Like the bowflex commercial granny

:naughty: :lol:

That lady is [I]fine[/I].

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Funknbass, have you heard of Return to Forever (Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea, Al DiMeola)?

Sweet jazz group[/QUOTE]

I think so, whats one of thier songs.

[QUOTE=gaslight]Well I figure that was a given :p. If she wasn't hot then just freak out! He should have punched the old lady in the face.[/QUOTE]

No, because then she'd have been like "He assaulted me, and then tried to RAPE me!!!"




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If he punched her out hard enough she wouldn't remember :).

[QUOTE=gaslight]If he donkey-punched her out hard enough she wouldn't remember :).[/QUOTE]


:lol:




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[QUOTE=FUNKNBASS]I think so, whats one of thier songs.[/QUOTE]


Musicmagic, The Romantic Warrior, Sorceress, Duel of the Jester and the Tyrant, So Long Mickey Mouse

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]No, because then she'd have been like "He assaulted me, and then tried to RAPE me!!!"




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Would anyone really believe some kid tried raping an old ladie...in HER car...outside of HER house? Well I wouldnt anyway. :)

^^^ Yeah I've heard of them. I think I have a CD a friend made for me with them on it.

[QUOTE=risbo]Would anyone really believe some kid tried raping an old ladie...in HER car...outside of HER house? Well I wouldnt anyway. :)[/QUOTE]

Are they going to believe that a sweet old lady with a black eye would try to rape a horny teen?




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The Chewbacca Defense!!

Good stuff. Listening to them and Funkadelic!!!

One Nation Under a Groove!!!!!

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Are they going to believe that a sweet old lady with a black eye would try to rape a horny teen?




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Point taken...

The guitar solo in stream of consciousness has got to be one of the fastest/nicest sounding for the speed its played at solos everrrrrrrr

Does anyone listen to the band Particle?? e p ??

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Good stuff. Listening to them and Funkadelic!!!

One Nation Under a Groove!!!!![/QUOTE]


Very nice.


:cool:

its where I got my name

Of course.

It's where I got my name as well.



/lies

I'm so out of it today. I was falling asleep all day in school, so I came home at 5 and went to sleep until 8, then since I got up, I've drank 3 cans of mountain dew. I feel really weird right now.




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[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]The guitar solo in stream of consciousness has got to be one of the fastest/nicest sounding for the speed its played at solos everrrrrrrr[/QUOTE]

My buddy knows it. :cool:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]I'm so out of it today. I was falling asleep all day in school, so I came home at 5 and went to sleep until 8, then since I got up, I've drank 3 cans of mountain dew. I feel really weird right now.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]


Another Mountain Dew kick again, eh?

Cant wait.

:p

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]I'm so out of it today. I was falling asleep all day in school, so I came home at 5 and went to sleep until 8, then since I got up, I've drank 3 cans of mountain dew. I feel really weird right now.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]


Yellow No. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:naughty:

[QUOTE=e p]Another Mountain Dew kick again, eh?

Cant wait.

:p[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I think I'm gonna be up late tonight....




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[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Yellow No. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:naughty:[/QUOTE]


If that sh[i][b][/i][/b]it shrinks your balls, mine must have been insanely huge before I started drinking it...




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e p, have you heard of Particle

Why is this guy so awesome?

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[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]e p, have you heard of Particle[/QUOTE]

Roger that.


Mind you [I]heard[/I] of them, not heard their music.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]If that sh[i][b][/i][/b]it shrinks your balls, mine must have been insanely huge before I started drinking it...
[/QUOTE]

I know a guy who claims he doesn't need to use birth control because he drinks so much Mountain Dew!

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p.s.

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[QUOTE=super deluxe]p.s.

[url]http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/010704/double-bass.gif[/url][/QUOTE]

I don't get it.:confused:

[QUOTE=e p]Roger that.


Mind you [I]heard[/I] of them, not heard their music.[/QUOTE]


Has anybody?

[QUOTE=super deluxe]I know a guy who claims he doesn't need to use birth control because he drinks so much Mountain Dew!

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p.s.

[url]http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/010704/double-bass.gif[/url][/QUOTE]
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One time I drank 64oz of mountain dew in a half hour, then threw it up in the snow.




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wtf

Bassonic--Im downloading some of their site at the moment.

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