[quote=Eleventeen]My respect for you has been going up pretty steadily for a while, but now it's f[COLOR=silver]u[/COLOR]cking skyrocketed.[/quote]

You know, I might be an *** somtimes, but i will go through f*cking hell and back for my son. He's my world.

That's why I'm so involved with music.....I don't want him to grow up like I did--With F*cking nothing. It's the one thing I'm good at, so life or death I will bring it to the point that I can give him more in life than what's accepted/normal (read: boring).

That's really commendable dude... I hope that when/if I have kids that I can be a good father to them.

I'm sure you will be.


So yea, it's the least I can do to put up with her sh*t....if it means more for Corey.

Yeah, Dave, but you've got the potatoes on your side.

Also; short story time!

My dad was a trawler captain, so I spent the first 2 years of my life on a trawler, with some shore leave. Mum and Dad didn't fight out at sea, because they were busy all the time.

However, when I was 3 or so, we moved into our house, and that's when they started fighting. I absolutely hated it, they would quarrel over the most inane things, and it usually ended in Dad going to his brother's house. It never came to violence luckily, my Dad was the one who taught me to never hit girls.

Anyways, when I was 5 or 6, they seperated, and divorced when I was 7. As I look back on it, that was the best thing that could have happened. I lived with Mum, and saw Dad and his wife (a really kind-hearted lady) every weekend. I was an intimate part of both my Mum's and Dad's household, and went through every trial and tribulation.

And I grew up fine. Nowadays, my Dad lives in another town, so over the past 4 years I've seen him about 6 times. We even went for 10 months without speaking. I ring him whenever I can, but he's usually working at his workshop, so I leave a message. I think it's still a strong bond I have with him, regardless of our contact time.

Now I'm 19 and a bit, driving myself around, going to Uni, working to support myself, the works. I don't sit at home getting pissy and writing crappy rap songs about how I hate my mum. I basically got over it, and turned it around for the best.

Of course, this is Australia. I'm not sure if it would work in the US, considering how selfish you guys are, on the whole.

Wow man, through reading all of this, a lot of the regs are freaking genuinly great guys.

Yeah, I'm fine with my Parents divorce.
Looking at it, it was probably a good thing in the long run.

I don't know the circumstances surrounding it, and I don't want to, whatever happened is nothing to do with me.
Now both parents are remarried, it's cool, I at least tolerate my Stepfather, even though I don't like him much, but My stepmum is cool.

M Dad gave up pretty much everything he was entitled to for increased Access to me and my bro, and I'll always love and respect him for that, I see him twice a week, and talk to him nearly every day.
Some times are hard, and life deals you some crappy hands alot, but you've just got to live with it and not whine, there's no use complaining about it, there's alot of guys a hell of alot worse off than me.
*Shrugs*

That's just my experience anyways.

NP-Dungeon-I am Death(Live)

I would like him to grow up with both of us though..........

Do you think your wife will block access?

My parents have stuck it out together for 38 years so far, they have their quarrels here and there, but it's nothing that bad, it's just having to deal with the fact that my father is bipolar, and I'm glad that my mom is a good enough person to put up with that.

Any problems I have in my house are almost always directly related to bipolar syndrome running in my family, my dad has it, and my brother Jay has it, so both have gone through some pretty angry fits, unfortunately I seem to always be the one getting hit... probably because I can never keep my stupid mouth shut.

It's given me good stories though, not many people can say their father's beaten them with their own shoe :p.

NP: Dark Tranquillity - On Your Time

EDIT: holy crap, this Dark Tranquillity bootleg is epic!

I used to get the belt. But that was just ordinary discipline. 100% leather hurts more than synthetic leather, for the record.

[quote=Riva]Do you think your wife will block access?[/quote]

I honestly don't know......she might, especially since the band is going to move to the other side of the country, whether she likes it or not......

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]38 years? Wow.[/QUOTE]

Yeah man, my parents are old, my mom was like 45 when I was born, the doctors were afraid I would be born retarded.

[QUOTE=Riva]I used to get the belt. But that was just ordinary discipline. 100% leather hurts more than synthetic leather, for the record.[/QUOTE]

That's so true, my mom used to give me the belt because I'd stay up all night when I was little.

I love the colbert report. Right now he has a segment with little kids asking plastic surgeons about plastic surgery.

[QUOTE=Riva]I used to get the belt. But that was just ordinary discipline. 100% leather hurts more than synthetic leather, for the record.[/QUOTE]
I got the wooden spoon.

From my mom I've gotten:
spankings, beltings

That was all normal discipline though.

From my dad:
punches to the face many times, the shoe incident, just thrown around, and normal discipline

From my brother:
punches to the face/chest/whole upper body while being pinned down many, many, times

luckily we got him institutionalized, and he's been making a lot of progress.

anyhow, the Dark Tranquillity bootleg is done downloading, I'm off to bed.

I really wasn't that bad. If anything I just got punished for getting into arguements/fights with my brothers.

I really was a little bastard.

I was very close to being suspended from first school.
then when I went to middle school, there were kids alot worse than me.

The first school was this all woman teacher, cchurch controlled thing. All I wanted to do was sit and read all day. Still do as a matter of fact:p

NP-Vital Remains-Infidel

Damn, I've never gotten anything that called for a belt. Just thinking of that though sounds like it would hurt. My mother used to do the whole ear tug/twist thing, and slapped me. My father did the whole spanking. But I was usually a mellow child.

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]I love the colbert report. Right now he has a segment with little kids asking plastic surgeons about plastic surgery.
[/QUOTE]
Kid: Do you make people better?

Doctor: No. We make people sick, and then they get better.

Oh and the thumbscrews. Can't forget about the thumbscrews.

Actually, where's that Monty Python sketch about the old codgers reminising?

[QUOTE=Deth]Kid: Do you make people better?

Doctor: No. We make people sick, and then they get better.[/QUOTE]
Doctor: most women want to remove as much of the Labia as possible.

Little Girl: Not Me!

The Four Yorkshiremen? That's one of my favorites.

To Riva.

That's the one.

[QUOTE=Deth]The Four Yorkshiremen? That's one of my favorites.

To Riva.[/QUOTE]

Can't find it, but I did find this one:

Palin: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood,
Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be
meeting a man who *does* gardening. But first on the show
we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Idle: Taht si crreoct.

Palin: Do you enjoy it?

Idle: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.

Palin: And what's your name?

Idle: Hamrag - Hamrag Yatlerot.

Palin: Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now, where
do you come from?

Idle: Bumcreland.

Palin: Cumberland?

Idle: Stah't it sepricely.

Palin: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of
Shakespeare?

Idle: Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er - ta the mnemot I'm wroking
on "The Mating of the Wersh".

Palin: "The Mating of the Wersh"? By William Shakespeare?

Idle: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.

Palin: And what else?

Idle: "Two Netlemeng of Verona", "Twelfth Thing","The Chamrent
of Venice"....

Palin: Have you done "Hamlet"?

Idle: "Thamle". 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi.'

Palin: And what is your next project?

Idle: "Ring Kichard the Thrid".

Palin: I'm sorry?

Idle: 'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!'

Palin: Ah, Ring Kichard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram,
that's a spoonerism.

Idle: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. (Exit)

What's the one where Hitler moves into a small town? That's pure gold.

I got spanked for saying d[size=2]a[/size]mn once.

Other than that, my life has been great so far.

Quarreling with girls is no fun though. That said, things could be worse, like some of the things you guys have been through, heh.

I'm saving for [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009XRZ92/qid=1145266280/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-3768871-8336658?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130]this.[/url]

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I really was a little bastard.

I was very close to being suspended from first school.
then when I went to middle school, there were kids alot worse than me.

The first school was this all woman teacher, cchurch controlled thing. All I wanted to do was sit and read all day. Still do as a matter of fact:p

NP-Vital Remains-Infidel[/QUOTE]

I got suspended for 1 day when I was in grade 3 :upset:

It went by warnings, well "blue tickets", 3 of those, and you were suspended. First one was for throwing snowballs, secnond one the next days, I was caught swaring by the same psycopath teacher. Thena few months aafter, they said I was fighting, which I wasn't so...that was it for me.

NP Elvenking - The Regality Dance

I really really should go to bed.

Night.

I was suspended in 6th grade for writing a very very mean to my gf at the time.

She turned it in to the principal.

Goonight Ollie.

I just have a little bit of my essay to do left...which I could do tomorrow. If only I haf the whole week off like my friend does :(

NP Elvenking - Oakenshield

Reason enough not to have a girlfriend in 6th grade I suppose.

To ArrestThisMan

I'm getting owned by everyone postwise today.

[QUOTE=Deth]Reason enough not to have a girlfriend in 6th grade I suppose.

To ArrestThisMan

I'm getting owned by everyone postwise today.[/QUOTE]

Well, she was a year older then me, and when I found out she liked me I immediatly started dating her, even though she was such a bi[i]t[/i]ch most of the time.

Anyway, I found out she kissed some other guy, so I wrote her this note, thinking I was so hardcore. It was basically just all this jumbled profanity.

My school was a Catholic school, so the principal gave the note to the priest to read she thought it was so bad. He was like "I felt like I had to wash me eyes out after reading this".

That sucked so bad. Then my mom made me write her a apology, and she and her friends were all reading it out loud and laughing.

Its called clicking the lil quote button on the bottom right hand corner of the post :D :p

NP Elvenking - Conjuring of the 14th

To Deth, now I just got owned :upset:

I own you all :-D

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I own you all :-D[/QUOTE]
I hate to correct, but I own you, so that means I own everyone.

My mommy owns me.

/mommy's boy ++

:p I'm just kidding

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]My mommy owns me.

/mommy's boy ++

:p I'm just kidding[/QUOTE]
I own your mom :naughty:

:smoke:

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]I own your mom :naughty:

:smoke:[/QUOTE]

I just might tell her that :mad:

" MOMMY !, A GUY ON THE FORUM SAYS HE OWNS YOU !!! "

I should stop posting in here before I'm frowned upon

I shoulda seen your comment coming :p

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]I just might tell her that :mad:

" MOMMY !, A GUY ON THE FORUM SAYS HE OWNS YOU !!! "

I should stop posting in here before I'm frowned upon

I shoulda seen your comment coming :p[/QUOTE]
Go ahead and tell her, and ask her much of an animal I am.

Let's stop talking about my mommy :lol: