Fart myths include the belief that women fart less than men. They don't- they just don't tend to enjoy farting in public as much as men. Also there is the claim made by some people that holding farts in is dangerous to the health. This is also a lie but holding them does mean that as soon as you relax you will release all the gas and this could be upsetting if you nod off on the train.

always used 2 wory bout that when i would sleep in school ,luckely im a master pro world champion of holding in farts

been watchin seinfeld for a few weeks

every ep is new 2 me

watchin the one where kramer gets skinny jeans

this ep is gold

shitton of sirens on the major street near my house

wonder what happened

could be involving my parents they're not home yet

shitton of bad postson this page

wonder what happened

could be involving adb he's not offline yet

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now its the ep where jerry meets a girl version of him

Seinfeld is awesome, seen most of the episodes by now probably.

mappy that sounds terrible, man. i hope things get better soon for all involved.

making such mad beats right meow

i personally hope he chokes on a dick and dies

was on fb

3 clicks later I see sarah pammer is w/ another dude named kyle :lol:

do you only use it to stalk people

nah I'm all about networking and playing farmville

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18765880]so my brother just went batshit over nothing, he was claiming i stole his last piece of snuss or whatever, and i was like, "dude i don't care what you think i did to you, i'll let this all go, i'm just asking you to forgive me for whatever you think i did," and then he screamed you're a liar, and punched me in the face, and now i have a broken nose. then he called the cops because i apparently cornered him and he was defending himself, so the cops took him away.

this is pretty much the worst night of my life, but in the long run it's for the better, because he's finally gonna stop terrorizing me and my parents, and my parents didn't have the balls to kick him out.

and yeah, get a livejournal memes from 2004 whatever, i'm kind of fucking bummed out right now.

also, not pressing charges, because i know he's lost his mind and i futilely want him to know i have no ill will towards him. :([/QUOTE]

Broken nose? Damn.

I expect this shit to happen to people like Justin. Except he'd be in jail instead of the sibling, taking the fall, like a lil bitch.

:lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18765880]so my brother just went batshit over nothing, he was claiming i stole his last piece of snuss or whatever, and i was like, "dude i don't care what you think i did to you, i'll let this all go, i'm just asking you to forgive me for whatever you think i did," and then he screamed you're a liar, and punched me in the face, and now i have a broken nose. then he called the cops because i apparently cornered him and he was defending himself, so the cops took him away.

this is pretty much the worst night of my life, but in the long run it's for the better, because he's finally gonna stop terrorizing me and my parents, and my parents didn't have the balls to kick him out.

and yeah, get a livejournal memes from 2004 whatever, i'm kind of fucking bummed out right now.

also, not pressing charges, because i know he's lost his mind and i futilely want him to know i have no ill will towards him. :([/QUOTE]
Holy fuck, man. I definitely wouldn't have resisted punching him back.

[QUOTE=Blazey;18765994]I expect this shit to happen to people like Justin. Except he'd be in jail instead of the sibling, taking the fall, like a lil bitch.[/QUOTE]

lol adb level generalization

[QUOTE=Blazey;18765994]I expect this shit to happen to people like Justin. Except he'd be in jail instead of the sibling, taking the fall, like a lil bitch.[/QUOTE]

lol

and what kind of person thinks sticking up for their younger sibling is a bitch move? i mean come on be real bro

bitch move? not sure

faggy move? definitely

/head explodes

EDIT: are you an only child bro

no i have an older brother and if he some dumb shit i'd definitely let him reap the consequences

and he'd expect it

my family doesnt do dumb shit tho so we'll never know for sure

idk why you wouldn't

what was your motivation juddy bear

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18766090]idk why you wouldn't

what was your motivation juddy bear[/QUOTE]

had my sister been charged she would have gotten 5-10 given her prior record, i had no priors at that point so i was only in jail for like 45 days, well worth it to keep my sister out of state prison for 5-10 years, fuck that

Two siblings were getting anally raped instead of just the sister. That's not fair if you ask me.

thats a pretty selfless thing to do i dont see why you would mock someone for that