[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY&feature=channel[/url]



hahahahahahahahahaha

People think I'm socially retarded because I don't laugh at their jokes .

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17630661]Bikes are meant for anywhere thats not the middle of the road[/QUOTE]

Except you're supposed to yield to people who aren't driving cars.

And you're not supposed to bike on the sidewalk, sooooo...

crass rules so much

I ****ing hate bikers.

While I'm laughin, you in your Uncle Benz like bags of rice

i used to bike everywhere cuz i didnt have a car

now my bike got stolen and i have a car

I bike but I'm a good person. :)

whoa just came back from a walk and me and jorndiz got the riff thread closed?

lol

i walk

[QUOTE=AA-12;17630732]i walk[/QUOTE]

hahahah

We did it with my Ice lady Orginal Fleshlight. We watched some animal photographs and whipped out some playboy mags that we could hover over while we plunge the fleshlight and it felt pretty good. We focused on the animal photographs and the celebs, and we didn't hold each other or any of that crap. We basically just thrusted inside the fleshlight untill we blew, and yes there was some major overlapping(no bumping head to head, just shafts running over/underneath each other).

that was a good thread

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17630730]whoa just came back from a walk and me and jorndiz got the riff thread closed?

lol[/QUOTE]

nope

[QUOTE=AA-12;17630737]We did it with my Ice lady Orginal Fleshlight. We watched some animal photographs and whipped out some playboy mags that we could hover over while we plunge the fleshlight and it felt pretty good. We focused on the animal photographs and the celebs, and we didn't hold each other or any of that crap. We basically just thrusted inside the fleshlight untill we blew, and yes there was some major overlapping(no bumping head to head, just shafts running over/underneath each other).

that was a good thread[/QUOTE]

that's good to hear who wrote that one?

edit: well elim the board surely deems the thread unsuitable because of us right?

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17630740]that's good to hear who wrote that one?

edit: well elim the board surely deems the thread unsuitable because of us right?[/QUOTE]

some homophobic guy on the [I][COLOR="Pink"]official fleshlight forums[/COLOR][/I]

[QUOTE=AA-12;17630742]some homophobic guy on the [I][COLOR="Pink"]official fleshlight forums[/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]

oh

i hate fleshlights a microwaved banana peel is way better

i want one

[QUOTE=AA-12;17630749]i want one[/QUOTE]

but you already have one

:rolleyes:

i have 10

i'm a biker

yesterday a lot of people were beeping their horn at me I was like wtf and realised my *** crack was hanging out the back of my pants

be still my heart

Replace "asscrack" with "dildo" and you have an interesting story

no.

thx for posting cocaine see ya later!

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17630768]Replace "asscrack" with "dildo" and you have an interesting story[/QUOTE]

I'm trying to imagine what kind of farcical situation it would take for a bicycle rider to end up with a dildo hanging out of the back of their pants and not notice.

I imagine being able to think around such corners would make a good TV show writer.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17630777]I'm trying to imagine what kind of farcical situation it would take for a bicycle rider to end up with a dildo hanging out of the back of their pants and not notice.

I imagine being able to think around such corners would make a good TV show writer.[/QUOTE]

Man I thought around that corner 4 times already and ended up back where I was :cool:

i would kill for a pretzel

like a big one

with melted cheese

[I]yummmmmmmm[/I]

http://www.playray.com/play/minigolf/

mxrm

pass: hello

im bored

someone else join!

I would, I can't see the game though