You: can you dirty talk to me

You: please

You: go on webcam

You: see me stroke in my black satanic ritual robe

You: and chug whiskey straight

You: for satan

Stranger: na

you actually aren't that funny on the chats bro

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17334793]
You: AND NOW WE RULE AT SOCCER
[/QUOTE]

lol. was a decent effort.

Stranger: hey

You: nigga i want my ring of the achorn

You: i know u got my ring of the achorn

Stranger: i want a donkey

You: ima find u

You: ima come to u house

You: ima knock on u door

You: and u gonna suck my dick

Stranger: if ur a donkey i will

You: i want my ring of the achorn

Stranger: its in ur moter

Stranger: mother

You: ima come to u house

You: and u daughter gonna suck my dick

You: u wife gonna suck my dick

You: ima evaporate u into my dick

Stranger: cool

Stranger: thats sounds fun

You: nigga u still frontin

You: where the **** u is

Stranger: ur toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping can remove the black parts

You: man nigga u sum racist fat whiteboy

You: nigga i roll deep

You: i got u ip

You: i got u address

You: ima get my ring of the achorn

You: BLOOD

You: BLOOD

Stranger: i like me

You: CRIP KILLA

You: BLOOD

You: BLOOD

You: nigga

You: u got 10 minutes

You: to gimme my ring of da achorn

You: or me and 10 my homies gonna come to u house

You: and u gonnasuck all they dicks

Stranger: om niom nom

You: man u some fucin fagt ****

You: wtf is dat

Stranger: ur boring me

You: yeah why

You: cuz i aint wanna suck u dick

You: cuz i aint no large bundle of sticks white boi like u?

You: nigga gimme my ring of da achorn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omg omg I just met this most amazing girl on Omegle and we were just getting along so well we had so much in common and i liked her so much and then she had to go and I'm never gonna talk to her again im so sad.

[IMG]http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll184/cjwbball51/singer.gif[/IMG]

wtf internet ads

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17334808]omg omg I just met this most amazing girl on Omegle and we were just getting along so well we had so much in common and i liked her so much and then she had to go and I'm never gonna talk to her again im so sad.[/QUOTE]

but you have a gf!

lol i was kidding

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everyone's favourite picture

MOTHERF---

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LOL I found that **** on google

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[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17334858][IMG]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg39/RMPHOTOALBUM/A%20-%20R/wlx0ec.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg39/RMPHOTOALBUM/A%20-%20R/wlx0ec.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg39/RMPHOTOALBUM/A%20-%20R/wlx0ec.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg39/RMPHOTOALBUM/A%20-%20R/wlx0ec.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

ombb ur lookin good

I'm raging so hard atm

why are you raging so hard arrestthisman?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: penis
Stranger: egg
You: dick
Stranger: egg
You: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg
You: penis
You have disconnected.

you queers still posting this shi man what a trip this ain't no saloon

I'm'a take u out 2 da saloon.

go pound salt Nancy pants

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: favorite pringles flavor?
Stranger: sour cream and onion
You: bbq is better
Stranger: Sometimes
Stranger: Lays has the best bbq chips
You: they're good, yeah
You: anal sex is also good
Stranger: Not when you get poopdick
You: she likes to suck me off when that happens
You: is that normal?
Stranger: Sounds like you have a keeper
You: brb she's hungry
You have disconnected.

oh cool convo bro why don't you do another one

k one more hold up

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: fine like cherry wine
Stranger: heh, not bad
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/CA
Stranger: 19/m/PA
You: MAPPY???
You: silverfang?
You: hello?
Stranger: huh?
You: what
Stranger: what
You: favorite pringles flavor?
Stranger: Pizza.
You: **** off non-elite
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Egg
You: IM EATING PISTACHIOS
Stranger: ****, EAT A EGG.
You: wtf the egg guy
You: **** your eggs
Stranger: **** YOUR NUTS.
Stranger: THAT ARE IN YOUR MOUTH.
You: suck my nuts bitch
Stranger: ...You beat me to them obviously.
Stranger: Yeah, thats what I thought.
You: shut up
You: ****er
Stranger: :3
Stranger: Guess who?
You: your vagina you pussy
Stranger: Egg
You: shove an egg in your pussy
Stranger: No thanks, you do that to your mom enough already.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

4chan invasion. It's embarassing how far they've fallen. Some jackass told me he was from /b/.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there bitch
Stranger: disco
You: disco who
Stranger: disco nett you dickhead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FREE TOOTHlESS BLOWJOBS!
Stranger: I SWALLOW! :D
You: gimme now bitch
Stranger: **** you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: you gay?
Stranger: yes
You: adb?
Stranger: what?
You: hahaha
You have disconnected.

You: hey
Stranger: Hello
You: asl
Stranger: 15 /female /Tr
Stranger: you?
You: whats tr?
Stranger: Turkey
You: ohh whats up
Stranger: fine
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: you?
You: nm just watching some porn
Stranger: psycho
Stranger: stupid
Your conversational partner has disconnected

:lol: adb you find the funniest sites



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im sexy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey. I’m female, age 21 looking for hot drunk meaningless cyber sex that we can all forget about tomorrow morning
You: oh thats great
You: my dick is hard as stone atm
Stranger: goodgood
Stranger: i hope its bigg
You: yeah I guess
You: how big do you think it is
Stranger: 10"
You: bigger
You: want pics
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: 15"
You: lets go
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/bhceh1/2
You: oh hell yeah bb youre fine
Stranger: hehe thanks
Stranger: lets see you
You: hold up one sec
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwJ08vt7AI
You: thats me
You: lets go bb I'm strokin it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a girl with a webcam and yahoo.
You: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________
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You: but yeah I'm horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG dude I busted up laughing soooo hard when I opened that you tube video!!!hahahahahahah

IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
..__
(| o\________
.|rs_}_______}

WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

Stranger: looking for a girl with a webcam and yahoo.
You: dude i have the softest hands
You: how soft r urs
You: want 2 cyber?
Stranger: no thx
You: :c
You: do you think im ugly?
Stranger: not rly..
You: http://phaedriel.moviez.hu/wordpress-2.1-magyar/wp-content/2007/11/daniel_craig_c12.JPG
You: he is soooo hot
Stranger: i just don`t like cyber
You: holy ****
You: i just ****ing
You: dropped a match on my leg
You: im fucfking aroused
You: wanna suck my dick
You: through telecommunications
You: etc etc?
You: ill cum 2 ur house
You: give you a rimbjob
You: maybe a dutch rudder?
You: cleveland stearmer? anything u want big boi
You: dawg
You: do you like winds of plague bro?
You: oh my god
You: my hands are so soft
You: seriously
You: this is freaking me out
You: its unreal how soft my hands have gotten
You: ive been bathing them in conola oil daily
You: and melting packs of chapstik on them
You: im kind of enraged you havent sent me noods yet
Stranger: u won`t stop talking about ur ****ing hands,will u?
Stranger: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
..__
(| o\________
.|rs_}_______}

WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK
Stranger: LOLOLOL
Stranger: best chain lettur ever
You: are you true?
Stranger: no
Stranger: D;
You: pathetic subhuman
You: die in a fire
You: but don't burn all the trees down
You: I
You: IM A TRUE LUMBERJACK ASSHOLE
Stranger: ho shizzle
Stranger: I'm sorry sir
Stranger: D;
You: what is that ****** talk
Stranger: You see, I'm a black lumberjack
Stranger: D:
You: **** off non-elite
You have disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that this 'Stranger' is a registered sex offender, Enjoy your chat!]
You: hi :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

are people still talking about that site, its months old and it even featured on oprah ages back as the new threat to children on the internet

[QUOTE=Angmar;17335068]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that this 'Stranger' is a registered sex offender, Enjoy your chat!]
You: hi :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol[/QUOTE]

very well done steven

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17335074]are people still talking about that site, its months old and it even featured on oprah ages back as the new threat to children on the internet[/QUOTE]


omfg who cares how old it is it's entertaining

IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
..__
(| o\________
.|rs_}_______}

WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK